MyLifeandHishide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games. If you want to follow me on Twitter, I'm @SingleStrand. I'm locked but send me a request! I wrote a one shot called Hard that features Edward, Jasper, AND Riley. It sort of won Judges' Choice for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest. Thank you so much! I decided to continue Hard. It's still got a lot of Edward with Jasper and Riley, but Garrett comes around. The lovely UNF4Rob, Tkegl, and KM525 all made me beautiful banners. Unfortunately I no longer know how to link them here. Thanks girls! Hard was recc'ed by PPSS and was featured on TwiSlash Unveiled and on The Major's Army. It was also mentioned on Jasper's Naughty Girls. Thanks ladies! I was asked to write a one shot for Twinklings FMF and came up with my first E/B story, Dirty Words. UNF4Rob made Dirty Words a banner. The What Happens In ... Series is a collaborative effort with my love, sadtomato. All three are listed below, but to get the best effect should be read in order: What Happens in Zurich, What Happened in Chicago, and What Happens in New York. Finally, I wrote a little ficlet called We Are Young. It's my first E/B multi-chap but the chapters are short and sweet. I love these two. |
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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,358 - Reviews: 9196 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 3,556 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9209 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14912 - Favs: 13,208 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8814 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 5,238 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8417 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 7,908 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing With Fire by Zoya Zalan reviews
Bella has an itch. Carlisle has a few stiff drinks. A gritty tale of lust, betrayal, and the search for redemption begins. AH/AU; some disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15230 - Favs: 9,058 - Follows: 9,278 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20551 - Favs: 14,131 - Follows: 5,735 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Beside Still Waters by AmyZini reviews
Separated by years, yet tied to each other through the birth of a child, Edward and Bella struggle to work together when confronted with the unthinkable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,737 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
That I Would Be Good by Cosette Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward meet while traveling, falling in love against the backdrop of European history and literature, but both have secrets. Will Edward's sense of duty tear Bella apart? Will Bella allow herself to be vulnerable again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 236,120 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9173 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 11,813 - Follows: 6,177 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
No Measure of Time by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much time and distance you allow, there are some things, some people you never get over. What happens when the one who got away is the very one you refuse to let go? E/B Rated M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 3828 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Vegas Baby! by jslack reviews
Bella travels to Vegas with her two best friends to try to forget her past relationship. Lives will forever be changed after the girls meet Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. How will they deal when they discover one pair got married and despise one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,385 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13000 - Favs: 8,647 - Follows: 6,372 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 6095 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4479 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Three Little Words by sadtomato reviews
A little slice of Sam's life with his five-year-old son, Levi, and his boyfriend, Riley. Smutfluff for donnersun 'cause she prompted it. Warning: Contains dinosaurs, Gerard Butler, and gay sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Riley, Sam - Complete
College Ruled by Havalina reviews
He spends his days in college filling up spiral notebooks with meticulous notes, feeling listless and uninspired, until he recognizes himself in the mirror image of someone impressively bold. AH/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Riley
A Special Life by twimom817 reviews
Edward's wife leaves him right before he finds out his son has Autism. His sister's old college friend moves to town to teach at the local school. Can they overcome their pasts and learn to love again for themselves and a child?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,740 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,538 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
V by MeteorMuse reviews
WINNER OF THE KAMA SUTRA AWARD FROM THE SHARE THE LOVE CONTEST. Bella finds herself attracted to Jasper, but being with him has some surprising conditions attached. She is surprised to find herself considering becoming roommate number V. VERY M. M/F/F/F/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Beloved by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward's life becomes very difficult after Carlisle and Esme marry. Will he be forced to leave the only family he's ever known in this life? NOTE: This is C/Ed/Es Polyamory
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme - Complete
No right or wrong by Dooba reviews
Edward and Jasper are best friends and in need of a roommate. Bella needs a place to live, and fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23230 - Favs: 15,876 - Follows: 10,967 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting By by sadtomato reviews
Edward and Bella are gone, their families left to deal with crushing grief in their absence. The Cullens have moved away, but Carlisle comes back to Forks to check on Charlie and prevent another tragedy . Grief/Loss. M for Mature Themes but not Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Carlisle, Charlie S. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 8,550 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7350 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4529 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photoplay by PandoraGalacia reviews
Twilight fanfic - Bella, a professional photographer, recruits Edward to pose with another man for some erotic photos. AU, OOC, slash and straight mixed. Mature audiences only - 18 and older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Perv Says Yes by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P TWO: Perv told Punk no. Twice. What an idiot. WARNING: Handcuffs and spanking included. You are SO welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
My Cocky Girlfriend by sadtomato reviews
Edward shares a sexy fantasy with new girlfriend Rose, and then worries that he's scared her away. Will she shut him down or surprise him with her enthusiasm? AH, lemony. Prompt: Roseward. Pegging. Red corset. Necktie. Boston Cream PIe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Home by MizzHyde reviews
A locked box, a silky voice on the phone, a beautiful stranger in a photograph. Edward thinks he just has a place to live, but maybe this time he is home. AH, slash. Written for Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sins I Have Yet to Commit by AmeryMarie reviews
She doesn't want to, but the flesh is so weak. How do you ask forgiveness for sins you haven't yet committed? Written for the Friday Free for All on Twilighted. O/S, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 10,885 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9613 - Favs: 7,357 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14543 - Favs: 17,028 - Follows: 8,776 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8985 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4864 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 5,465 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11481 - Favs: 12,081 - Follows: 6,056 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8777 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19656 - Favs: 12,840 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7812 - Favs: 9,860 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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We Are Young reviews
Destiny doesn't do home visits. I can sit and chit chat with Bella, flirting with her on my balcony all I want to, but am I actually going for it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward, Bella
What Happens in New York reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In ... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with sadtomato.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
The Peeta Thoughts reviews
Series of Hunger Games drabbles, mostly in Peeta POV. There will be some Katniss POV as well. And I'm sure things will get dirty. Eventually.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
What Happened in Chicago reviews
Emmett is a sexy foreign exchange student. Edward is a horny American teen. What Happened in Chicago? Prequel to What Happens in Zurich - please read it first! SLASH. Collab with sadtomato.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Just You and Me reviews
Four little words at a party one night could change everything. Bella, Edward and Riley. NOT a threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella
I Slapped a Brat And I Liked It reviews
Written for sadtomato on the prompt "Drama Queen Twink Riley. Older Carlisle. Slapping. Screwing. Go." AH Slash, quick dirty smut. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Dirty Words reviews
Edward is the king of Words with Friends at his office. What happens when he gets a sexy new challenge and a sexy new assistant? Written for Twinklings FMF, posted on their blog April 15th, 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens in Zurich reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F 3some, A collab with sadtomato
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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