Same Saturday

4:30pm

Watch the Lad-ies.

Watching Dave run around in high heels on the football field is definitely helping in cheering me up.

Should I refer to it as the American football field?

5 minutes later

Rosie is explaining the whole concept of American football. Apparently in between snogging Sven and her have been watching videos on it. Sven's brother, whom we have just discovered he had, is going to America to play it, which now means all the lads must.

That's my life for you, always full of surprises, and furry articles of clothing.

5:00pm

Dave has called a time out

He came over to where we were swinging and begged me to let him take off the shoes.

I'm full of generosity today as I have realized life is too short, and relationships don't last, and that the first cut is the deepest.

I went on to tell him these thoughts and he started that "are you mad?" business and I said he could take off the shoes.

2 minutes later

He showed his appreciation by snogging me which I appreciated right back.

1 minute later

Ace Gang staring at me like staring dogs who forgot how to nod and now can only stare and think of the act of nodding

Bloody hell I haven't told them about Robby and me.

20 minutes later

They are being very supportive; Jas even let me hold her stuffed vole.

I hope this isn't something she taxidermied with Hunky. I'm not going to ask, because that is much safer.

Rosie offered to go on a boy fast with me. That isn't a convention where boys run around really fast, as Ellen first thought. It's like when you don't eat for a while, but instead it's about boys.

30 seconds later

No I don't eat boys. It's like dating boys, and then you don't date them. Do I have to explain everything?

I'm sorry for snapping, but I had to explain to Rosie that she can't go on a fast because she is currently with a boy.

1 minute later

The debate goes on.

Me (very cleverly): You can't fast when you are feasting.

Rosie: It's feast or famine.

Jools chiming in unnecessarily: Fast and furious!

This is getting nowhere.

Heart Break Hotel

Population me

The loon mobile wasn't in the driveway, and the house is empty. The cats aren't even in.

The game ended once Edward ended up under an 8 man dog pile.

They're still learning, but Sven seems to think they have the hang of it.

7pm

There have been talks about going out tonight to a new lounge that's opened up.

I'm not sure if I'm emotionally ready to let myself out there.

1 minute later

I'm so young, and yet I've suffered so much.

Sunday October 31st

I have been so full of heartbreak that I forgot about Halloween.

Libby pleasantly reminded me when she came into my room.

"Honk honk, Georgie! Wake up!"

She's such a treat. Pun not intended, because I am not in a joking mood.

Opened my eyes

Libby is holding out a bag with questionable contents, and asking for "tweats".

Since when did treats consist of things that Angus threw up?

1 minute later

I tried to explain to her that I didn't have any "tweats", but she is not having it.

10:00 am

I pretended to fall asleep and after she biffed me over the head with her, wet, bag she left the room.

12:00pm

Whilst pretending to snooze, I must have actually dozed off.

In the loo

Bright eyed, and bushy eye-browed

Seriously. I'm afraid to go outside because birds may think that they are nests, and then I will have eggs on my face, and not the kind that you use for facials, the kind that have tiny birds in them.

12:30pm

Phoned Jas and expressed my concerns.

Did you know that there is only one type of egg, and all of them have tiny birds in them?

I was as shocked as your are, my friend.

1:00pm

Does that mean I could put a piece of chicken on my face, and it would have the same cleansing and brightening affect?

That is le grand mystere.

Called Jas again

I said, "Jas, what are you doing for Halloween?"

She said, "Erhm…. Well…."

I said, "Is this Ellen or Jas?"

She said, "it's me."

Sigh.

1:15pm

I hate my so called friends.

Apparently they've planned a whole Spice Girls tribute, and they didn't tell me about it, because I am not a girl.

Do you know who is?

1 minute later

I'll give you one guess, and it's not the queen.

30 seconds later

Have you guessed yet?

Okay, I will tell you. Not that I think you are particularly dim or anything, but it may be late, and your brain might be a little fuzzy so your guessing game may not be on point today.

IT'S DAVE.

1:45pm

I'm full of betrayednosity.

2:00pm

I did find out there is a part at Mab's place tonight.

Apparently it is actually her brothers, but he is bribing her not to snitch while her parents away.

4:15pm

Prep

I've found an under-the-skin lurking lurker. But it's the worst kind. It's by my nose. So not only is my nose the size of a largely sized thing, it will look like it's growing a head.

4:20pm

The beard should hopefully cover the lurker.

Unless my beard won't fit on because the lurker is so big.

5 minutes later

Beard fits.

Now to find a costume.

8:00pm

Leather PANTS on

I am off.

Monday, November 1st

8:30 am

Running

And trying to change into my uniform. I stored my costume in a local tree. Maybe a squirrel can re-use it for its squirrel things.

1:00pm

School is so unfair. I have had no time to talk to the gang about the events of last night, and trust me there were a lot.

It started with the PANTS ripping fiasco, and ending with a tribute to the two greatest bands ever known to person kind: Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys.

2:00pm

Double Physics

Herr Kamyer is a treat and a half.

Apparently the prison head is implementing some new rules for the class.

We have to sign a contract.

1 minute later

Reflecting

These rules could be because of the time that Jools and I tried to melt some beeswax so that we could do some damage control on the orangutan gene front.

2 minutes later

By "the time" I mean 2 weeks ago.

Reading the rules

If I don't sign the contract, do I have to do physics?

30 seconds later

If I don't follow the rules, will I have to continue doing physics?

New fire safety rules

Although we did learn about what all the fire extinguishing gear did.

1 minute later

I wonder if you were on fire, and you don't breathe, would this deprive the fire of oxygen and therefore put yourself out?

Asked Rosie

She stroked her imaginary beard for a few moments and shrugged.

I would ask Herr Kamyer but he is practically useless in this department, as he is the teacher.

5 minutes later

I was just humming a little tune as a worked, and the whole gang joined in. Must resist urge to do the Viking dance.

Dancing

Herr Kamyer is so impressed by our dance moves he doesn't know what to say.

Walking home

Fab day of classes, but now I finally get to catch up with the gang.

Jas said, "I can't believe you went as Nick Carter."

I said, "I can't believe you went as the Spice Girls with Dave and not me!"

I was still a little hurt.

Jas said, "Well you are not, ya know, one of us."

I gasped, "at least I don't wear knickers the size of small countries."

Jas and I are not speaking, but what else is new?

Anyway, I will tell you chummies about my night, since my so called friends won't talk about it without getting hostile.

After I called Tom, he said him and some of the lads were going as the famous Backstreet Boys. I didn't know who these blokes were, but after I went over Tom's, eing careful to avoid any sign of Robbie, I listened to some albums and wondered how they never made it on a European tour.