Hey, I'm WORMoverBOOK.

I'm a girl, I'm 15... and I'm not going to tell you my real name. Mostly because I hate it so much. :P

I love to write, but have a bad habit of forgetting or abandoning my works... and I'm sketchy on the updating schedule at the best of times. I might have a few little things one here... maybe a big story project thingy to work on when I'm avoiding homework. (Just kidding teachers of my school!... Hahahaha... *Looks nervous*)

I hate improper grammar and spelling mistakes, so don't hesitate to point them out to me! Although to be honest I may never get around to actually fixing them...

I love to laugh and I love random crazy quotes, such as those below. In fact I have about 20 pages of them saved on word. Just because, y'know. :)

WORMoverBOOK.

P.S: I recomend you read my friend's, The Gallagher Girl, story's if you like The Gallagher Girls, or Maximum Ride. But don't get too attached, especially to the Gallagher Girl's one, because she hasn't updated that one in about a year.

If you don't (Like them that is), you suck so much, you make vaccum-cleaners look like hair-dryers.

If you haven't read them (The books: Maximum Ride and The Gallagher Girls), do.

Funny Shit

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..." (I've so got a friend like this. She sighs a lot when she's got a crush. I laugh cause it's so damn halarious!)

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?)

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (This has to be among my favourite quotes ever! And I have a lot. A whole 22 pages of just my favourite)

I love him,
oh yes
I
do..
He's for
me
and not for
you
so if by chance
you
take
my place...
I'll take
my
fist and smash
your
face

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when I found out that you were taken...
but then I saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" (that would be hilarious if someone did that!)

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes... I could probably buy one that wasn't defficient like mine... people say I have problems with emotions. As in, I don't feel them)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

He said "I love you" and I sneezed and said "ohh sorry; But I'm Alergic to: B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time I walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so I come out with somthing like...I like your phone...it's very small..(awkward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Gotta love the randomness of the stuff you can find on fanfiction profiles...

Umm... I don't really know what else to say. 'Sept I would love it if you checked out my story(s) and would love it even more if you reviewed or whatever. *Smiley-face*

Yeah... bask in the awkwardness...

My plan to rule the world is almost complete!

Just a few more lines...

AHA! THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! ALONG WITH THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOOTHBRUSHES... (What...? That's normal isn't it...? Wanting the world's supply of toothbrushes...?)

WORMoverBOOK.

P.S: Sugar does bad things to my brain.