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Favorite Shows: Law And Order: SVU, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Freaks and Geeks, Criminal Minds, Powerpuff Girls, Hannibal

Favorite Couples: Elliot and Olivia, Gabriel and Sam, Dean and Castiel, John and Sherlock, Doctor and Rose

Hobbies: drawing, singing, writing, screaming at cute animals, social media

I really love making stories about my favorite couples and ranting about things I believe in. Everyone please enjoy!! Enjoy I say!! I'll try to get in as many stories I can! Love you guys!

Favorite Quotes:

That 70's Show

"Well played you son of a bitch."-Fez

"That's why I'm a celebate." "I thought that was because no one would do it with you."-Manager and Eric

"I remember when they had tater-tots. The ONLY day they had tater tots. And me and Kelso were in line. We saw this big tater tot, and he said, 'That's not a tater tot! That's a tater giant!'"-Fez

"Fez, why are you laughing?" "Heehee. He said penial."-Fez

"Oral exam on the penial code! HA!"-Fez

"Well, then I shot a flare with another flare, cause you know fight fire with fire!...And then I shot-another flare to warn people about the fire!"-Kelso

"Five dollars? Jeez, God doesn't drive a Cadillac!"-Eric's dad

"Hey, tell the story about how Eric and Donna went and pretended they were virgins!" "...Once upon a time, there were two dumbasses who went in front of the whole church and embaressed their whole family including their father who had to hear it the WHOLE CAR RIDE HOME!"-Steven and Eric's father

"Hmm...I think-I smell cookies."-Fez

Spongebob

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." -Spongebob Squarepants

"ITS THE APOCOLYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!"-Patrick

"I don't know what a snail would want with a brooch!"-Spongebob to Gary

"Let not your heart wander, lest your mind sprout legs and follow."-Patrick

"It's like a gummy wonderland! WHEEEE!!"-Patrick about his gummy

"How could this have happened?" "You called Mrs. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french fry strainer."-Mr. Krabs and Squidward

Criminal Intent

"Ugh, you keep doing that, I'm dropping this baby right here."-Alex when Bobby's playing with a skull

"I feel I should talk you out of this." "That was always a wasted effort."-Alex and Bobby

"Who are you?" "Your worst nightmare."- Bobby to man

"Dance of the married widow."-Alex

Chowder

"EXCITEMENT!"-Chowder

"Think dry thoughts." "Like Schnitzel's sense of humor?" "No thats too dry."-Mung and Chowder

"If you'll excuse me, I'll be spending time with Truffles." "It's that bad, huh?" "Yes, its that bad."-Chowder and Mung

"OH MY LARD!"-Mung

"Who, how, when, espatrill!"-Chowder

"It's like some horrible nightmare! I can't look away!"-Chowder

"And I may not know WHY Mung needs Truffles, but I know he needs her. AND I might not know what's in this cookie, cause I found it on the floor...but I'm gonna eat it anyway!"-Chowder

Grinch

"4:00 Wallow in self pity, 4:30 stare into the abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger(tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30 dinner with me I can't cancel that again, 7:00 wrestle with myself loathing...IM BOOKED!" -The Grinch

"YES! Down a size and a half!"-Grinch

Special Victims Unit

"I'm having a fashion police blackout..."-Elliot Stabler

"Oh, so you're saying all women are whores?"-Jeffries

Munch: "Pshh...don't be ridiculous, I don't know all the women of the world."

Doctor: What? Look through his medical records? I can't do that, I'd lose my license.

Elliot: But maybe Doctor Elliot can.

