Chiara SShide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Castle, and Law and Order: SVU. Hi, I'm Chiara! (formerly xxPotteraholicxx)
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Once Upon a Parody by The Lark reviews
The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 540,683 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 192 - Updated: Apr 22, 2016 - Published: Dec 21, 2012
And that is why I Love You by Whas'up reviews
A killer that writes love notes to Chief Johnson is murdering woman across Los Angelos. The thing that links them? They remind the killer of a blonde haired, brown eyed Deputy Chief.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: Apr 17, 2016 - Published: Jul 15, 2010
King of the Loony Bin by Saphie Virgo reviews
The adventures Zack Addy has after Season 3 Episode: Pain in the Heart. His life solving mysteries within the asylum.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: Jun 26, 2014 - Published: Jun 26, 2011 - Zach A. - Complete
Oven Full of Buns by SanctuaryGurl22 reviews
Crackfic about Sharon and Andy's relationship and some unforeseen challenges that arise! Please read, review and share with others :
Crossover - Closer & Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: Apr 24, 2013 - Published: Aug 26, 2012 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor, A. Flynn, S. Raydor
The Great Bella Body Switch by Abigail Belle reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 190 - Updated: Nov 7, 2012 - Published: May 25, 2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
The Night Comes Quickly by the.nerd.voice reviews
((Part 1 in the Katherine series.)) Not everything has to be a love story. Sometimes people have needs that need to be met and sometimes those needs have consequences. Will the consequences cause the people to fall in love? Maybe in DUE time.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,789 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Sep 16, 2012 - Published: Sep 2, 2012 - [S. Raydor, A. Flynn] Rusty B., Provenza - Complete
Hard Luck Kids by the.nerd.voice reviews
Sequel to CASE OF LAYLA. Recovery and growth are the only remedies to overcoming something, but what happens when those very things threaten to ruin your way of life? ((AN: I'm a little blocked with this story, so chapters should come a long a lot slower.))
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Sep 5, 2012 - Published: Aug 11, 2012 - [S. Raydor, A. Flynn] OC
Toasting Chaos by pillar-of-salt reviews
Brenda's ex-husband pays her a visit at the office, and things don't go over well. He's slimy, she's pissed, Raydor's trying to smooth things over, and the Major Crimes gang is just looking for some entertainment...
Closer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Jul 25, 2012 - Published: Sep 14, 2011 - Brenda L.J. - Complete
Eyes on Boston by Nev827 reviews
When 3XK strikes in Boston, Castle, Beckett, and Lanie travel north to help Jane, Maura, Frost and Korsak work the case. Little do Beckett and Jane know that this investigation will have more far reaching consequences than either expected.
Crossover - Castle & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,519 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Mar 25, 2012 - Published: Sep 19, 2011 - Complete
In This Moment by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
A tag to 'Life Before His Eyes' in which I basically take the opportunity to have a Jibbs moment while Gibbs is at the diner. Short, bittersweet, Jibbs. Some familiar lines, but with a whole new meaning. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: Feb 10, 2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Choices by Alidiabin reviews
Pre-Series. In Cairo Jenny and Ziva talk about children.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 7, 2012 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D. - Complete
The Miracle in the Madness by timeaftertime09 reviews
Loosely based on spoilers for S7xE7. Brennan goes into labor in an unexpected place. Both she & Booth work together to bring their child into the world & attempt to overcome unresolved issues along the way. Rating based on subject matter & just in case
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: Feb 5, 2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: Oct 29, 2011 - Published: Sep 10, 2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Psych: Psych 'r Treat by Revieweverything100 reviews
When murders around Santa Barbra begin to model the movie "Halloween" Shawn and Gus are called to solve the case. But when someone is murdered during Shawn's Halloween party, the detective duo might be the next victims.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: Sep 17, 2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Of Bullets and Old Jobs by pillar-of-salt reviews
"Goes to show you how much we probably don't know about the chief." Silly little one shot.
Closer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 9, 2011 - Brenda L.J. - Complete
How Could You by crazyranma reviews
Brenda shows up to work looking frazzled and mumbling to herself. What could have happened to her? Can we blame Fritz? Why yes. yes we can. This is total randomness ppl enjoy .
