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![]() Author has written 8 stories for Transformers. Dear Readers First point; I'd like to apologise profusely for not being on and updating/writing any stories, I've had a bit of a hectic life so far and have only recently found myself having too much time on my hands. So during my time here, I will be rewriting some of my stories (namely the ones that have 'DISCONTINUED! BEING REWRITTEN' as the summaries), writing some new stories and updating some the others. For now, I will be here and here only (on this account) and I will be doing the rewrites as well as thinking up some new stories, now these new stories may be one shots or they may be multi chapter, everything will be explained further in this note to you. I'd also like to point out, that because the stories I am rewriting have multiple chapters to rewrite, it will take a bit of time to do all of them and you probably won't recognise them as the same stories as I'll be adding and taking away some points. Second point; I've decided to tidy up this profile a bit, because it was looking a bit messy and you couldn't really read where one thing ended and the other thing began. So...I'll tell you what I've done with this profile. Everything about me, (This note, about me, my OCs, my stories etc) will be written on the top half of this profile, the bottom half will be used for things that I've decided to copy and paste onto it and hopefully it'll be easier to read and understand, I know it will be for me. Third point; I'm letting you know now, that I am English and from the UK, so I will probably be spelling some things differently than how the Americans spell them, so please take that into account. Also, there are some things that are on my mind at the minute, like people who write flames. There really are no need for flames, if you don't have anything constructive or nice to say about a piece of work you've read, then just don't say anything about it at all. I know there's freedom of speech and everything, but does your opinion really have to upset somebody and possibly provoke them into doing mischief to themselves? I've been on the recieving end of a flame and it's what caused me to stop writing. A review is supposed to let a writer know where they've gone wrong and fix it, let them know what they could do better or just give them praise on how well they've worked, not for giving people hell and possibly making a potential brilliantly minded author pack up and leave writing forever. Last point; My OCs are of my own creation, though there may be someone who has a character with the same name, if they have a different personality and are completely different in every single way except from the name, it's not stealing or plagerism at all. Now, while you all have permission to use my OCs in any of your stories, I ask that you credit me for their creation and do justice for their character. There's nothing more annoying than having someone use your character in their story and have them get your character's personality, habits, etc all totally lopsided or completely wrong. In addition to this, my stories will almost always be of the M rated nature, give or take a few one shots maybe. Some of them will be one chapter long and others will be multiple chapters long. Well, I hope you have all read this very carefully and I hope that you enjoy my stories as I enjoy writing them for you. Thank you for reading. Ratchet'sApprentice. ABOUT ME. Name: Ratchet'sApprentice Age: 20 Height: 5'4" Hair Colour: Red Eye Colour: Greenish Allergies: None Occupation: Unemployed Likes: Reading, writing, drawing, painting, watching T.V, watching movies, talking with my friends. Dislikes: People, bullies, shouting, animal cruelty, going out. Hobbies: Writing, drawing, Painting. MY OCs. Name: Rex Name: Rex Fernsdale Name: Starlight Name: Sky Name: Lily Bond Name: Sally Jones Name: Scarlett Jakeson Name: Raine Jakeson My Stories. Unwanted Pleasure - Status = Complete WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! 1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. 2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. 3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. 5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. 7. Dreams transformer pairings. 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. 10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy. 11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. 15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons. 16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots. 17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one... 18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. 20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. 22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. 23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade. 24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. 25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!' 26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models. 27. Screams out the names of random transformers. 28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly. 29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons. 30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250, Vampirerex1, Ratchet'sapprentice For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is the friends in your head. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile! If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile! If Miley Cyrus died and you would have a party because of it, copy and paste this on to your profile. If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile. If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile. If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. 95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile! 90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile. 95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!! If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile. If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile YOUR REAL NAME: Emily 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emiizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kate Grove 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Dauemdau 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Shandy 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mruauva 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Edwina If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, obsessed elf, xVampirexBunnyx, Blitzwings Babe, Ratchet'sapprentice Sakura Needs to Die Because She Keeps Stealing the Uchiha's. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you think this is completely true! I aM rAnDoM i WaLk InTo DoOrS tHaT iS jUsT mE ThErE aRe CeRtAiN pEoPlE YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 8 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Blue 2, Name one person who made you smile today: Jordon Brown 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Playing with my cat 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Writing the 8th chapter of Unwanted Pleasure 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Lion bar 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? No. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Bollocks 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Toffee 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Cup of tea 10, Do you like your wallet? Not really. 11, What was the last thing you ate? Mr. Chews 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope. 13, The last sporting event you watched? Football 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Toffee 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My mum 16, Ever go camping? Yes. 17, Do you take vitamins daily? No. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? No, and I don't believe in God either. 19, Do you have a tan? Nope, still Lily white. 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? YES! Chinese is the best! 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Sometimes. 22, What did your last text message say? I'm bored. 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Exam. 25, Look to your left, what do you see? Sweets 26, What color is your watch? Don't have one. 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Hugh Jackman. 28, What is your birthstone? January Garnet 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Mostly go in. 30, What is your favorite number? 26 because that's the age of most of my OCs 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom. 32, Any plans today? Write fanfictions. 33, How many states have you lived in? One. England. 34, Biggest annoyance right now? My sister 35, Last song listened to? Telephone Lady GaGa. 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA I'm so damn good. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope! 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Black boots 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Not really 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Yeah. 41, Do you love anyone? If you're talking about a relationship then no. 42, Do any of your friends have children? Nope. 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? YES!! I'm not going to name names 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Sort of 46, What color is your car? I don't have a car...yet. 47, Do you like cats? yes I have seven 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Yes. Barricade. 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Where/what's that? 50, How did you get your worst scar? I let my sister shave my leg and she cut my calf open. l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l
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