Um. Hello, there. I'm Delicious Poundcake! You can call me Poundcake. Because, uh, just calling me Delicious would be kind of disturbing. Unless, y'know, you like it like that. Insert suggestive eyebrow-wiggle here. :B

...OH GOD I THINK I JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.

(Also due to some recent confusion - I'M A GIRL OKAY. I THINK THE AVATAR CONFUSES PEOPLE SOMEWHAT. THAT OR I AM JUST ~MANLY~ OR SOMETHING OMG).

Story profiles~

Scars: Very introspective and utterly devoid of plot. But it's Gary-centric! EVERYONE LOVES GARY, AMIRITE?

Alternative Punishment: Thoroughly mind-scarring. I suggest recommending it to people that you don't like, then cackling insanely as you watch blood start gushing from their every orifice! It's fun for all the family!

Paper Trail: Originally an exercise in practicing the "voices" of different characters. Until I thought about it and realised that people don't necessarily write in the same way they would speak. Goddammit. Actually has a plot! Oh my gee!

Christmas Spirit: I wanted to write a Christmas fic. So, er, I did. GO, ME! Features Gary clothed in nothing but a towel. Oh bby.

Love and Marriage: Crack, but in-character crack. I think. Hopefully. Drunken shenanigans abound! Woo! Zomg! Etc!

Used: Written for Espanglish, who is awesomesauce. Edgar/Gary, less cracktacular than stuff I normally write. Er, and it nudges at the edges of that Teen rating a little. OH MAI!

Outdoor Pursuits: WIP. A plotbunny that wouldn't leave me alone, and writing it is easier than filing a restraining order. FILLED WITH GAYNESS. And MORE GAY. And people who are GAY IF YOU WANT TO READ INTO IT THAT WAY.

My deviantart: http:/// ...VISIT IT FOR CANIS CANEM-RELATED CAPSLOCK AND COMICS AND CRACK. AND OTHER THINGS BEGINNING WITH "C" I GUESS?

Annnnnd my elljay: http:/// I never update it, though. It's just where I dump things that don't belong on FFnet or DA (at the moment, a tutorial and some Sims 2 Bullworth uniforms. OH MAI GAAHD).