Closer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 4, 2011 - Brenda L.J., Fritz H. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Aug 24, 2011 - Published: Apr 14, 2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Roses in the Rain by ReillyJade reviews
They say grief can bring two people together, bring them closer, and make things happen. Sometimes from a period of darkness comes something beautiful. It's never impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: Aug 8, 2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Castle's Lazy Song by theoddestcastle reviews
Castle's own take on the Bruno Mars song.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 8, 2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
I Couldn't by Abigail Belle reviews
It's surprisingly easy to do things we never thought we could. AU. Written for Paris in December's Marry/Shag/Kill challenge. Bellatrix/Lily, Bellatrix/Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jun 11, 2011 - Published: Jun 4, 2011 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Feels Like Yesterday by TheBreakfastGenie reviews
The team remembers and mourns Jenny on the third anniversary of her death, one member in particular. Post JD, set now but no Season 8 spoilers. Jibbs, Team/Jen friendship. The hurt/comfort part is more team, Gibbs is all angst.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 21, 2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Horrible Day by The Holy Kitten reviews
Beckett meets one of Castle's relatives. Just a really short one written for a castleland challenge. :D
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 11, 2011 - Captain Hammer, Kate B. - Complete
A New Life by JibbsGal1 reviews
Gibbs finally takes a long awaited vacation, but something - or someone - happens to change everything.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 130,552 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 77 - Updated: May 9, 2011 - Published: Feb 13, 2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Unexpected by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Post-JD AU. The team solves a string of murders- all redheaded Marine wives. Abby and Tony go to Gibbs' house to check up on him- and find something...unexpected. Will it tear them apart, or can they forgive the man that holds them together? T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,913 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Apr 11, 2011 - Published: Oct 15, 2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
The Games People Play by DeBo81 reviews
When Kate and Rick pull one over on their friends, they can't help wondering who's actually getting played! Rated T only for a few swear words, otherwise good for all ages.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: Apr 1, 2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Parisian Alternatives by TheBreakfastGenie reviews
"Tear up the letter I wrote. Burn, throw it in the Potomac, I don't care. Just please, forget every word." What if Jenny called Gibbs after Paris? What would happen? This is an AU one-shot about Jibbs. NOTE: Rated for MILD language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 28, 2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Kelly's Secret by TheLovelyMe reviews
Formally known as "The Honorable Thing?". When Kelly gets pregnant, her secret is exposed. Will Manny stick by the mother of his child or will he leave her when the going gets tough? Read on to find out.
Handy Manny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Mar 25, 2011 - Published: Jun 4, 2010 - Complete
The Fallen of NCIS by TheBreakfastGenie reviews
The afterlife. Kate is bored. But hopefully the mysterious new redhead will make it more interesting! Probably a two-shot. Not to be taken seriously. May mention violent death but hopefully not graphic enough to warrant a K .
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: Mar 20, 2011 - Kate T., Jenny Shepard
Harry Potter: Special Ace Attorney's Unit by Lady Stella Black reviews
Harry Potter, SVU, and Phoenix Wright-combined! Olivia and Elliot fighting Voldemort, Franziska dating Draco, Professor Oldbag crushing on Sev, Elliot playing Quidditch, and Liv friends with Hermione.They are all the same age and going to Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 21, 2011 - O. Benson
My Unfair Life By The Elevator! by Eternity Wing reviews
This story is about a character who is one of the few to have appeared in every episode. It also has a huge ego. Welcome to the musings of NCIS very own elevator.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: Dec 27, 2010 - Complete
The Gift of the Death Eaters by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Christmas is coming and Bellatrix and Lucius have decided to go gift shopping for Voldemort. But where do you find a gift for the dark lord who has everything? At a muggle mall of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Nov 21, 2010 - Published: Nov 20, 2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
Coffee vs CafPow by Humor In A Bittersweet Life reviews
The Flu Hits NCIS ... all in fun!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 11, 2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Delivery Rooms Are Not For Wimps by SJoelle95 reviews
She was almost two weeks over due, but when her water finally breaks, he sees a side of her, he's only witnessed a handful of times.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 6, 2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Cliche by meepette179 reviews
A LAw and Order: SVU parody! I haven't slept in idk how long, so this probably won't make sense, but its a parody of Law and Order:SVU fanfiction! We all love our little cliche sayings. I just thought it would be fun to do. Please don't take offensively.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 10, 2010
Vulnerability by ColdHeartedWriter reviews
The worst thing that could happen to a girl happens to Bellatrix Black during her final year at Hogwarts. Mentions of sex abuse and violence. Nothing too graphic, rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Bellatrix L.
