Update: June 3, 2011-I'm sorry I haven't been online for a while. In between school, forgetting my password, and etc., I have finnally been able to log back on. Because of my forgetfullness, I have made another account called OneLOusyWriter, but it probably won't be used anymore. If you receive a review, DO NOT E-MAIL ME. Just send me a reply back on here. I will get back to you as soon as pie.

P.S. I WILL BE FINISHING the story "An Unwanted Enemy". Over the years, I have improved my writing skills a little bit and it might be revised slightly and reposted, but it WILL GET FINISHED. I know there is not a lot of reviews for it, but hey. People count, and what the people want, they shall have (at least for stories, anyway.)!

A NOTE OF THANKS

Well, I've been reading fanfiction for three years now, and it's starting to seem like I outread the writers. Ever since I came upon this site, I can never seem to stop reading, and I am so thankful to whoever created this gloriful sanctuary.

A FEW IMPORTANT TIPS

One of the most important things you need to know about me is: I only read slash. Ever since I was a preteen and watched my first yaoi, I've been hooked. The regular old Hentai just doesn't do it for me; it never has and never will.

The second most important thing you need to know about me is: I suck at writing. Some people might disagree, but I have read some INCREDIBLE writing in my day, and my stuff doesn't even come close.

The last really exceedingly, important thing you need to know about me is: I am a very fast reader. To some people this might not occur to be a big deal, but to authors this little bit of information is EXTREMELY important. I am a regular reviewer, but I do tend to get a wheeee bit inpatient with slow writers. Reading to me is an addiction; once I get some good story in my veins, I'm just waiting for my next fix. So if I can't get it fast enough in one place, I move on.

ABOUT ME

Likes:Yaoi and slash (Hey do you know what the difference between Yaoi and Slash is? Yaoi is more like in terms of anime and manga, where slash is more real life.), my slow as heck computer that sounds like a racehorse with a broken leg trying to win a race, popcorn, movies, The Boondocks, South Park, Slash, reading, writing reviews, dancing, authors who take request, and recess.

Dislikes: My Likes that would sound like dislikes to any sane, logical person. Any time I have to spend away from my beautiful crack giving computer, homophobes, snobs, rich people who flaunt it, bossy biaches, Bush, The Government, My family, Flames/ Flamers, people who discontinue stories without good reasons, haters, bashers, and school. Sounds about right for a teenager, doesn't it?

QUOTES AND OTHER STUFF

"Oh My God, they Killed Kenny!"

"Those Bastards!!"

--Stan and Kyle, various South Park Episodes

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

-Anonymous

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"Farting is shitting without the mess"

-George Carlin

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Never look down on someone, unless your helping them up.

-Anonymous

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Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls...

-The1Reviewer

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I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do to me? Kill me?"

-The1Reviewer

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Life is tough, get a helmet.

-Anonymous

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Love your childhood traumas, they formed your character.

-The1Reviewer

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"Honey, you've got to fold clothes."-mom

"Yep, the same way we've got to stop air pollution and the decreasing of our ozone layer; it'll happen eventually."-me

-Me and my mom

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"I'm kidnapping you to a movie, force-feeding you at a local restaurant, and am raping you at my place. Yes, I want to go on a date."

-'I'm afraid your diagnosed with a Case of love' by 'I Bought Earrings on Sale'

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I, Juniour, do solemly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

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