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Joined Jul 5, 2010, id: 2433369, Profile Updated: Jun 23, 2012
Author has written 30 stories for Doctor Who, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Westing Game, Harry Potter, Castle, Firefly, Pride and Prejudice, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

ME IN QUOTES:

"Everyone is special Dash." "Which is another way of saying nobody is." Elasticgirl and Dash, the Incredibles

"[Sad] is happy for deep people." Blink, Doctor Who

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those that don't."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobias strip?" Don't ask me who said it first (if you laughed, then you're awesome)

"To boldly split infinitives that no man has split before!" Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers' Guide for the Galaxy

"I'm TECHNO AMISH!" My Dad.

"We are all apprentices in a craft that has no masters." Matt

"The cake is a lie."

"If you only think outside the box, you're limiting yourself to three-d." My Dad.

So. That's me. And that's probably the most accurate representation of me you ever will get.

Me says goodbye.

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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 857 - Updated: Dec 17, 2017 - Published: Jun 11, 2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: Aug 30, 2015 - Published: Feb 9, 2004 - Charlie W., OC
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,477 - Follows: 19,518 - Updated: Mar 14, 2015 - Published: Feb 28, 2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28423 - Favs: 25,792 - Follows: 16,450 - Updated: Jun 8, 2014 - Published: Jun 5, 2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Backwaters by Meercatwhisperer112 reviews
Tony Stark is 11, spending the summer in a backwater town with his kid cousin Pepper. While there he meets two runaways, two princes and two little boys whose home lives don't bear talking about. Is it possible that he could have friends? Or will everything end in tears? kid!avengers, T for language and child abuse. Now complete
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,244 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: Oct 28, 2013 - Published: Jul 23, 2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Back Where It Began by A-Cola-Product reviews
There's a graveyard in Persephone; there's a gravestone with eight names on it. There's a man that always visits it, every year on the same day as you. It's been years, and you wonder if maybe this time you'll work up the courage to ask him who those people were...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 10, 2013 - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 4,383 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: Jul 21, 2012 - Published: Jan 28, 2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 1,509 - Published: Jun 2, 2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Collaboration by firsttimefan reviews
When Castle injures himself in her world, necessity dictates Kate Beckett steps into his. Fluff. T for absolute safety.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,699 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 232 - Updated: Jun 1, 2012 - Published: May 11, 2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16523 - Favs: 11,376 - Follows: 9,884 - Updated: Apr 29, 2012 - Published: May 6, 2008 - Harry P.
two by two in the ark and the ache of it by gidget89 reviews
She doesn't even hold out hope this year. Does not even expect him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 19, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 10,462 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: Sep 10, 2011 - Published: Mar 9, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
for in the sleep of death what dreams may come by gidget89 reviews
She blamed him. For all of it, but especially the dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 4, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Our Own Brand of Domesticity by savvyliterate reviews
River Song would never be the Martha Stewart of the 51st century. Actually, she's quite convinced her cleaning crew has put a hit out on her. It really would explain so much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 9, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To the last syllable of recorded time by gidget89 reviews
She should have died hereafter;
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 4, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15020 - Favs: 23,729 - Follows: 9,674 - Updated: Dec 23, 2009 - Published: Sep 13, 2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 529 - Updated: Apr 22, 2008 - Published: Dec 30, 2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
To the Victor Belong the Spoils by celtmama reviews
All wars are fought for a reason, whether honourable or ignoble. This one started over an umbrella... A one shot, not set in the Contact universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jan 22, 2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
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Alley Upbringing
A random, somewhat strange AU examining Diagon Alley, people, and this finicky little thing called childhood. Had the fandom Potter will been executed and Harry placed with 'a suitable wizarding family' over 'those horrible muggle relations' what would Harry's childhood have looked like?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jan 27, 2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Edible, Not reviews
A fluffy oneshot inspired by May's ability to use eggs as a weapon. Pre-series Philinda.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jun 7, 2014 - P. Coulson, M. May - Complete
Upon Reflection reviews
When the end comes and he'll do more harm than help, Coulson reflects on the resilience of his team. Character death. Also deals with problems such as depression, self-harm, and suicide.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 7, 2014 - P. Coulson, M. May - Complete
Spoken reviews
May's words, not oft spoken, held more power than most. Examining a positive mentor/mentee relationship for May and Skye through short, randomly placed snippets of dialogue and thought. Written post-1x19. Very, very, very mild speculation. Swearing.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: Apr 26, 2014 - M. May, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
Pillow Forts reviews
LBD kidfic. Burned hands and baking cookies leads to a rough night in the Darcy household. Father-daughter and family fluff: written as a gift for some friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: Apr 1, 2014 - Complete
The Magic in Ordinary reviews
Two hundred and three Students. One ordinary boy. One night sleep walking. A splash of dementor motivation. The Patronus Charm. Third year fiction, dealing with dementors, memories, friends, and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,129 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 199 - Updated: May 15, 2013 - Published: Mar 25, 2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Beneath the Surface reviews
"Always never felt so hollow." Angsty oneshot discussing why "always" is a figment of storybook characters' imaginations. Suicide-death fic. Semi-in protest of post-Always fluff and the general belief that the show would not be good if it were not a cop procedural. Mostly because I needed a break-up fic don't know why, 'cause I've never been in a relationship . Hate away.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 31, 2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Seriously Black, It's a Bank reviews
Sirius goes to Gringotts. A auror screams for his mum. A complete lapse of sanity and judgment. Kind of crack, and very anti-serious, even if I personally like the guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: Apr 30, 2012 - Hestia J., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shadows of Nyx reviews
Anarchy. That's the word for the rise of chaos. A story of sacrifice, death and decay; but with any tragedy, there is always hope, in the bottom of the box, there's always hope. That is, until hope itself falls into destruction.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 122,630 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 211 - Updated: Nov 4, 2011 - Published: Sep 10, 2010 - Percy J., Zoƫ N. - Complete
Little Lost One reviews
"The castle had lost its princess, something that never happened in the fairy-tales." Spoilers through 3XK. My demented sense of humor is playing tricks on me again. Meh.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: Sep 20, 2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Guilty reviews
Yes, you'll get over the guilt, eventually, after a couple weeks of heartache and despair in which you and younger Amy have some problems, but you'll still picture her face. You won't ever forget it. Spoilers up until The Girl Who Waited
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 11, 2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Soar On reviews
Post-BDM. Kaylee reflects on perfection. "I've tried to sort through my memories an' pick the most perfect one to talk about, but that ain't life."
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: Sep 7, 2011 - Kaylee - Complete
Don't Blink reviews
When the world blinks, everything shuts down, stops, and strange things begin to happen. Don't read if you haven't seen 3:11, Nikki Heat.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 31, 2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Rewritten reviews
Both claimed they wouldn't, for anything in the world, trade away the confusion. Both had promised, at one point in time, never to change the future. Possible spoilers for all aired episodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Jul 30, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Affirmitive reviews
The dog was a pessimist. Everything around him had problems and predicaments that required he sort them out, when he himself could barely handle his own problems! Stupid problems.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: Jun 27, 2011 - K-9 - Complete
The Man Who Died reviews
Memorial. Harry Potter, the world's hero, had died. "Ironic, this reversal of themes, isn't it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: May 31, 2011 - Harry P. - Complete
He Who Dug the Grave reviews
Introspective drabble about Harry and Dobby... from Luna's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 30, 2011 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Tears reviews
Back to Front. Loopholes. Love loopholes. Loopholes are amazing. River's last time with the Doctor before the Library Spoilers for anything River, but mostly Silence in the Library and the Impossible Astronaut.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 17, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Instructions reviews
"We do what the Doctor's friends always do. As we're told." But the Doctor had a slightly different list of instructions...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 13, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Stormcage's Lament reviews
"You'd better get down here, sir. She's doing it again!" Is jail really jail when you can come and go as you please? The Stormcage's perspective on Doctor River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 3, 2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Forever, Ever More reviews
The sound echoed back and forth like a monstrous demon wail. It was horrible, horrendous, awful. So many words could be used to describe such an irritating sound! "Sweetie!" River cried. "You're humming again!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 7, 2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Biography reviews
"I love biographies." "Oh very you, always a death at the end." "You need a good death. Without death, there'd only be comedies!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 8, 2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Orchid's Blessing reviews
"Dad had said he would buy me an orchid when I was twelve." On her twelfth birthday, Katie Gardener had both the worst and the best day of her life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: Feb 4, 2011 - Katie G. - Complete
Double Negatives and a Perfect Life reviews
Tyson has a journal. And big words. And a story to tell. Oh no. Watch for head banging, grammar questions and overall a complete lack of sensibility.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 2, 2011 - Tyson - Complete
Not the Same reviews
Chess just isn't the same with you aren't playing Mr. Westing. For JJ especially, it's just not the same.
Westing Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Sep 8, 2010 - Judge Ford - Complete
Scared reviews
Okay. Seriously. Look at this from my point of view. Some of the girls have served with Artemis for centuries. I was the new kid. A new kid in charge. Wouldn't you be nervous?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 26, 2010 - Thalia G., Artemis - Complete
You'll Always Have My Heart reviews
Annabeth pretends. Percy writes poetry. And a prank war commenced. A goodbye gift for one of my best friends.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 24, 2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Infinity reviews
River is smart. As smart as the Doctor, if not smarter. When the Doctor visits before her mission to the Library and takes her to the Singing Towers, River is determined to find out what on earth is going on. Even when it ultimately leads to the Library.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 13, 2010 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Remember the Names reviews
"She fought to her last breath. She fought to give her friends time to escape. She fought because-even if she died-it would give her friends the chance to live. And then she got turned into a tree."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: Jul 9, 2010 - Thalia G. - Complete
Cracked Memories reviews
Memories are a finicky things. Sometimes, the most important things are forgotten. And yet, always, there is a way to remember them. Follow River Song as she remembers, as she works, deals, and helps bring the Doctor back. Big Band SPOILERS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 8, 2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
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