Hello readers, welcome to my profile! As you can see, my name is Mrs. Fantasy and I'm q 23 year old girl living in the US. I know most people don't post up their age or anything too much about themselves. But honestly, I don't mind it too much because I write what I'm feeling and thinking mostly with no intentions on defending anyone or anything. If it leads to specific details where I live or too much info on myself than it creates a problem.

I love watching movies but I am a major book reader (see lists). I have tons of books based on scifi/fantasy mostly. Out of all my family members I am the only one who reads tons of books or seen with one. I'm upset that they don't for they are really missing out. I also get made fun of because of what I do each day. This is my favorite site and never thought it existed. Now I can write stories for my favorite obsessions!

This is one of my dreams of becoming a writer and hearing people enjoying the stories I have written. That they really liked them and want more of them because they're so good. This could be my start of creating that path out for me. I'm rewriting a book I wrote when I was twelve and yikes, you can see the differences and the errors. A major reason I'm rewriting it into an actual book with chapters, title, a plot, development of characters, and etc. The only person who said they will read it is my mom which is good I guess.

I'm a hopelessly romantic at heart and all of my stories will bear truth to that. It's going to involve all the other genres of course. Just a fore warning, four of my stories are going to follow the time line of the books and a few movies. Then create some of my own ideas like adding my own characters and placing them in the story line but in their own pov.

I'm a Catholic but open minded to other things. I don't like it when people criticize it or judge me because of it. *I believe in God and I have faith in God. Nothing or anyone will change it for me. Remember God is loving, God is caring, God is forever watchful, and He is always going to be there for you, When no one else could.*

*I'm proud to admit that I am a HUGE procrastinator even through it got me in trouble with school. (smiles sheepishly) Seriously, if I hadn't updated a story in a few weeks or a month, then it would be due to mostly this or I have a writers block. (evil) The other option is my drama-filled family who drives me to a breaking point and I'm trying to find a job along with getting into college. These are the answers to the updating or delays in chapters. It doesn't mean I will give up on the story because I hate not finishing it or reading unfinished ones.*

Hobbies: I love writing stories, reading books and manga, listening to music, recently discovered cosplay which makes me happy (fav anime in bold)

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Tristen and Isolde, King Arthur, Mists of Avalon, many more

Favorite Books: The Bible, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Blue Bloods, the Inheritance series, all Jane Austin books, Mists of Avalon, many more

Favorite TV Shows: Smallville, Supernatural, all Stargates (Stargate SG-1), Batterstar Galactica 04, Charmed, Legend of the Seeker, Alias, Merlin, Passions-soap opera, Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon-live action (love it!), Once Upon a Time, and many more

Favorite Anime: Sailor Moon, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Junjou Romantica, Pokemon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, InuYasha, Bleach, Red River, and more I am currently looking for

Favorite Authors: J.R.R Tolkien, Jane Austin, J.K Rowling, C.S Lewis, Melissa de Cruz, and more

Favorite Music: The Soundtracks from The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean. All beautiful and breath taking in their own way and not to mention inspiring. But the Narnia soundtracks are simply the best! They are powerful and hopeful to me. Classical, instrumental, country music (it's pretty awesome), soundtracks from certain movies, songs from Sera Myu (Sailor Moon) the musical, soundtracks from Anime (Sailor Moon, Fairy Tail, and Naruto) and others I'm open minded too and not afraid to try it out.

Upcoming stories:

The Swan Princess - Once Upon A Time

Beauty and the Vampire - Twilight/Once Upon A Time

Team HuNtER - RWBY/Harry Potter

Untold Fables - Twilight/Once Upon A Time

The Lion Protecting the She-wolf - Game of Thrones/ASOIAF

The Zimmerman Telegram - Hetalia Axis Powers

When Myths Come Alive - Twilight/The Immortals crossover

Curse of the Black Pearl, My Version - Pirates of the Caribbean

Story in Progress:

My Narnian Story, The Beginning - Chapter Nine - 0%

The World is Introduce to Magic - Chapter Four - 15%

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!!!