"What you mean Ashely? What happened is she okay?" "No, she saw the new NSYNC video and was sadly disappointed, as was I."- Munch and Liv

"How could you let that happen?" "I guess I suck."-Casey and Dani :P

"Whoever tries to bust my eardrums Imma bust they ass."-Fin

"What happened here?"-Alex

"Technical tearm: Punched in the face by a chick."- Fin LOL

"Haha, funny, you won't be laughing once I get a confession out of her."-Elliot

"The one night you're a bachelor, you go to the grocery store? That's pretty pathetic." "A grocery store with strippers."-Olivia and Elliot

"I'm sorry the handcuffs aren't diamond encrusted, but with a Bedazzler, I go crazy."-Elliot to Anne Beladette

"Awww...who's your daddy?"-Elliot to Alex Cabot in a game of Backgammon (I kick ass at that game, just like him!)

"This is sooo wrong."-Elliot

"I never see you carrying a purse." "Thats cause you carry it for me."-Elliot and Olivia

"That woman is coo coo for cocoa puffs..."-Elliot

"I loved him, he loved me...and then he died."-?

"Lederhosen? Guilty."-Elliot

"Pervert ahoy."-Fin

"Let me guess. No ID." "You've done this before."-Elliot and Melinda

"Follow the bloody brick road."-Melinda

"What do you wanna read my journal too?!" "No!...You have a journal?"-Kathleen and Elliot

"Well the girls at the club says your dog's no big thang."-Elliot

"That's my jew."-Fin

"Your jew? Your JEW? Why if I called you my boy?" "Then I'm your boy John!"-Fin and Munch

"I can keep a secret if the mall queen can."-Elliot to Olivia

"Yeah just like the conversations you have about the Backstreet Boys."-Elliot

"Is there anything you can accept?" "Yes, compliments." "Oh, no wonder you're so skeptical."-Jeffries to Munch

"THE Sebastian Valentine?" "You've heard of me?" "No!"-Elliot to Valentine

"Pay no attention to the twit behind the stand."-Munch

"I.A.B thought it would be a good idea for her to join the team.."(awkward silence)"...Nice to meet you."-Don and Liv about psychologist

"Women wearing skirts, that's all you got?" (Elliot turns around slowly and creepily) "Woman wearing skirts on the subway."-Psychologist and Elliot

"Want some candy? Some change? It's in my pocket. Only its not coins or peppermints they find, it's your willie, Bruce."-Olivia to Bruce

"Ugh, I wish I had a Mustang and lived in the burbs." "Amen, sister."-girl and Munch

"Oh my God, I'm going to go wash my face and my hands and my mouth. Uh...there's the door. Make sure you're out, when I get out of here."-Olivia to reporter

"He'll have paroll in 38 years." "38 years? He's almost 60!" "Yeah...isn't math wonderful?"-Lawyer and Evan

"Did you rip all those women to punish Mommy?"-Elliot

"What, you assume I can speak Chinese?" "No, I heard you order take out once."-George and Elliot (Ah, my two favorite men.)

"Must have started using a condom." "Mmm...a thoughtful rapist."-Elliot and Munch

"I love this game." "Well, I was 98 pounds literally. I can still hear them, 'Break the pencil!' "-Fin and Munch about dodgeball

"I need ten hairs from the root." "This is police brutality!" "Trust me, when you're being brutalized by me, you'll know it." "He threatened me! Did you hear that?" "Nope. You need a oral swab. Won't hurt at all. You bite me, I'll brutalize you."-Melinda, Tripley, Elliot

"We're going to Mulgin's to celebrate." "I wouldn't do that if I were you." "Why not?" (Fin points to Cragen's office) "Dad's mad."-Elliot and Fin

"The whole DCON thing was a scam." "Why, Santa, why?" "Who do we call when WE'VE been raped?"-Elliot, Munch, and Fin

House

"I'm taking a sick day." "Then take some Claritin." "Is everyone a doctor now?"-House and Cameron

"Candy canes?! Are you mocking me?"-House

"Don't make me slap you."-House

"Welcome everyone and thank you for joining us for dress rehearsal."-House to ducklings

"House, this is God."-Wilson to House on intercom

"Quick God, smite the evil witch!"-House pointing to Cuddy

"House?" "No, its your other friend at the isilum."-Wilson and House

"Have you lost your mind?" "As a former psychiatric patient at an isilum, I find that offensive."-Wilson and House

