An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: Tohru wants to make dinner. Kyo doesn't.

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :

So I got bored and this seemed like a fun idea. Gilbert has started an advice column in which the readers can ask him for advice. and other nations will also be coming to him for advice. this is probably gonna be endless... YAY for summary fail!

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

My last Halloween one-shot for this year! Gil goes to a costume party held by Feli and Mattie shows up in a sexy outfit and Gil wants him but, stuff happens and... yeah my summaries kinda suck... FLUFF!

This is a PruCan one shot. No one remembers Matthew Williams. Even his own father and brother forget his name. He can't live with that any longer. If only there was one person out there that did remember him...

CRACK. When three young arrancar girls think it's safe to be three young arrancar girls, they're world is turned upside down when Barragen begins to hit on them. Freak. OC crack-ish-ness. Enjoy. Inspired by Ke ha's DINOSAUR.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

Rule 1: You are playing The Game. Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. A bunch of drabbles of people losing The Game.

There was nothing more embarrassing than holding hands. GermanyxItaly

The Marauders always have enjoyed their status as rule-breakers. Sirius and Remus, however, are breaking rules of their own. Centered around the "Things I Will Not Do At Hogwarts" list.

30 ways to annoy Mello

L decides to buy everyone a Snuggie! What happens when Light arrives to find everyone, even Watari, wearing one? And what's the deal with everyone having a group mind! one-shot. WARNING: mentions of gang rape

Atticus ssings his own version of the song Fireflies by Owl City. This is a good song and this version is sad because Atticus trys to do something about the racism in Maycombe but is shot down.

There are five times in Fred Weasley's life in which he wishes he wasn't a twin.

A collection of songfics. R&R pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!

The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!

The war is over, and many have been lost. Harry convinces everyone left to get tattoos in memory of the dead.

Sometimes, love takes more than a first impression. Malec.

A curious fireman, a supposedly crazy nature-lover, and a late-blooming dandelion. Basically a scene from F451, told from Clarisse's point of view. Criticize it to bits if you dare--this is my first fanfic, so I'm sure you'll find plenty to hate about it.

Scorpius and Al decide to ruin Valentine's Day by pulling pranks on the happy couples. But when their pranks turn personal against each other, who will come out on top?

A look at the last part of The Host from Burns' point of view.

Inkdeath Spoilers: For those who were unsatisfied with Meggie's barely touched romance, and felt no closure at the end of the trilogy, this is for you. I couldn't handle it, so I wrote my own ending for her.

Ron's a junior, Ginny's a sophomore, and they're going back to Hogwarts High alone this year. Will they survive? The second installment to the story of a school with a weird name.

Mello, Matt and Near find another Death Note. Clearly, they have to tell L. This proves to be a lot harder than it sounds... but between the three of them? There's not much that could stop them. Hopefully. As long as they don't kill each other first.

COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.

Hilarious. Flat out hilarious. I wrote this for the Fiction Exam on Scribbling Quill, and it was popular enough i decided to post it here. PG for Snape rising from the dead and setting his hair on fire.

Every house has its secrets…