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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers, and Vampire Knight.

Perfect girls aren't real...real girls aren't perfect...You want a perfect girl? Go buy a fucking Barbie doll ..

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That kitten looks so cute doesn't it? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse. :'( COPY AND PASTE IF YOU CARE!

Name: The name is Caitlin :D

Age: hmmm lets just go with under 18

Gender: female...oh wait...Yup...female

EPIC COPY+PASTE AND SHIT

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Ehhh its a tie between Optimus Prime and Bumblebee

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

I would probably run up to him and hug his leg

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

...prise me off their leg I guess...

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

I can see Bumblebee listening to classic rock...and Optimus maybe Indie???

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Yessssss her name is Clem Connor.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Since Bee is her boy friend...thing...I guess what she would normally do..

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

uhhhh...BUMBLEBEE! or Optimus

'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.' Lol I love his voice...

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

...I cant post it on the internet...

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

STARSCREAM! hehehehhheheheh

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

...not squishing Sam?

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Wtf do YOU think?

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

I dont know!

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

...ditto...

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

None?

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus OC

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Too many times to count

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A VW Beetle!

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee...she is EPIC

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...AUTOBOTS!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

sadly, no :(

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Hmmmm 3 isn't even CLOSE

3) How many houses have you lived in?

2, but I don't really remember the first :|

4) Favorite candy bar?

I FRICKEN LOVE KIT KATS!

5) Favorite shoes?

Ummmmmmmm lemme see...my black canvas shoes or my ankle high boots?

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

I think its safe to say that yes, yes I have tripped someone

7) Least favorite school subject?

Totally maths and science

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Oh god no...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Not that I remember...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:

SIGH...Vampire Knight...Zero is so damn hot XD

12) Favorite genre of music?

Classic rock...metal...yeah...

13) How many pets do you own?

2 cats and a pot plant named Steve

14) What time were you born?

I don't know...

15) Do you like beer?

HELL NO!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

I tried...the victim wasn't home -_-'''

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I will not put this out for all to see...

18) Are you sarcastic?

NAAAAAAAHHH

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

not famous...I am related to Ned Kelly by name though!

20) How many watches do you own?

none that work... :(

21) Summer or winter?

Gahh I would have to go with winter

23) Favorite color to wear?

Ehhh grey and purple

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Both...

25) What color is your cell phone?

White

26) Where is your second home?

My besties house! Ashlee is so cool...

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Um...no comment

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

1...or 2...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

none that I use..

30) How many video games do you own?

I have nooooooo idea theres toooooo many

31) What was your first pet?

A cat named Ben

32) Ever had braces?

THANKFULLY no

33) Do looks matter?

Ehhhh...not too much but it is a bonus. :3

34) Do you use chapstick?

Occasionally

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Ms Rodriguies, Mr Hall and Mr I

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

?...uh

37) Are you too forgiving?

It depends what and who it is.

38) How many children do you want?

0!!!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

no... X(

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

pancakessssss...YUM

41) Do you own a gun?

Uh...no...no a gun in my possesion would not be a good idea unless one wanted a hole in the wall...

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Sigh...

43) When was the last time you cried?

ehh a week or so

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

I STAYED UP TILL 3 IN THE MORNING WATCHING VAMPIRE KNIGHT!!!!

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

um...none?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

once...or twice

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

no..

48) Nicknames?

Cat, Cookie, Eggbert ( courtesy of my DAD)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

I know a pig called Bertha!

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

no?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

ditto question 50

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...-snaps out of it- Wha...I'm sorry what was the question?

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

no...(alot of these questions have NO answers..)

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Sadly no...

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

mostly :)

57) Do you dye your hair?

I WISH! my school is private so hair dye is a no no...

58) Does anyone like you?

I think so...

59) What year were you born?

No comment...

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Wasn't QUITE born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

what?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's...nomnomnomnomnomnom

63) Do you like yourself?

ehhhhhhh mostly

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

hair and tallness...

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

yes... :(

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

no but I have eaten play doh! and various other unknowns...

68) Do you own a webcam?

yes...it doesn't flatter...

69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt

Regretably, yes

70) Ever broke a bone?

Many times.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

FB!!!!

73) Pringles or lays?

Pringles, the dude looks like the monoply guy

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I hope not!

75) Rugrats or Doug?

uh...Rugrats I guess...both shows sucked

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Full house

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Shes cool :D

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

no but I have been called plump :(

79) Do you have a birth mark?

no...

80) Do you own a car?

no again..

81) Can you cook?

yes :D

82) 3 things that annoy you:

hmm...computer viruses

clocks

AND CRICKETS!

83) Do you text message often?

HELL YES! good thing I'm on $180 plan :D

84) Money or love?

Love!

85) Do you have any scars?

One on my chin when I bit through it!