"Why are you jerking Foreman around?" "Because its fun."-Wilson and House

"Sorry, I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smother them out of their hidey-hole."-House to Wilson about stealing his guitar

"I did it all by myself, Mommy."-House

"Holding things in can give you cancer!"-House to Wilson's seriousness

"This has gone from a watery eye, scratchy throat allergy to a whopping 'I'm gonna kick your ass' allergy."-House on a nun's condition

"Look, I have a cane and I know how to use it."-House to teenager

"So when I said no psych meds, what part of that did you not understand?"-House to Foreman

"She'll be sick and depressed." "She's sick! Damn, why didn't I think of that?"-Foreman and House

"You wanna look pretty at work?...Wilson's got a girlfriend.."-House, singing about Wilson's tie

"I am NOT warm and fuzzy. You are pratically a stuffed animal made by Grandma."-House to Cameron

"She's all upset cause we paid more attention to the other girl. You check out her ass I'll get the chest."-House to Wilson about a patient and Cuddy

"You ordered it." "You're the responsible one."-Wilson and House about medication

"You told me you didn't change your diet or exercise, were you lying?" "Lying?" "Does your husband have high blood pressure?" "My husband?" "...If you're going to repeat every word I say, this conversation's going to take twice as long."-House and patient

"You don't read Portugese?" "You do?" "I'm pretty sure that's what it said, either that or it was an ad for sunglasses."-Cameron and House about a medical journal

"How do you formulate, 'Have you screwed around?' "-Cameron

"The healer with his magic power..." (House looks up curiously) "I could rub his gentle brow for hours, his manly chest, his stubbled jaw, everything about him leaves me raw..." "The psyche ward's upstairs-" "With joy, oh House, your very name will never leave this girl the same." (Wilson gives House the poem) "Not bad for an 82 year old. She asked me to give that to her true love."-Wilson and House about the old lady's poem (THAT IS MY POEM FOR HIM!)

"What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on." "That's...fairly disgusting." "And that's age-ism."-House and Wilson about Georgia

"Hey, I'm a man. I don't have time for laundry. I'm busy saving lives here."-Wilson

"I'm being held against my will! Call the police!"-House

"I need a change of scenery!" "Buy a plant!"-Wilson and House

"He wants to breathe llamas."-House

"No I want you to save him without committing any felonies." "I can't do my job with my hands tied."-Cuddy and House

"Join me on the dark side."-House

"...Or the warm thoughts bouquet? I mean...if he wasn't an ass."-Cameron

"Lost track of speed? I think that was Hitler's excuse. Lost track of the Jews."-House

"You know I'm here for you." (walks over to House and hugs him, House puts his hand on her ass, Cuddy laughs) "One feel for man, one giant ass for mankind."-Cuddy and House about his fake brain cancer

"Of course I care! What a horrible thing to say!"-House

"WE JUST NEED TO KNOW ONE THING! WERE YOU IN ANY PORNOS?"-House yelling to patient he's seen in his dreams

"I've been thinking about you."-House to Cuddy

"This is why I didn't talk about our date." "Was it my shirt?" "No, you're just an obnoxious ass."-Cuddy and House

"A little whorish to spontaneous stabbing while kissing, isn't it?"-House to Cameron after their kiss

"I had a date last night, and she didn't have blurry vision when she ate." "Well, because she belongs in a veterinary clinic. Not a hospital. ZINGER!"-Foreman and House (I think that's how it went)

"ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!...attica?"-House

"I was listening to her heart! It was saying, 'Greg House! Greg House! Greg House!' "-House about blonde coming on to him

Pirates of the Caribbean

"We will have a lovely dinner party and you're not invited."-Jack, talking to himself

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that one before."- Jack

"I know that. I know where I am!"-Jack

"Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded." (Elizabeth widens her eyes and Will looks at her) "Oh. She didn't tell you?"-Jack to Will and Elizabeth