I Want To Hold Your Hand by puuurpleprincess95 reviews
Grace Van Pelt had to face it. Patrick Jane knew that she was pregnant and that she hadn't told Wayne.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Jul 26, 2010 - Published: May 8, 2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Saying Goodbye Hurts by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Post JudgementDay2, Ziva is being sent back to Israel and her father has found out she killed Ari, her life is in danger. Just as she and Tony realise their feelings for each other. On the run in Paris, pregnant, she is stabbed and wakes up to find Jenny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: May 2, 2010 - Published: Jan 4, 2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Shrek: NCIS Style by Twilight Trekky reviews
Once upon a time there was a lovely director, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a warehouse, guarded by a terrible fierce Mossad assassin. AU shrek parody
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Apr 29, 2010 - Published: Apr 21, 2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Not even if it's to tell him you're pregnant. Anastasia struggles to understand - how are you supposed to deal with something that is absolutely impossible? When your dearest wish is warped into something that could kill more people than it's worth?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jan 22, 2010 - Prof. Dragon L., Prof. Anastasia L.
All I Want For Christmas by bamf-gonagall reviews
“Jenny,” he murmured into her hair, overcome with emotion. “Jenny,” her name became something of a prayer for him as he breathed her scent in. A joyful tear escaped his eye, making it sparkle and shine. My first NCIS story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: Jan 15, 2010 - Published: Jan 1, 2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 96 - Updated: Jan 1, 2010 - Published: Jun 23, 2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Anticipation of Birth by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Title says it all. Sequel to Teach Me To Submit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 12, 2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
In Re: Last Night by Caos Accidentale reviews
A letter to Director Vance regarding the events of the Annual NCIS Officially Sanctioned Holiday Party. Crack!Fic
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: Dec 7, 2009 - Complete
Professor McGonagal's 50 Rule's by SootyPhoenix reviews
Based on 50 things not to do at Hogwarts but with little storys with each of them, Follow Dolly as she really annoys Minerva McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Nov 17, 2009 - Published: Feb 16, 2009 - OC, Minerva M. - Complete
Polyjuice Potion? by Yoga Girl reviews
The characters of Sweeny Todd and Harry Potter collide when they realize that some actors are the same in both movies. Is it Polyjuice Potion? :D Read and Review y'all
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: Sep 26, 2009
Annoying The Harry Potter Characters by The Psychiatric Ward reviews
Ever wanted to annoy the Harry Potter characters, but have no idea how? Well you've come to the right place, here are all the ways to annoy the characters and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 23, 2009
Down the hatch by KaguraXShesshomaru reviews
When Albus Dumbledore dies, he leaves Minerva the headmistress of hogwarts, scared, depressed, and...pregnant? Harry and McGonagal are trapped and Harry must deliver the baby! Imagine a skittish teenage boy and a screaming woman in labor...no way in hell!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Aug 15, 2009 - Published: Aug 9, 2007 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Juno B Jones and a Teenage Pregnancy by Cryptid Hunter reviews
This is what happens when you throw Junie B. Jones and Juno into a blender set on "high" ... The story of Juno, told with the voice of Junie B. Jones - The first of its kind, I think.
