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Kakashi x Iruka. Sad tale of what happens when true love is denied. KakIru, KakAnko, kakaHini, GaiIru, IruOC, Kakasak yaoi. Happy ending for those who don't like their tragedy tragic. Finished.

Genma, with the help of Kurenai, finally manages to drag Hayate to his Monday night party. Upon arrival, Hayate remembers past encounters with Kurenai and what these might mean for their future. Hayate x Kurenai. OneShot.

Rikku has hidden her pregnancy from Gippal for months, but when something goes wrong and her life is on the line, everyone is forced to come to reality. Completed June 21, 2005. Sequel: The Echo.

In an alternate modern Hyrule, Link gets himself arrested and thrown in Juvie. A boy named Sheik shows him the ropes, and they spend eight years living it up as best they can.

Genma is shocked to find Hinata stumbling into his favorite seedy bar. oneshot. Rated for language and implied adult situations. Warning: character death. OneShot.

[Oneshot, rated to be safe, KxY SHONENAI, spoilers] Eternity stretched out before the two, but at least they had each other.

[complete] An icy-mannered convent girl without a past; a charming and funny guard, loyal to the end; a wise, young advisor and Master Mage; a handsome prince dissatisfied with life. Fate brings them together, but why?

When you go, leave behind something beautiful. Hayate and Genma.

A very...unique story told by 'someone' (Matthew. haha) in first person. Hope you enjoy it. Please review! Rated PG just in case.

PG for slight language. This was a ficlet inspired by a fanart my friend drew for me. Yuan and Kratos are bored, and decide to try on each other's "unpractical" clothes. Short and silly.

Heh, sorry about that. I was playing a joke on the guys at the Zelos and His Hunnies club at deviantart. This is the REAL gift. Christmas for Zelos and the gang relies on the Christmas angel, but how can they make one without all the right stuff?

[one-shot] Which is worse: to never be able to move forward, or to never be able to look back?

Mary Sue uses her magical powers to send herself back in time to Ancient Egypt in order to seduce her one true love. However, the spell goes awry, and she arrives just a little too early...

What happens when Nooj's glasses are coated in stickiness and he must try to get to the windex? Unfortunantly, it seems, insanity. Now...the hunt for the paper towels is on! updated

Two legendary teams, the Heroes of the Lance and SG1 join forces to fight a common enemy, or two. Dragonlance&Stargate SG1 Crossover. First fic.

Request one-shots of virtually all genres. See inside for rules and suggestions. First come, first serve. Please allow quite a few weeks for delivery. Ninth One: Golden Chances, for HKI. IsaacMia, onesided JennaIsaac.

[ErkSerra] Sometimes, it can be those we least expect who are trying to help us the most...Oneshot.

Alex desperately wants to join the Evil Overlords of Evil. However, they don't want him in - unless he can prove how evil he is in 2 weeks. Day 5: Alex takes a break from the evil conquest and focuses on more important matters. Like his hair. DISCONTINUED.

A humorous story from Barkeep's POV.

What happens when Rikku finds Paine's sacred list of Respect Points? And who has the most points? Paine and Baralai with hints of YunaXTidus, GippalXRikku, and NoojXLeblanc. RR plz

This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave

Cho Hakkai never believed in God. But perhaps one Sunday morning will change his mind... (Plese RR... rating for manga themes) ((CH1 re-uploaded, CH2 up))

Daniel gets a bad haircut and hilarity ensues. Based on a story I read in a comic book years ago not my best work, but please R&R! This story is not to be taken too seriously

*ONE-SHOT* *SPOILERS FOR TLA* For Selena. Alex lies shattered atop Mt. Aleph as it is drawn into the earth. Yet he is given a second chance, should he choose to accept it...

What do you get when you mix a Colonel desperate for pie, and a snarky archeologist with a Twinkie fetish? *COMPLETED*

A story of realizing what's important, and not knowing how to make up for past actions. Alex/Mia

(OMAKE ADDED FOR FATHER'S DAY) Hakkai is about to find out the truth about the past, six years ago when Kanan died...or didn't she?

What would you do if you found a rose in your locker? [Yaone's POV] [Isn't there a "fluff" genre?] a short story of fluff and friendship. Yaone discovers real friendship and love through a simple rose. Hope you enjoy! ^___^ Hope you enjoy!

Seven of Nine was lost in the Delta Quadrant, then found her way to the Alpha Quadrant with Voyager. Thanks to Q, she finds herself in Middle Earth. This is her story. Crossover: Star Trek: Voyager/LOTR. Complete.

Zelgadis returns to Seyruun after three years, but without fulfilling his promise to return with his cure. He wants nothing more than to see Amelia again, and yet how can he face her with a broken promise?

[A/U; Possibly OOC; H/Y] "I cannot tell you that I love you because she still holds your heart, broken though it is, and you continue to hold on to her memory. It is obvious that there is no room for me..." But unknown to her, things are about to change.

Xellos and Filia look at the stars, and a rarity among rarities ensues, a calm discussion, resulting in X/F goodness!

Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.

AC 248. Many people have forgotten the sacrifices one had to make for the wars. Many take the peace for granted. When one history class goes to a musium that's more then it seems, will they remember?

A Quatre-centered songfic. While staying with Duo & Hilde, Q has a rather unusual experience at the Maxwell Church, destroyed years before. Quatre-fluff and Duo-angst. ^_^ How I love it!

Quatre is the only survivor of the last battle, and 20 years later he tells his daughter the story that the history books don't have; that of the heroic Gundam pilots.

An injured Duo is one of the few survivors of a horrible battle. He contemplates suicide, but before he can go through with it, two very special angels show up to bring him home.

This is what I like to call a "Dream-Come-True" fic. You sit in your backyard, remembering the 'good times' with your favorite guy...

Seifer has a bounty on his head, and Quistis tracks him into the snowy mountains of Trabia Finished!

...yes, it goes on and on, my friend. And so I had some fun with it and wrote a parody: mockings, bashings, battles, crashings...fun for you and me! Full Parody of ENDLESS WALTZ

While taking a break from things, the Turks come across two people wandering around in the snow... and Reno ends up with a job he'd rather not have.