I took this Scientific test to see which House I'm sorted into and was surprised by the result.

Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

(Huh, actually this description fits me pretty well now that I think about it. Isn't that scary or what?)

Try it out yourself: http///

(This may look like I'm preaching but I'm not the type that does. It take it as you think of it but it won't stop me from posting them up. See ya!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Mystic Winter, Mrs. Fantasy

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you

If you've ever felt like someone (thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST .If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

Post on your profile if you hate stereotypes. The bold ones are me!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I don't like TALKING, so I MUST be a retard.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST be ugly and disgusting.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a GIRL who doesn't EAT LUNCH, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (truth, I'm shy)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCHED PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY. (I love yaoi but don't like yuri.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm GOOD WITH COMPUTERS, so I must be a GEEK.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I like ROCK, so I must be EMO.
I HATE POP, so I must be STUPID I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I dislike TWILIGHT, so I must have no English skills. (To me Twilight is like a love/hate type to me. Don't hate me!)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect), Mrs. Fantasy (only once in high school, during beginning of lunch, more like a traffic jam, my shoe met the stair, and resulted scraped hands and knees and a line full of people behind me)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Here is the more lovely cutesy posts that makes me smile and my heart melt:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

C: A good kisser

H: Easy to fall in love with

R: Good girlfriend

I: Loves to smile and laugh

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

I: Loves to smile and laugh

N: Can kick the shit out of you

A: Hot

Why guys go out with girls:

When she says she's cold= she wants you to hold her tight.
When she says you are crazy/weird= She is really crazy about you.
When she acts shy= say "I love you".
When she runs away from you= chase her.
When she puts her face near yours= kiss her.
When she kicks and punches= hold her tight.
When she is silent= she is thinking of how to say "I love you".
When she ignores you= she wants all your attention.
When she pulls away= grab her by the waist and never let go.
When you see her at her worst= tell her she's beautiful.
When she screams at you= tell her you love her, but mean it!!
When you see her walking= sneak up behind her, grab her by the waist and give her a kiss.
When she's scared= hold her and tell her everything will be OK because she's with you.
When she looks like something's the matter= kiss her and tell her not to worry.
While she holds your hand= play witth her fingers.

If you found this sweet and wish a guy you knew was like this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A Real boyrfriend. And yes i know some have been repeated, but you can never have too much of a good thing.

When she walks away from you= follow her.
When she stares at your lips= kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you= grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cursing at you= kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet= ask her "what's wrong, baby?"
When she ignores you= give her all your attention.
When she pulls away= pull her back.
When you see her starting to cry= just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking= sneak up and hug her from behind.
When she's scared= protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder= tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat= let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you= tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time= reassure her that everything is ok.
When she looks at you with doubt= back yourself up with THE TRUTH.
When she says that she likes you= she really does, more than you could understand.
When she grabs your hand= hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you= bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret= keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes= don't look away until she does.
When she's missing you= she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart= the pain never really goes away.
When she says "It's over!"= she still wants you to be hers.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying a word.
Don't let her have the last word.
Always call her when you know something's wrong.
Pretty and beautiful are NOT everything.
Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
Argue that she is the best ever.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's ok, don't believe her and talk with her.
Because 10 years later, she'll remember you.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie/Tv show with her even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is "Whose butt am I kicking today, baby?!"

If you wish that the love of your dreams was like this, copy and paste onto your profile.

What a kiss means.
Stomach- let's have sex.
Forehead- Forever, you'll be mine.
Ear- I'm horny.
Cheek- We're friends.
Hand- I adore you.
Neck- We belong together.
Shoulder- I want you.
Lips- I love you OR I want you.
Holding hands- We can learn to love each other.
Slap on the butt- That's mine.
Playing with ear- I can't live without you.
Holding tight- Don't let go.
Looking into each others eyes- Don't let go.
Playing with heair on head- Tell me you love me.
Arms around waist- I love you too much to let you go.
Laughing while kissing- I'm completely comfortable with you.

