I just could not resist writing this. My sister and I came up with the idea. It was just too funny, I could not resist. It's written in the form of a movie script, so keep that in mind. Any who, enjoy it. I had a lot of fun coming up with it. (Oh yeah, I don't care if your a die hard fan girl of Twilight, this is supposed to be funny. It's a Parody for God's sake.) So Enjoy! c(:

Twilight Parody

*Setting: A dark ally way in Forks, around 10:00 PM.*

*Horde of Angry Vampire's Advance toward Bella and Edward.*

Edward: *Leaps in front of Bella dramatically.* "Get behind me Bella! I must protect you because you are fragile!"

Bella: *Pushes Edward aside in anger.* "Oh, Edward, don't be so freaking dramatic." *Pulls out a gun and cocks it.*

Edward: "Bella! No! It is too dangerous!"

Bella: *Rolls eyes*. "Oh, shut it pretty boy! I'm taking these Vamps down!" *Shoot's Vampires and puts gun over her shoulder.* "And that's how it's done!"

Well, there you have it. Just a funny little 100 word thing. I hope you enjoyed it. (And I don't care that Vampires can't be killed with a gun. It's just supposed to be funny.) I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Comment. Peace. c(: