Author has written 12 stories for iCarly, and Sam & Cat. Hi, everyone. I know I haven't updated. It's coming soon, I promise, it's just a lot's come up and I've been dealing with a lot emotionally. I hope the people who are following me understand. Love you all, Zaz Hello, everyone! Zazeendot here. Last time we talked, I mentioned how I grateful and thankful I was for this site and the people who have read, messaged, and supported me and liked my stories for, what, 5, almost 6 years now? And how sorry I was because I felt like I had started to disappoint because I had a lot of other things going on, and I'd become such a flake because I don't think my heart was really in it. But I also mentioned how I was going to try to start writing again, because it was what I loved to do, and I've started back up again! iHate Cupid is my first multi-chapter since my hiatus, and I hope you all enjoy it! The next chapter should be up in a couple days, just to let the people following it know. Also, again, thank you so much to everyone on here, especially those who review. You all make me smile :) Love, Zazeendot P.S. I will be doing something for my fanniversary (a day celebrating the day I first got my account), I just don't know what yet! I haven't celebrated as I think I should in quite a while, and even when I did, I wasn't in a state to really do it right, so I hope I can come up with something fun. :) RANDOM STUFF THAT CAME INTO MY HEAD WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT ME: I have a friend who DOESN'T LIKE IN-N-OUT! :O I tried Quizno's for the first time today (2/1/2014) I just recently went to BJ's and tried my first ever PAZOOKIE! DRIVING TEST IN TWO WEEKS!!! Wish me luck. :P There was a rumor going around about me with a certain group about being lesbian at the exact same time my secret was going around with another group about a guy I had liked. I will never forget Seddie! I hate getting grades. I really do. I have fallen in love before. My sister drives...horribly, so, watch out citizens! My favorite foods are chocolate, strawberries, and steak. (Oh...steak sounds really good right now :P) I snored in class. Some of my favorite TV shows are iCarly, Drake and Josh, Pretty Little Liars, and Jersey Shore :P. My friends are...wild, to say the least. I hate anything pertaining to science. I started reading Romeo and Juliet on Valentine's Day (who knew!). Writing is my passion. I am super scared I'm going to fail science this semester. My favorite stores are Wet Seal, Aeropostale, and Ambercrombie and Fitch (sometimes). I am going to sleep in about ten minutes. My favorite places to eat are Carl's Jr., Olive Garden, Chipotle, Sayaka, and Subway. SO MANY FUN FACTS: A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas. To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow. Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States. A group of officers is called a mess. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. (This one reminded me of Sam from iCarly!) A person produces about half a liter of farts a day. The most children born to one woman was 69, she was a peasant who lived a 40 year life, in which she had 16 twins, 7 triplets, and 4 quadruplets. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Termites are the largest producers of farts. Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles. The name for Oz in “The Wizard of Oz” was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence “Oz.” Currently an estimated 1,365,000 million women receive abortions in America annually. (I absolutely, positively would NEVER abort. This is really sad :(.) More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines. Hippo milk is pink. Women have a better sense of smell than men. Ice Cream is chinese food! The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind"). Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years. It has been calculated that a single breath from a mature blue whale can inflate up to 2,000 balloons. The oldest glowing lightbulb was first switched on in 1901 and lives in fire stations in Livermore, CA. It is known as the Centennial Light. The technology contained in a single game boy unit in 2000 exceeds all the computing power that was used to put the first man on moon in 1969. More than 3000 people auditioned for Afghan model in 2009. Only 10 were women. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader! Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight! The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century. The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does. The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993. A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own. (Ha ha! When I saw this one, it also made me think of Sam from iCarly!). Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate. Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. (Oh no! A bird smashed into MY window!) According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off! Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite. Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is! The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving. In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute". In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest! More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world! In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph! Fortune cookies were invented in America! Watermelons can cost up to $100 in Japan! Wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence tinted bottles. Tomatoes were originally thought to be poisonous. Coca Cola was originally green. With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light. NOW FOR SOME RANDOM PASTINGS TO MY PROFILE!!!: If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you want world Peace, paste this into your profile If you Suffer From NKSO (Nathan Kress Sexiness Overload), Paste this into your profile If your an iSupport Jennette McCurdy Person , Paste this into your profile If you like pasting things into your Profile, Paste this into your Profile If you are a living Organisim Paste this into your Profile If you're willing to knock out anyone who says Seddie sucks ,Paste this into your profile Now you've Pasted at least 1 Thing into your Profile, Dance Like a monkey :) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them. If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile. If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!) (ONE I MADE UP) If you think Creddie sounds like Cruddie and you think that's exactly what it is, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly characters aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile. If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile. If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile. CREEPY!!! WHY I SUPPORT SEDDIE (GOT THIS IDEA FROM VERONICA.HEART): Now, I support Seddie because they're endless bickering, and fighting...it's entertaining!And whenever they're together, it just makes me smile! Creddie is pretty boring. Besides, I think Carly really as an image of a perfect dream guy as her boyfriend, not Freddie... And whoever saw iOMG (or the iLost My Mind promos) knows...Sam really likes Freddie. And, honestly, it wouldn't shock me if he liked her back becuz of his reaction when they kissed in iKiss. Plus, have you ever written a Seddie story? They're so fun to write, and so much more can happen in them! WHY I WRITE: I write because it is so fun to try to think of different ways other people could think. I can't explain it...it's like your own movie in your head. I know it sounds really cheesy, but it's true! And if you can't see the movie in your head, you need to write more. iLOSE: BACK ON MY LIST OF STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you enjoyed my profile! :) And remember, read my stories, sheet that pillow, night your time, and butter the finger. Ta-ta! zazeendot ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS: www.fanfiction.ws/zazeendot I have a new fictionpress.com account! fictionpress.com/zazeendot! www.youtube.com/TheRealZazeendot (Videos being posted soon [MAYBE]!) I also have a wikia account under the name, "TheRealZazeendot." (I almost put ZazeenDIT! LOL.) MY EMAIL, HOWEVER, IS NOW OFFICIALLY UNDER WRAPS!!! |
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