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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Transformers, and Vampire Knight. Perfect girls aren't real...real girls aren't perfect...You want a perfect girl? Go buy a fucking Barbie doll .. .../l、 That kitten looks so cute doesn't it? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse. :'( COPY AND PASTE IF YOU CARE! Name: The name is Caitlin :D Age: hmmm lets just go with under 18 Gender: female...oh wait...Yup...female EPIC COPY+PASTE AND SHIT 1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Ehhh its a tie between Optimus Prime and Bumblebee 2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? I would probably run up to him and hug his leg 3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU? ...prise me off their leg I guess... 4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO? I can see Bumblebee listening to classic rock...and Optimus maybe Indie??? 5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC? Yessssss her name is Clem Connor. 6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Since Bee is her boy friend...thing...I guess what she would normally do.. 7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT? uhhhh...BUMBLEBEE! or Optimus 'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.' Lol I love his voice... 8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? ...I cant post it on the internet... 9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON? STARSCREAM! hehehehhheheheh 10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? ...not squishing Sam? 11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER? Wtf do YOU think? 12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT? I dont know! 13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON? ...ditto... 14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE? None? 15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING? Optimus OC 16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT? Too many times to count 17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A VW Beetle! 18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT? Arcee...she is EPIC 19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...AUTOBOTS! 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? sadly, no :( 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hmmmm 3 isn't even CLOSE 3) How many houses have you lived in? 2, but I don't really remember the first :| 4) Favorite candy bar? I FRICKEN LOVE KIT KATS! 5) Favorite shoes? Ummmmmmmm lemme see...my black canvas shoes or my ankle high boots? 6) Have you ever tripped someone? I think its safe to say that yes, yes I have tripped someone 7) Least favorite school subject? Totally maths and science 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Oh god no... 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Not that I remember... 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: SIGH...Vampire Knight...Zero is so damn hot XD 12) Favorite genre of music? Classic rock...metal...yeah... 13) How many pets do you own? 2 cats and a pot plant named Steve 14) What time were you born? I don't know... 15) Do you like beer? HELL NO! 16) Ever made a prank phone call? I tried...the victim wasn't home -_-''' 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I will not put this out for all to see... 18) Are you sarcastic? NAAAAAAAHHH 19) Is anyone in your family famous? not famous...I am related to Ned Kelly by name though! 20) How many watches do you own? none that work... :( 21) Summer or winter? Gahh I would have to go with winter 23) Favorite color to wear? Ehhh grey and purple 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Both... 25) What color is your cell phone? White 26) Where is your second home? My besties house! Ashlee is so cool... 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Um...no comment 28) Have you ever had a cavity? 1...or 2... 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? none that I use.. 30) How many video games do you own? I have nooooooo idea theres toooooo many 31) What was your first pet? A cat named Ben 32) Ever had braces? THANKFULLY no 33) Do looks matter? Ehhhh...not too much but it is a bonus. :3 34) Do you use chapstick? Occasionally 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Ms Rodriguies, Mr Hall and Mr I 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? ?...uh 37) Are you too forgiving? It depends what and who it is. 38) How many children do you want? 0!!! 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no... X( 40) Favorite breakfast meal? pancakessssss...YUM 41) Do you own a gun? Uh...no...no a gun in my possesion would not be a good idea unless one wanted a hole in the wall... 42) Ever thought you were in love? Sigh... 43) When was the last time you cried? ehh a week or so 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I STAYED UP TILL 3 IN THE MORNING WATCHING VAMPIRE KNIGHT!!!! 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? um...none? 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? once...or twice 47) Have you ever been in a castle? no.. 48) Nicknames? Cat, Cookie, Eggbert ( courtesy of my DAD) 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? I know a pig called Bertha! 50) Ever been to Kentucky? no? 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? ditto question 50 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...-snaps out of it- Wha...I'm sorry what was the question? 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no...(alot of these questions have NO answers..) 55) Do you own a diamond ring? Sadly no... 56) Are you happy with your life right now? mostly :) 57) Do you dye your hair? I WISH! my school is private so hair dye is a no no... 58) Does anyone like you? I think so... 59) What year were you born? No comment... 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Wasn't QUITE born yet. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? what? 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's...nomnomnomnomnomnom 63) Do you like yourself? ehhhhhhh mostly 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE! 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? hair and tallness... 66) Are you afraid of the dark? yes... :( 67) Have you ever eaten paste? no but I have eaten play doh! and various other unknowns... 68) Do you own a webcam? yes...it doesn't flatter... 69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt Regretably, yes 70) Ever broke a bone? Many times. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? FB!!!! 73) Pringles or lays? Pringles, the dude looks like the monoply guy 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope not! 75) Rugrats or Doug? uh...Rugrats I guess...both shows sucked 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full house 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Shes cool :D 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? no but I have been called plump :( 79) Do you have a birth mark? no... 80) Do you own a car? no again.. 81) Can you cook? yes :D 82) 3 things that annoy you: hmm...computer viruses clocks AND CRICKETS! 83) Do you text message often? HELL YES! good thing I'm on $180 plan :D 84) Money or love? Love! 85) Do you have any scars? One on my chin when I bit through it! 86) What do you want more than anything right now? Transformer tattoo... 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? YEP 88) Relationships or one night stands? Psh...One night stands ALL the way...YEah that wasn't SARCASM or anything... 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? NAAAAH ( yes I do) 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I've seen one of them! :D 92) Do you own a box of crayons? yeahhh but most of em are broken 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Some asshole at school 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? not someone who made me cry but someTHING 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? One of my besties! oh god Brittany... 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? ummmmm hmmm no comment 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend Jesse! god I have alot of friends... 100) Who was the last person that called you? no one called me but Jesse texted me! On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well isnt that the intention?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.') On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD My stories are so imcredibly cliche its stupid, buuutttt if you dont like it, dont read. I swear to update my stories as soon as possible if not before! I enjoy eating choc chip cookies and reading chain letters when I know theyre not true. Which Transformer am I? well I took the quiz and heres what it said Bumblebee. You are free spirited and very likeable. You sometimes act a little immature, but are still a very loyal and brave member of the Autobots. WOOOOO ME IS BUMBLEBEE WOOT WOOT Which decepticon are you? well I took the quiz and heres what it said Starscream Yeah, you`re a Decepticon, but you hate Megatron. You have a soft spot, too. Starscream? really? Okkkk then A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish: I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. 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Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world (hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. I AM TOTALLY AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!! If you are too copy and paste this to your profile and add your name Blue bot IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!!! Before you read any of my stories I would like to let you know that I am not happy with a number of them and I'm gunna do a complete revamp... SO don't judge my writing on those stories. K thx bye. |
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