guys... guys, guys do you forgive me? guys? hey guys... I'm sorry. I'm so really so really really so sorry. Almost a year and... oh... I really hope you like the new chapter. I swear I'll try and post more regularly...
7- Grrrrrrrrrr!
Grr! So angry! So angry at Tony, at Thor and especially at Barton who
Clint here, Kate was swearing and I
He's such an idiot and I wi
Gotta love Kate, such a nice girl, I do wish she'd join our super secret boy band an
Okay, Barton is gone, I can finally continue writing. God, Clint is such an idiot. I swear, one of these days, I'm going to punch him in the face. He, once again, gave me black coffee at 4 AM, which made my day miserable. He told Thor that I was super excited to get married to an evil supervillain who wants to destroy the world after one date- seriously. That's what he said. Then he put a tac on my chair in the middle of a very important meeting, causing me to squeal in front of the video conference/peace treaty between S.H.I.E.L.D and the Skrulls and now...
Oh, this just takes the cake.
He set my blog PUBLIC again!
Auuuuugh! Now the Skrulls are thinking they know our weaknesses, Thor is buying me a 'very pretty dress'- or getting it made by Frigga- and and and and and UHG.
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Damn Clint.
I wish he wouldn't be such a...
I'm not going to swear. I'm not! I swear I will not swear.
DrBanner: I feel bad for you, Kate. Yesterday Clint ate the rest of the Oreos and it just makes me so angry...
KateFox164: Brucie, calm yourself, we can buy more Oreos.
DrBanner: They were the limited edition kind with sprinkles in the ICING.
KateFox164: ... DirectorNickFury, is Loki still in the maximum security chamber? Because Bruce needs to be put in there. Seriously.
KateFox164: Oh shit I heard a roar.
KateFox164: OKAY REALLY MY ROOM IS RIGHT BESIDE HIS!
Mission Com Recordings-
Kate: *sounds of running, throwing open doors* Tranquilizers! Need them! Now!
Tony: Relax, Fox.
Kate: HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN THERE'S A HULK CHASING AFTER ME?!
Tony: Touché. *mechanical noises* I'll be right there, new adjustments to the suit- it's being all stupid and shit.
Jarvis: Good, sir, the downloads are complete.
Kate: There's a disembodied voice talking to me.
Tony: Actually he was talking to me.
Fury: Okay. Shut up.
Kate: HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD-
*crashing noises*
Kate: Ow, ah, Ooh, ouch, gah!
*roaring*
Steve: Miss Fox! Miss Fox? Are you ok?
Kate: He said I look like a chicken!
Steve: Miss Fox, I doubt he actually said-
Kate: He said "Hulk smash chicken". Do I look like a chicken? I don't look like a chicken...
*Roars*
Kate: CHICKEEEEEEEN.
Steve: Just hang tight- we're on our way.
Kate: *running and then tripping noises. Face bashing into the floor noises* MOTHER OF-
Kate: Hello Hulk, you're standing right over me, aren't you?
Kate: Okay I didn't eat the oreos! It was Clint!
Tony: Actually, it was me...
Thor: *distantly* HAVE AT THEE, piece of the ear! *explosions*
Kate: *throws earpiece out of ear* Holy shit holy shit.
Kate Fox was utterly terrified. The Hulk was looming over her, breathing heavily in her face, as her pistol lie scattered all the way on the other side of the hallway where they were in.
"Hulk smash chicken." Hulk rumbled, causing Kate to freeze.
"Excuse me? I'm not a chicken. Do I look like a chicken? Honestly, Hulk." Kate made to wipe her eyes from fake tears.
"Hulk sorry..."
"Huh?"
Hulk picked Kate up and carried her bridal style to the medical center.
Meanwhile, back where they were previously, the team of super-late Avengers posed for an awesome epic team shot, before noticing no one was there, and also Kate's earpiece was on the floor.
"HULK ATE KATE!" Clint yelled, "NOOOOOOO!"