Name:Allison

French name:Alice

Vampire Name: Delilah

Japanese Name: Hide

Don't know why, but my guy name is: Deon

Cowgirl nickname: Aftershock

Cute nickname:Mooksiecuddlepoof

Superhero nickname:The Amazing Mailbox-Snowflake

Villain Nickname: Gogo No-Hair

Monster nickname: Big eye House Crasher

All-out-weird nickname:Gilbonzo-Fig-Cheesecake

Irish name:Aofe Mullengar O'looney

Age: you don't need to know

QUOTES

My Quotes:

"I don't know, that's why i'm asking you."

''I feel like cinderella!''

" I don't believe you!" (in a weird, squeaky, british accent)

Hollywood Quotes

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness!''-jack sparrow;potc3

''Jackie, I just heard the best piece of gossip. Eric Foreman has no school spirit!''-hyde ''I'm gonna tell everybody''-jackie ''Too late, I already did''-hyde-that 70's show

''Girl that always say what, say what!''-lily; hannah montana

'' These are the two faces of people in the know!''-chandler;friends

''This is redonkulous!''-ryan;true jackson

" I just wanted to tell you, the back o your head ridicalous!"-Darell "Thank you."-Evonne "Yay you are welcome!"-Evonne and Darell on Madtv Can i have your number sketch

" Oh, vonnie, vonnie, vonnie, don't be insecure girl. You gotta own that ponytail. WORK THAT UPDO!"-DARELL

"Sooo, I was wondering. Can I have yo numba? Can I have it?"-darell

" Where your boyfriend at? Where your boyfriend?" "Who?" "Your Boyfriend. Is he gettin you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin you Mike and Ikes? You like Mike and Ikes right? Is he heavy? Is he comin back? Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at?" -Darell and Evonne

" Ok. Alright. Thats cool. Thats cool. No i get it. You wanna like go through all the intracacies of Cinema. Yay, so you keep doin your thang. You know. Evonne Shally. My little Brie. Ok bye. Imma miss you though, imma miss you. Alright you enjoy your day girl.Take care. Alright. I lu you."-Darell

" Don't interrup'! Rude!"- Bonquiqui Madtv Bonquiqui King Burger sketch

"I will cuuut you!"-bonquiqui

"Securwity, securwity!"- Bonquiqui

"Welcome to King Burger, where we have yo way, but don't get crazay!"-bonquiqui

" Oh my gaw Lili, you so we not gon' be on Cops!"- (Melina shot the security camera)Lida Madtv Melina and Lida sketch "Robbed"

"Yoohoo! I'll make you famous!"- Billy the kid young guns 2

"I'm a school teacher fromthe city of New York!"- billy mocking Doc young guns 2

" Court ajourned!"- billy young guns

" How low can you Galapa-go!"- Bailey suite life on deck

" Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Bailey!"-cody suite life on deck

Fav Songs

Most of them- Demi Lovato

The Veronicas- Mother, Mother

Carrie Underwood-Cowboy Casanova

Movies-POTC(all),outsiders,Young Guns 1 and 2, and many more

Websites- Fanfiction.net(of course),,,

Books-Jack Sparrow series(duh!),ghost soldier,the outsiders,dare to be scared,and more

you want to vote Capt. Jack for president

you quote movies and/or books at random times.

You agree that Billabella sounds like ping-pong.

You support Sparrabella and Willabeth

you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth

you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean

your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense.

you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it.

you don't care what they all say! YOU ARE A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT!

you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you love Jesus and believe he saved you from your sins when he died on the cross, copy this onto your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!

If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks.

If you wish Elisabeth would just drop dead and leave Jack alone

If you think Hannah Montana is really and truly ridiculous and should just pull off that wig and give it up, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow

If you daydream 24/7

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull"

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people

If you're against animal cruelty (neglect, pet abuse, hunting overall),

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room,

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow

If you want to end the shipper wars of Pirates of the Caribbean

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more moth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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«'¨'•°Jack°•'¨'»

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Pete Wentz
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

(Put this on your profile if you agree and put your name on my list)Billabella, never, Sparabella, forever!Piratess Alli

If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is broken and Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will Turner is cool no matter if he's dry, wet, covered in sand, scarred, a blacksmith, a pirate, wearing silly hats, saving the woman he loves, and everything else that makes him Will Turner, copy this into your profile.

If you get offended every time somebody leaves the "Captain" out of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this if you hated it when Camp Rock, Hanna Montanna, and High School Musical took over numerous stores and kicking out most of the awesome Pirates stuff.

Now, Disney made the Pirates of the Caribbean films and it was a big success! If you love the POTC series and think that it will soon be a everlasting classic of Disney, copy and paste. (Places POTC among the ranks of my other favorite Disney movies; The Lion King, (This'll always be my number one. But POTC comes in a very close second.) Tarzan, Treasure Planet, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Aladin, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hurcules and Mulan.

Real talent was the Pirates of the Caribbean people. No talent at all was what started High School Musical. If you think that POTC beats HSM by a long shot, copy and past.

If YOU have (or wanted) a jar of dirt, copy and paste! XD

If you wish that you could be a part of Jack's crew and sail away with them and engage in their adventures,copy this onto your profile and put your name on my list,Piratess Alli,

If you hate critics who don't know what they're talking about, copy this onto your profile and, once again, put your name on my list. Piratess Alli

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something because your a girl,

If you have music in your soul

If you call James Norrington "Norrie/Norry",

God saw you getting tired
and a cure was not to be
So He put his arms around you
and whispered: Come to Me
With tearful eyes we watched you
snd saw you pass away
Although we loved you dearly
we could not make you stay
A golden heart stopped beating
hard, working hands at rest
God broke our hearts proving
He only takes the best.