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

Transformer tattoo...

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

YEP

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Psh...One night stands ALL the way...YEah that wasn't SARCASM or anything...

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Juicy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

NAAAAH ( yes I do)

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

I've seen one of them! :D

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

yeahhh but most of em are broken

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Some asshole at school

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

not someone who made me cry but someTHING

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

One of my besties! oh god Brittany...

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

ummmmm hmmm no comment

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

My friend Jesse! god I have alot of friends...

100) Who was the last person that called you?

no one called me but Jesse texted me!


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well isnt that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

My stories are so imcredibly cliche its stupid, buuutttt if you dont like it, dont read.

I swear to update my stories as soon as possible if not before!

I enjoy eating choc chip cookies and reading chain letters when I know theyre not true.

Which Transformer am I? well I took the quiz and heres what it said

Bumblebee.

You are free spirited and very likeable. You sometimes act a little immature, but are still a very loyal and brave member of the Autobots.

WOOOOO ME IS BUMBLEBEE WOOT WOOT

Which decepticon are you? well I took the quiz and heres what it said

Starscream

Yeah, you`re a Decepticon, but you hate Megatron. You have a soft spot, too.

Starscream? really? Okkkk then

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Although thats kinda true 4 me)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. ( I don't understand this one... I'M BARELY A TEENAGER!! OF COURSE I'M A VIRGIN!!!)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.\
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Although I am pretty damn unpopular...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

These sad stories are happening somewhere...Stop them happening by trolling a homophobe

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.

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Side Effects by Transformersfan123 reviews
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Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Rina Tomonaga by Rabbitfoot O'Eight reviews
Has Rina Tomonaga ever regretted interfering with a world that maybe she should have left alone? Never. To those who are still there, to those who still care, I discontinue this with a sad heart. But did I leave you hanging? Absolutely not. Chapter 47: The Climax, The Aftermath, and The Lives Left for our Cross Academy Misfits.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 258,178 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Zero K., OC] - Complete
Anything But Normal by MyNameIsNK reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. Check out Changing History!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
101 Ways to Troll the Avengers Initiative by thisnameissatirical reviews
What happens when you combine a blogging website, the Avengers, the Avengers villains and a random SHIELD agent? ... I'm not even sure. T because of language!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
The Forbidden Element: Amy's Birthday by MyNameIsNK reviews
OneShot dedicated to AnimeVamp1997 for winning the oneshot contest! When Erika gets protective over Amy and decides to follow Amy and Al on their date, she drags Ed along. What will happen when they go on Al's romantic date? INSANITY. And maybe...something more?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Optimus' Sparkling by mollie3 reviews
Her daddy said he would always be there but when an unforeseen attack occurs it leaves a little child alone until that is she finds her "daddy" again in the form of an alien robot that looks like her fathers Peterbilt truck..reviews welcome Cheers
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Optimus Prime
When Darkness Turns To Light by MagnusPr1m3 reviews
When a young cybertronian is abandoned by the autobots in a burning building, she vows she'll get her vengeance. But when an important character from her past shows up, will she continue on her mission, or will she embrace the light?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Livin' Up the Good Life by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
2nd out of 3 in the Life series. When you're dating a giant alien robot, life tends to be interesting. Especially with the situations I end up getting myself into. Oops. But at least things never get boring! Bumblebee/OC : Jen's POV
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,606 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Dove by AutobotGirl6 reviews
Dove was an outcast, a freak of nature. All she has is God and Transformers. After leaving home, she finds that TFs are truly real! Now stuck in a war between good and evil, she must carry out her destiny and save the Universe before Dcons end everything
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Bonds by vee23 reviews
When an autobot and a human develop a trust unlike any other, there are always those who seek to destroy it. Slight SamxBee, mainly SamxOptimus SamxMegatron too. Post RoTF Movie-verse. M for sexual content, language, etc. Lemon later on.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
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Birthmark: The sequel reviews
Sequel to Birthmark. Things finally seem to have settled down for Clem, but the decepticons havent quite forgiven her for escaping...what now? BeeXOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Bloody Rose reviews
What if Zero pulled the trigger? ONESHOT, may turn into chapter if you guys want me to.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Small Things make big Differences reviews
What if Clem had never sat next to Sam on the bus? And more importantly, never met the Autobots? If you havent read Birthmark this wont make sense featuring my OC rated for lotssssss of angst
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Ironhide a Twihard? as if reviews
What would happen if Ironhide read Twilight? Majorrrr Crack fic! SO enough with the reviews saying its not likely!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
Birthmark reviews
A girl called Clem Connor has a strangely Cybertronian looking birthmark. What does it mean? Can Sam and the other Autobots help her figure it out? Or will the Decepticons find her first? Find out in Birthmark! Sorry. my character is Mary sueish..
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete