age: who wants to know?

Nationality:

American

Religion:

Christian (formally)

Sex: M

Mental State:

I do whatever the little voices tell me. And have lots of fun doing it.

Hobbies:

Playing games (sometimes with peoples heads), surfing the net, reading, and writing.

location: figure it out yourself if you want to know

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. And there is nothing more dangerous than an insane genius.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried, then try again somewhere else

Anger is easy. Anger at the right person, at the right time, for the right reason? That's hard.

50 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Another 45 percent would stop if Rob Patterson or Kristen Stewart said to.Copy this in your profile if you would be the 5 percent that would be videotaping them turn blue while laughing your ass off.

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

You know when your a Stargate fan when...

You accidentally spell Stargate instead of Strange.

You think of Samantha Carter in physics class.

You talk about wormholes, fusion, other planets, and black holes in science class. Constantly. Even when you're studying plants.

You accidentally spell dead as daed (as in Daedalus).

You wonder why Tau'ri science is so primitive.

You know what Tau'ri means.

Whenever you hear the name of an ancient Egyptian god, you think Goa'uld.

You say quotes from Stargate in everyday conversation (although usually no one else has any idea what your talking about).

You get excited at 3:01 - 3:04 a.m/.p.m. When you look in a book and immediately go to pages 301 - 304.

You pass by Shanks road and think of Daniel Jackson .

You pass by Caledonia avenue and think of the Caledonian Federation

You accidentally (or purposely) recite episodes as you watch them.

You can tell what episode it is (including the name, plot, season...) within the first ten seconds. Or... even from the "Previously on" segment.

You're convinced Stargate is real, and that the TV show is just a coverup.

You say 'Indeed' and bow your head when you talk to people.

Random Stuff

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Abortion is murder, if you strongly believe that, copy and paste it into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids' copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Michael Jackson and OJ were guilty, copy and paste this into your profile

Quotes:

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." ~ Tom Clancy (b. 1947)

"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music."-Daniel
"Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?"-Jack

"I think I cracked a rib, too."-Jack
"Why didn't you say something?"-Samantha
"I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it."-Jack

"General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?"-Jack

"It's "O'Neill," with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all."-Jack

"Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial."-Maybourne-the-bastard
"I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you."-Jack

"How do I know you're really Daniel?"-Jack
"Because."-Daniel
"Yeah. Okay."-Jack

"We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one... piece."-Jack

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