Name: You can call me Zeldalover29. Or anything else you think is cool. This would include- 'All Powerful Ruler', and 'Your Majestic Elegance.'... Or Zel. I AM QUEEN OF PROVING OTHERS WRONG!! 0_o

Age: Oh, what the heck: 3.14159 c(:

Gender: Let's see...if I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. That should narrow it down.

Like the profile pic? I found it on Photobucket. Be jealous. Be very jealous. (AKA, I don't own it. The internet loves disclaimers.)

I can't seem to write anything worthwhile lately. So, sorry about that, if anyone cares. I want to do more, but I can't seem to get my creativity going. That was a useless rant, so I'm moving on. Because of this, I've been doing a lot of bad drawing instead! If anyone is interested...My Art Page

WARNING: BELOW IS FUNNY STUFF. IF YOU WISH TO BRAVE THROUGH THE LONG LIST, THEN CONTINUE READING. IF YOU WISH TO CUT THROUGH THE MESS AND GET TO MY STORIES, THEN CLICK THE HIDE BIO BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

Hear this! The thing below is not intent on bashing pairings. It's just supposed to be funny! Please, don't take offense!

Why other LoZ pairings besides ZeldaxLink can never be:

MidnaxLink: She broke the Twilight Mirror! They will never see each other again! It's sad, I know, and It inspires great story's, But IT CAN'T BE!

RutoxLink: Zora+Hylian= freak children

SariaxLink: She's going to live forever. He isn't. Do the math.

NavixLink: She's a fairy. I don't think it's happening.

ZeldaxGanondorf: How do I love thee? By locking thee away in a tower. Sure...

LinkxGanandorf: 0.o How did we even come up with something as disturbing as that? SICKOS!!

LinkxDark Link: That doesn't even make sense. And it's wrong on just SO many levels.

I LOVE the other girls in LoZ, don't get me wrong. I just don't LOVE them with Link.

OK, Ilia and Malon could actually work with Link. In fact, it makes more sense. I just do not really LOVE that pairing. But there is nothing wrong with it.

Once more, I stress how much I don't want a war. You can like who you want. In fact, I kind of like a couple of these pairings. I want peace and harmony, people.

If you agree with info above, post on your profile!c(:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.
(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.) (What about in the Microwave? Let's go see...)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nut.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

Profound Advice:

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the people that deserve it and hope it gets them in the eyes

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Words of Wisdom.)

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (Nyeh-nyeh.)

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…(Um, yeah. Go with that.)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have film.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Love your enemies... It pisses them off.

Don't take life seriously... No one gets out alive.