I love the rain- with that tiny rainbow at the end that lightens up my heart, like when you touch my hand.
I walk down the street outside of the sidewalk- to make sure my love beside me isn't in the danger zone.
I dream of fireworks setting off before me in the cold winters night- with hot chocolate near my lips and you beside me.
I talk of tears and how they're a waste of time- yet I daren't say a word of how I cry myself to sleep without you.
I believe that first love never dies- still, I want to ask my love if I'm her only and not her first.
As a child, I dreamt of castles and princesses and found them real- I still do since I'm standing beside my princess: You.
I didn't sleep last night- I wanted to watch you sleep and imagine your wonderful dreams.
I think most books don't have enough romance- because I know that a world without love is a world without you...
And a world without you- is a world not worth living in at all.
In life, there's a side for me and I dared to make room for a side that focuses on you...my heart.

If you believe this, and dream for the one you love the most; copy and paste this onto your profile

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. (Sniff, makes my heart yearn for that type of love. If you believe in true love, I suggest posting it and might it come true for you!)

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forget quickly. Take chances and give everything and have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you're sad. Love what you got, and remember what you had. Always forgive and never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember life goes on.

All I want is for one guy, to prove they're not all the same.

So there's this boy and the way he laughs makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies, & just everything about him makes me happy.

Never regret something that made you smile.

Pretty smiles and makeup hide so much these day's.

Love starts with a smile, developes with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend is someone who will ask if there's a problem and then ignore it completely.
A best friend will know something is wrong and will ask you if you want to talk, then say 'when you're ready.'
A REAL friend will bug the heck out you, saying 'what's up? what's up? what's up?' to the point where you hit them and let everything go, and they'll say 'did you have to hit me that hard? DO IT AGAIN!!'

If you agree that friends should pester the heck out of you till you tell them your problems, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Quotes I've read from peoples profiles:

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (No idea who said this).

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love. Because a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever. (unknown)

I'm perfectly happy with who I am. It's who everyone else is that depresses me. (No clue but I totally agree.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people!" Well...I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled bang!, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The Best Quote To Live By.

"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one." Timothy McGee, NCIS "Endgame."

More copy and paste posts: It's alot but I couldn't resist them

- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot/should not do.

- Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow

- Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

- Friends are the universe's way of apologizing for family.

- Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

- My whole problem is my lips move when I think

- I am fluent in sarcasm

- When I was your age, pluto was a planet

- I can't brain today. I have the dumb

- To err is human. To arr is pirate.

- Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat yours

- Dear math, I dont want to solve your problems, I have my own.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

This is very true on my part and so many memories

You May be a child of the 90s if...

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. (I would have except change the name to Ludwig a.k.a Germany.)
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. (Because he is!)
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (I love him but Russia terrifies me. It does not help when I have a cousin name Ivan.)
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. (Does shouting, "Vodkaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" count?)
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He should come back because he is AWESOME!)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. (Laughs hysterically)
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (I'm proud to be an American! Love you, Alfred!)
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.(Not all of them but I will soon.)
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

ONLY IN AMERICA

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Germany

2) America

3) Russia

4) Sweden

5) Italy

6) Denmark

7) Canada

8) Greece

9) Austria

10) Prussia

11) England

12) France

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Italy/Prussia? I don't think so.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Well, to me Russia is only cute. (Sees Russia with his metal faucet pipe. "Kolkolkol.") ...Fine, Russia is HOT! Now leave me alone! (runs away)

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Mein Gott, Denmark got Germany pregnant! Wow, they must have been dead drunk to willingly sleep together because I know Germany would not have done it sober. I’m not so sure about Denmark. Besides, Sweden and America would beat the crap out of Denmark for this.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Oh yes, I read a really good fic with Austria being mention a little bit. Let's just say, Austria is really great at blackmailing Germany.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ew, gross! Canada and America are brothers for crying out loud!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Sweden/Greece or Sweden/Austria? Neither one of these pairings would work because Sweden is Denmark's and vise versa. (Swede/Den rocks!)