Crossover - Juno & Junie B. Jones Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 12, 2009 - Complete
I Need You by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is denial and having trouble dealing with new situations. When a pregnant Draco, needs his mother, Narcissa needs to let go of said situations and help him. Warning- Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 16, 2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Overused Plotline Ever by Bellafiamma reviews
Snape does the Irish Jig, Draco is confused, Hermione is pregnant, and fanfic writers go crazy. Reposting this story because it needed editing the English major dies hard . Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Feb 2, 2009 - Published: Feb 1, 2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, The Things You Should Know! by 4sweetdreams reviews
Abby tries to summarize "Team Gibbs" with a little help from her friend, Dr. Seuss! PURE FLUFF!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Jan 29, 2009 - Published: Jan 27, 2009 - Abby S. - Complete
Skeleton In The Closet by Starlite1 reviews
Dear Temperance...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 14, 2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
NCIS team by mousanony reviews
A one-shot parody about the NCIS team and how they get back together after the events of Judgement Day. Purely for humor.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 15, 2008 - Complete
Not Now by Vodka Martini reviews
Is that an offer, Jen? opens up a whole new, awkward situation for Jethro and Jenny. JIBBS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 26, 2007 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Didn't see that coming by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Fake orgasms, haircuts, jumping up and down in a bed? Bellatrix didn't expect any of this when the dark lord gave her to Snape as a gift for murdering Dumbledore. Nor did she expect to find love, but that's exactly what happened. One shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: Nov 24, 2007 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Such Grim Power by Positron Weapon D reviews
A story elaborating on the labor of Kit Snicket.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 4, 2007 - Kit S., Klaus B., Violet B., Sunny B. - Complete
Engorgement by Jonn Wood reviews
Harry gets pregnant. And gives birth. Whether he wants to or not. MPREG fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 81 - Updated: Nov 27, 2006 - Published: Feb 4, 2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dangerous Possiblities by Looney Loopy Lupin reviews
What if Brenda was pregnant in Head over Heels? Rated T for language. Flames accepted.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jul 31, 2006 - Complete
Lost by FenfireTrail reviews
Severus comes to know, that the woman he had to rape during a DEriot is the new DADA and pregnant. Fate is not kind with them… R&R Warnings: implied rape, character death, revised 41405
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Apr 14, 2005 - Published: Mar 11, 2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy And The Magic Pimp Stick by Anna N. O'Muss reviews
The adventures of Lucius Malfoy and his cane. *OotP SPOILERS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 15, 2003 - Lucius M.
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Vengeance reviews
When Casey Novak reluctantly returns from her censure after the death of a certain ADA, Casey finds herself knee-deep in a strange plot of betrayal, vengeance, and the devil himself...? crack!fic involving Casey, evil(ish) twins, and the death of Kim Greylek.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Oct 22, 2013 - Published: Aug 13, 2013 - C. Novak - Complete
Untold Stories reviews
Harry is a drug dealer, Hermione is an alcoholic, Dumbledore is a terrorist, Snape has anger issues, and Ron might be pregnant! Has Hogwarts gone crazy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Jun 2, 2013 - Published: Jan 6, 2011 - Complete
Bellatrix (and Snape's) Sort-Of Worst Nightmare reviews
Being a Dark Lord is tiring; just ask Lord Voldemort. When his minions- erm, followers fail yet another simplistic mission involving Dunkin' Donuts, Voldie feels as though his totally awesome quest for blood purification/world domination is doomed. An old friend convinces him to retire, yes, that sounds wonderful. But who will carry out his work?... An heir! crack!fic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: May 17, 2013 - Published: Dec 17, 2010 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
24 Hours
Castle's thoughts on the aftermath of the Season Three finale. Two-shot. R&R! *EDITED as of 3/31/2013!*
Castle - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Aug 26, 2011 - Published: Aug 16, 2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
A Very Sparkly Interview reviews
I get an exclusive interview with the well known, Cullen Clan. I learn many interesting facts about them. Some fascinating, others horrifying, and some just downright annoying. Hilarity ensues! *edited as of 5/17/2013*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: May 9, 2011 - Published: Apr 22, 2011 - Complete
The Pimp Cane of Lucius Malfoy reviews
Lucius Malfoy loves his "Pimp Cane", and will do anything, and I mean anything to keep it safe from harm's way. *edited as of 5/18/2013*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 4, 2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
