![]() Author has written 2 stories for One Piece, and Bleach. Hi, my name's Shelley, yup, that's my Real name people call me Shalyla (insert hand swooshing motion here) . . . I am white. . . in case u were wonderin with the nickname. . . yeeeeaaaa. . . I'm in high school, I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, pissing people off. . . you know, the usual I like dogs, animals, books, and writing, stuff I dislike. . . everything else I am algergic to cats, they make me sneeze, but when i c them im like "awwwwwwwww, cute" and they're just so cute that i have no choice but to pick them up and give their adorable selves attention, and then i sneeze and im all like "ahh shit, stupid cat" and then i pet it some more, and sneeze some more, and so on i enjoy POWERTHIRST, which gives you GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERY Yaoi is my passion, if you don't know what it is, you probably don't want to. Heads up on that. . . Sexyfine I like anime and Harry Potter, and i think vampire are awesome, but Twilight was badly written, and there is NO WAY IN HELL the Vampires. Sparkle. In. The. Sun!!, if they when out into the sun, they'd be likeLalalalala, im a vampire look at me, and they they'd be all like AHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH, IM BURNING TO THE FUCKING GROUND BECAUSE IM A GOD DAMNED VAMPIRE!! RAWR just thought i'd throw that out there. . . Bye bye ;p THESE R ALL PASTED!! SPECKLEDNESS I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. REMEMBER WHEN When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. omg...tacos! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the fuck is my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a Weasley Twin Worshipper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have spent a long time wishing that Hogwarts was actually a place, copy this onto your profile! If you think the guy who plays Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) is cute, copy this onto your profile! If the guy who plays Eragon is cute then copy this onto your profile! If you think that Voldermort is NOT cute copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've bookmarked about ten billion fanfiction stories, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Harry Potter is the best thing to happen to the universe, and get annoyed beyond all reason at someone who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile If you get all excited when you hear someone say Harry Potter or anyone from Harry Potter copy and paste this into your profile. If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile. --Remus! If you miss Sirius very much copy and past this into your profile If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! |