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia and Greece would pretty much forget about Canada finding out because he is always ignored. Canada might be wondering how both of them like each other. I really don't know.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

America/Denmark - America has been invited over to Denmark’s house to celebrate the Rebild Festival. Denmark watches America’s surprised face when discovering the festival being on his birthday. It takes his breath away. Slowly, he leans in and… (Shoot, it’s more than twenty words! Hmm, I want to write this out now…darn it.)

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Uh, I don't think there would be anything romantic between Sweden and Prussia...unless you can go with them being bloody from fighting each other.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Germany/Italy - 'The Pasta has Gone Missing!' (Predictable but pasta is all I can think of!)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Ooh, yikes. Uh, England will desperately try to avoid becoming one with Russia.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

No, I truly don't think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Ooh, Austria loves music! I can’t think of a name but I know it has to do with a piano and classical music.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

America/Russia/Denmark? Maybe T or possibly M.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"...You should...go out with...me...because I know...a place...with tons...of...different pastas." Italy will accept Greece's offer easily considering that is the only food he eats.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia/Greece (Sigh) Okay, here I go:

Prussia walks in to an empty room with Gilbird happily perched on his shoulder until a fluffy snowball landed on his head.

“What the hell?!” Prussia shouted from the unexpected attack. “This is so not awesome!” He tries to pry the fluffy object off of his white hair and the sound of Gilbird chirping widly is heard.

“Verdammt noch mal,” Prussia hollers, “get off!” He manages to get the thing off him and he takes a look at his assaulant.

His red eyes come face to face with a cat and he snarls. “Stupid cat.” he said.

Greece slowly wonders in and takes the cat from Prussia. “…There you are…Ares. Did you…get lost?” Greece asked, fondly.

Prussia’s hand twitched. “Greece, you stupid feline attacked the awesome me! It scared my precious…Gilbird. Where is Gilbird?” he asked, not seeing his baby.

Greece lazily blinks at Prussia while cuddling the cat. “…Huh? He must…have…flown away.” he replies yawning.

A muffled chirp came from the inside of the cat’s mouth.

Prussia’s entire face reddens as his body shook with anger. Greece is flooded by a certain memory involving an angry Germany and it scarred him.

“YOUR CAT HAS GILBIRD!” screams Prussia attacking Greece head-on. “YOU WILL PAY IF MY CHICK DIES!” he tries to get the cat.

It took a few minutes to free a shaken Gilbird from his death trap. Prussia left consoling the chick and Greece on the floor trying to get his cat to come out from underneath a chair.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Canada will be shock on seeing America and France having sex. Then he will use all his pent up hockey rage and attack France while shouting to him in French on using his brother. (America, how could you sink so low as to have sex with France!)

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hmm, Sweden de-flowering Germany? That will NEVER happen because Denmark and America won’t allow it! (What is this? Seriously, this is the second time my favorite is paired up with a Nordic.)

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Possibly

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yep

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

America/Sweden/Italy? Uh, I don’t think so.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“AWESOME!”

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I have read a fic about Italy last week.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

I think Denmark’s super-secret kink is using his battle axe. (???)

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

When England is dead drunk, he will be shagging an even drunker Austria. (Wait, does Austria even drink?)

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Easy, Russia will be the one topping Canada unless he mistakes him for America.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic

Alrighty. "Germany and Austria are in a happy relationship (Interesting) until Austria suddenly runs off with Sweden. (No, Sweden don’t leave Denmark!) Germany, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with England (Shame on you Germany!) and a brief unhappy affair with France, (gah, it’s a nightmare!) then follows the wise advice of Italy (Aw, what a great friend.) and finds true love with America.” (Oh...Mein...Gott, I love this pairing!) ‘Risen Once More’

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Canada/Greece? No way because Greece belongs with Japan like Canada belongs to Prussia.