Hello all... welcome to this profile. don't freak out if something seems overly evil or psychotic, that's just me being bored :-)... or random... yes, random is fun too (WHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!) =P

okay, i will say this now: to any who have been waiting for me to continue with InSaniTy, i do intend to continue updating. i just have been REALLY busy with school... however, i will be graduating next week, and hopefully i will be able to update some chapters after that. . *fingers crossed*

hmmmmm well lets see, where to begin?

well i am female, last time i checked...

5 years old. Have always been that way, and will remain that way... unless im needed to grow up...
until then, 5. .

light/small enough to still be able to jump off of my roof (very fun, though i don't recommend it to the unexperienced jumpers... bad accident just waiting to happen. remember safety first, retardedness later .)

i live in california, but hate it here. plannin to move. mayb to the mountains somewhere =D

currently going to the art institute of california... going to get my associates in baking and pastry =D

psychotic. very, very psychotic. in a good way... or a bad way i am not quite sure... thats for you to decide :-)

evil enough to have a horn, but good enough to have half a halo (or so im told)

im not all that good at writing stories (in my opinion), but i enjoy doing it so... whatever =D

i tend to be a total spaz, so just ignore me if i start sounding random :-D

so... i do have a twitter and a deviant art under the screen name evilly_innocent (or evilly-innocent) if any one cares enough to want to look... =D i warn u now though, i hardly ever go on unless i have nothing to do at school .

I don't own FFvii or anything related to it... i wish i did, but the wish gods didn't grant me my wish, so i'm stuck just using my imagination and pretending i own them...

Favorite food: anything in the pantry/fridge that doesn't involve me cooking anything (which is ironic because im going to culinary school =D)

Favorite authors: dean koontz, stephen king, alyson noel, sherrilyn kenyon (great author), christopher paolini, gary paulson, cassandra clare, and many, many more... whatever catches my fancy really=D

Yaoi/Slash: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi/slash, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs?

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

It you have ever spent too much money at Border's, put this in your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it's all in good fun, I swear... :cackle:)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (don't lie.. we've all done it)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up reading fanfiction even though you had finals the next morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think SquareEnix could solve world hunger if they had $1 for every tear shed as a result of Crisis Core, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever decided to go swimming in the freezing cold pool in the middle of winter just because you had nothing better to do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are secretly the embodiment of Satan and the only thing that's prevented you from flat out killing anyone is the law and that stupid voice in your head called "your conscience", then copy this into your profile and join the Bunny and the Kitty.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (no doubt about it and damn proud of it.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my best friends and I created it, and we happily live there together.)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (oh please. I don't need sugar to be hyper. I JUST RANDOMLY GET LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (always do! ;3)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? (i have no idea how that works out. O.o but it does regardless, and im proof...but still, HOW???? O.o)

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. (im insane, shes insane, and were best friends. its perfect! )

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is super long, copy and paste this to your profile.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

At one point, we have all pretended that the floor was lava and if we stepped on it we would die. copy and paste this into your profile if you are proud of it. =D (i know i am)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Every teenager has tried to fit their big butts into a baby swing. copy and paste this to your profile if you did it while sticking your tongue out at the mothers who were giving your dirty looks because of it. =D

If you love rain for one reason, and hate it for another, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Y.A.O.I - Young And Obsessed Idiot

Serenity Prayer

May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things that I can,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I killed because they pissed me off.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Hoo boy, do I ever!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (lol, totally possible for me since it runs in my family. explains so much...)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You mumble random thoughts to yourself, then go running for a piece of paper and a pencil because you just got the greatest idea for a story.

The most important thing in your bag is your notebook and a pen for when you get bored.

You type most of your text messages, just in case you need them as a reference for your next story.

Your brain won't let you sleep until you've written the newest story you've had floating around in there and free up some space.

Other Things That Just Don’t Fit Anywhere Else

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

How You Know You're Addicted to Yaoi/Slash when;

1. Increassed Perversion; everything seems sexual

2. You can't stand it when someone changes one male from a yaoi/Shounen-ai couple and magically makes them a girl

3. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

4. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

5. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in/watch.

10. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

11. You wish you were a boy just to be gay.

25 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Reveal to your friends that your room hates you and you are moving into theirs.

21. When you fall, tell everyone that the floor attacked you.

22. Speak to yourself in the third person. And past tense.

23. Tell others that you have decided to stop ignoring the voices in your head.

24. When answering your phone, say "Sorry, wrong number."

25. When someone knocks on your door, tell them no one is home.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your calls.

A good friend bails you out of jail. Best friends are sitting next to you, with a smile on their face, saying "damn, that was fun!"

A friend wouldn't tell anyone who you like. A good friend would make you talk to them. But a best friend would push you into the guy and scream GET SOME!

A good friend would to the drugstore to buy you a pregnancy test. A best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. (muwhahahahaha)

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

"I belong to the SALAD club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy, and Disinterested!" =D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. So, thank you for the compliment.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Today, I tried to be normal...
But i got bored, so I went back to being me!! =D

Yes, you have the right to your opinion...
and i have the right to think you are stupid

It's called investigating...
not stalking=D

I didn't say it was your fault,
I said i was going to blame you...

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends poke each other with straws. What they don't know is that best friends use pointy straws when they are bored =D

In your bed, its 6 am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45.
At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:30 pm. =D
what's up with that?

Crossing the Road*
Age 5: holding mommy's hand
Age 10: stop, look, listen
Age 15: RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Age 20: GET OUT OF THE FREAKING ROAD! IM DRIVING HERE!

On Homework*
7th grade: must do it as soon as i get home
8th grade: must do it when i have the time today
9th grade: i'll do it tomorrow
10th grade: i'll do it the day before its due
11th grade: say what? homework? i'll do it at break (i really don't care)
12th grade: homework? whats that and why would i want to ever do it? =D

I heard that in life the answers are not in the back of the book, Im wondering where the heck this book is?

People say that I am "odd" I call it LIVING!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Quotes:

"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron, House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

Leon: Think you can handle this many?
Cloud: Well... Might be tough if one more shows up.
Leon: Hm. Then that'll have to be the one I take care of.
Cloud: What, you're fighting too?
-Cloud and Leon, Kingdom Hearts 2

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous

“A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.”-Anonymous

“Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.”- Anonymous

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown

"Have you ever lost your train of thought, and forgot to find it again?"- Unknown

"Sarcasm. It sure beats killing people" -Anonymous

"I would tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i dont want to see you everyday!"- bumper sticker

"Golf isn't a sport, its an obsession"- The last mimzy

"A man is living proof that a woman can take a practical joke"- unknown

"can you fix my husband? he says he's broke"- bumper sticker

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if your stupid"- John Wayne

"A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble." -Charles H. Spurgeon

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Einstein

"Happiness depends upon ourselves." -Aristotle

"It is better that people assume you are an idiot, rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain