Bless the Broken Road

(This is NOT a songfic.)

Disclaimer: You're ruining this show, Wolf! I should own it! But I can't! But you're making everyone mean and sexually repressed! What's wrong with you?

By the way, I think that you should listen to Complicated by Nivea for this chapter. I'll tell you which song fits best for each chapter. Or you can use your own. Tell me!

A smug smirk spread across Elliot's face as his phone vibrated in his pocket right when the light turned red. "What's with your face, El?" Olivia gave him a bemused expression. "What? I can't be happy for no reason?" he looked offended as he flipped open his phone to read the text. "Well, you've kind of been a whiny bitch since the divorce...so yeah you can't." He shrugged. "Well, I'm happy now." Olivia gave him a creeped out expression as he read his phone and licked his lips.

He turned and realized she was looking at him. "Give me the phone, Elliot." she commanded as she opened her hand. He shook his head. "No!" he responded with a glare. "Don't be a five year old. I'm your partner. You can tell me anything." He looked away and moved his phone out of her reach. "Uh...no. No, I can't tell you EVERYTHING." She raised her eyebrow at him. "Yeah, need I mention we're also BEST friends?" He hid his phone behind his back. "I don't even have my phone right now." She rolled her eyes. "Give...me...the...phone, Elliot." He grunted and shook his head again.

She jumped on him. "Stabler, give me the DAMN PHONE!" He growled at her like an animal that told her to back the fuck off. "...Oh I get it. You're shutting me out because you're mad I left. Alright, El, I'm sorry." He furrowed his brow. "Thanks for damn reminding me, but that's not why." She pursed her lips and while he was off guard, she pulled his arm behind his back and took the phone away from him. She flipped open the phone as soon as the light turned green, though Elliot didn't really care while he was scrambling for the phone. She flipped through the text log and pressed on the current one.

"What...the...FUCK?" Olivia yelled with a shocked face. "Hey, pal, move your fuckin car!" The taxi driver behind them shouted. "I'm going, calm the fuck down, man!" Elliot screamed out the window as he pressed the gas. "Before you say any-" Olivia shushed him as she read the message from the she-devil herself:

Hon, thanx for giving me keys to your

apartment. Now you can be surprised

more often when you come home.

Wait until you get home tonight. :P

Dani 3

"You're screwing that bubbly blonde?" He turned bright red and continued to stare straight ahead. "Elliot Stabler, you better fucking answer me right now, or so help me-" He simply looked over and solemnly nodded. "I've...been seeing her for about two weeks." he admitted and looked into her eyes. What the...was that jealousy in her eyes? "...Why do you care anyway?" he asked with a curious expression. She suddenly looked out the window and cleared her throat. "Olivia Benson...are you...jealous?"

She scoffed even though that was the absolute truth. "Elliot, jealous is the last thing I would be." she lied through her teeth. "I'm just wondering why you're screwing her and not someone else. As your friend, I think you can do so much better." He snorted at her as he looked back at the road.

"Well, when you're divorced and you're desperate, you'll stick with anything. And besides, it won't last. I'll make sure of that." She raised her eyebrows. "So, what? It's a booty call?" He gave her a matching look and smirked. "You've been talking to Maureen WAY too often." "Yeah, well somebody's gotta do it." she muttered under her breath. He glared at her and grumbled as he turned. "Whatever."

"Dani?" Elliot called as he opened his apartment door. There was giggling in his bedroom, and he figured she was waiting for him. "Baby, you been waiting for me?" There was suddenly silence and whispering that he couldn't quite make out. He walked inside his bedroom and his heart almost tore in half. "What the hell Dani? In my own fucking bedroom?" He watched as his own neighbor, Mikey, scrambled to fasten his jeans on and button his shirt. "Sorry, Elliot, man she pulled me in for a drink, and jumped. I didn't know she was taken."

He nodded, not even acknowledging his teenage friend, because he was staring harshly at Dani. Mikey slid past Elliot and bolted out of the apartment, leaving the two alone. "Elliot, I'm so-I was-" He pointed to the door. "Get out." She widened her eyes. "Baby, we can talk-" He shook his head furiously and pointed again. "Out. NOW. Not just my apartment. My life. My stuff. We're through." She welled up with tears and ran out of the room with her shirt.

He plopped down on the bed, and ran his hand down his face. "Jesus Christ." He layed down to ease his anger, surprised himself that he kept his cool. A shrill ring interrupted his thoughts. He looked at the ID on his phone: Liv. "Hey, Liv." he sighed, trying not to show he was upset, though it was obvious. "Yeah, Cra-what's wrong?" Elliot sighed and laid his head down on his pillow. "Uh...broke up with Dani. Sleeping around. Tell you later."

Olivia covered her speaker on her phone and whispered 'yes' with a grin on her face and regained her composure for her hurt friend. "Sorry, El. You gonna be alright?" He nodded and cleared his throat. "Yeah, I'll be fine. What does Cragen want?" She sniffled and told him, unaware Elliot was off thinking about something else even though he could understand every word. "How about you come over later? You, me, Chinese?" He smirked. "I'd like that." She said goodbye and hung up, silently wishing she could have consoled him emotionally, physically, and mentally.

Alright, my pretties, for being so good, I have a little treat of fluff for yourself. Maybe not E/O JUST yet, but for you my babies. My girls, just leave your name so...you can be Elliot's next lover! Sorry for my guys who got a thang for El, but he's not gay. He's still journeying for Liv! Hehe, yeah you love me right? Just answer this trivia question and whoever answers it correctly first, gets to be the girl! Oh and leave what you like to do on a date! :P

Trivia: In Fault, why did Gitano run in Central when he went to pick up the money?

Hugs and Thunder, Babybel