"Why is the rum always gone?"-Jack

"I prefer rum. Rum's good."-Jack talking to his conscience

"What arrre you doing?" "What are YOU doing?" "No, what aRRe ya doing?!"-Jack and Barbosa

Fanboy and ChumChum

"Aww, flying pony was our game...well at least we have demolition pony..(explosion and then horse whinny)awww.."-FanBoy

"Sorry, some disassembly required...pain sold separately..."-FanBoy

Penguins of Madagascar

"Yes, we all loved the van, YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HURTING?!"-Kowalski

"CURSE YOU UNIVERSE!"-Skipper

"Mister, you're just entering a world of hurt!"-Skipper

Royal Pains

"Help me get her up, Baywatch."-Hank to lifeguard

"Dude, this is where God would party.""If he could get in."-Hank and Evan

"I can give you two reasons why you should. You're out of booze,"*Hank looks thoughtful*"And they canceled your Netflix account."-Evan

"Leave all the toys in the car...Evan that includes you."-Hank

Phineas and Ferb

"We'll build the best dang carwash in the whole dang Tri-State! Dang it!...I-I'm not very good at that, am I?" "You're not exactly street." "Yeah."-Phineas and Ferb about Phineas's slang

"Gum me." "Pulease."-Phineas and Ferb

"Look at the cool stuff, Mitch. Blah blah blah, Mitch." "Ha. He totally nailed you Ferb."-Mitch and Phineas

"We don't build stuff for competition. We do it for fun." "And for the ladies. Rowr."-Phineas and Ferb

"I sense a disturbance in the cup stacking force. I think my record's been broken."-Doofensmirtz

Victorious

"She's so cute." "A girl like that doesn't want a boy. She wants a man!" "I'll GET THERE!"-Robby and Rex

"Come on, Rob. You wanna be a loser for the rest of your life?" "I'm not a loser NOW!" "Yeah, what WAS I thinking?"-Robby and Rex

"Don't embarrass me!" "You're the embarrassment in our relationship!"-Robby and Rex

"You still working that chin zit." (Tori puts her fist up) "You hit me, I will sue."-Rex

"It's okay. I take criticism well." "...No you don't." "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" "Nothing! You just don't take it well." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!"-Robby and Cat

Big Time Rush

"I think...we look good." "A little overdone." "Quiet you!"-James

"Because you break everything you touch." "Psh, no we don't." (leans on desk and it collapses) "Hehe. Sorry."-Gustavo and Logan

"And THEN I WILL GET YOU!" "You're covered in glue traps aren't you?" "Curse you HAWK!"-Gustavo and Hawk

"There's only one thing to do at a time like this!" (jumps into well) "Why did you do THAT?!" "I was lonely!"-Carlos and others with Jordin Sparks

Toy Story

"I've set my laser from stun to kill." "Oh great, great yeah-if anyone attacks us, we can blink em' to death."-Woody and Buzz

"You idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate-chop action!" (Woody pushes on Buzz's back) "Back! Back you savages, back!"-Woody

"YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING!!!" (Buzz stares at Woody) "You are a sad strange little man...and I pity you. Farewell."-Woody and Buzz

"Gone! Its all gone! Oh, its gone, bye-bye whoo see ya!" "What happened to you?" "One day you're defendin' the whole galaxy. And then suddenly you find yourself sucking down Diegerinie with Marie Antoinette and her little sister." "...I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz-" (Buzz pushes him away) "DON'T YOU GET IT?! YOU SEE THE HAT?! I AM MISS NESBITT! HAHAHAHA!" "Snap out of it, Buzz!"-Buzz and Woody

"You're right, I-I'm sorry. I'm just a little depressed, that's all. Just-OH I'M A SHAM! I CAN'T EVEN FLY OUT OF A W-WINDOW! But-the hat looked good? Tell me, the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but still-" "Out of a window, Buzz you're a genius!" "...23 years of academy training wasted!"-Buzz and Woody

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