I can't tell you why this is late and un-edited.

They swore me to secrecy.

But I can tell you there were lions.

And tigers and bears.

And Land Sharks.

...leave me alone.

The hallway to the girls' dorm never seemed this long. But damn, was it long now.

I ran up to the door that I thought was Zelda's. Note, the word thought. I knocked. Pounding is a kind of knocking, right?

Peach opened the door.

"Oh, hi Link." She smiled sweetly. Then her hand came up and struck me across the cheek.

Ever been Bitch-slapped? Peach looks sweet, but shit that girl hits hard. I grabbed my cheek and cursed loudly. Ganondorf chuckled. I hate him.

"What the hell was that for?" I yelled. Peach humphed and stuck her nose in the air.

"You're a jerk." She sniffed disapprovingly.

"What for?" I squeaked.

"You broke Zelda's heart." She sniffed again. Stupid sniffing.

"How?"

"You totally rejected her! Don't act retarded, you moron." Ooh, double negatives. Harsh. Especially because I don't have a clue what double negatives are. I hope that doesn't prove her point.

"How did I reject her? I just told her not to hug me!"

"You're an idiot! Zelda has it so bad for you-"

"PEACH!" Zelda screamed from inside the room. I heard her hit something. "I'll kill you, hear me! Don't make me kill you!"

"Oop." Peach squeaked. She started to close the door. I darted inside.

"Hey!" Peach quipped. I looked around the room in search of Zelda. She was in a corner, glaring over a pillow she was tearing her nails into. Her face was wet and red.

"Zelda…"

"I tried to keep him out." Peach said airily. Zelda never took her eyes off me. I could feel my soul shriveling slowly.

"Uh…"

"Out." She gnashed.

"It's not your room." I reasoned. Zelda growled. Ahhaha…

"Zelda, I'm really sorry. I'm and idiot and a jerk and a moron and are you softening at all or should I put on some tragic music?"

"You should get the hell away from me and never come within twenty feet of me again."

"But I'm really sorry!"

"Oh, shove it up your tight ass Link!" She yelled, standing up, still clutching the pillow.

"I have a tight ass?"

"You are an ass!" She screeched, hurling the pillow at me. I caught it and held it up in self defense.

"But a cute one?"

"AAH!" She screamed. She stormed up and jabbed her finger in my chest.

"You are the biggest douche I have ever known! You can't do anything right, you think you're so great, and you have no respect for anyone except yourself! As long as you're in a good light, it's all great! But if not-"

"I'm pretty sure you're within twenty feet of me."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF MORALS AT ALL?" I leaned down and pressed my lips to hers. Nope, no morals.

She pushed me away. I'm glad I still had the pillow.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"

"I could resist no longer."

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?"

"I like you."

"WHAT?"

"Like, I like like you."

"WHAT?"

"How do I make this clearer?"

"WHAT?"

"Did I just blow a circuit in your brain?" I asked, walking up hesitantly. She jumped me and kissed me too.

Senses. Going. Numb.

"You've been blowing circuits in my brain awhile." She whispered as she released me.

Senses. Still. Numb. Resort. To. Auto. Pilot.

I kissed her back.

Yay happy endings.

Zelda's P.O.V.

"Eww!"

"Peach, scram." I commanded.

"It's my room." She pointed out. Damn.

"Let's go to my room." Link suggested. Um…Hell to the no. I slapped him.

"OW!"

"Sorry, force of habit."

"Stupid habits."

"It's your fault."

"How is it my fault?"

"It just is."

"Liar."

"Asshole."

"Out." Peach commanded. Link and I chuckled and un-wound ourselves from each other. We walked out the door. Damn it. I didn't want to fall for him. Stupid…thing. Love. Whatever.

Ganondorf was leaning against the wall outside.

"Hi." He waved. I grinned like a maniac and waved back. Hm.

Yay. Happy endings.

Well, there it is.

I had no idea how to end it.

No one say a word. Not a single word.

Hmph. I need better ideas, and I need to type them up better.

Writing slump!

Hm. It'll pass.

Bye.