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 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Captive made it to the final round of voting (but no cigar) for The Indie TwiFic Awards (Summer 2009) in the following categories: Best Alternate Universe Complete It's a freakin' honor, and I am hugely grateful to everyone who nominated and voted for me, and to the people who put the awards together. Also, and I can't believe I never mentioned this, Captive was recommended by Limona on TLYDF here, and then she did a follow-up interview with me here. I was really chuffed. |
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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Dating Philosophy 101 by Poetgirl925 reviews
Felicity has a date, and Oliver realizes he knows very little about her personal life. But when he starts asking questions, he gets a little more information than he was expecting.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,406 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Savior by Lissa Bryan reviews
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6816 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5127 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Emotion by fragilewreck reviews
I was fine,perfectly fine in my booze paradise where I was dancing,laughing and singing without thinking how my life sucked,how I was feeling more alone and sad than I ever did even though there was someone holding me and kissing me and just…there ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,547 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Glass Doors by kissyfur reviews
AU/AH. We were forever, and no matter what, I knew I would always love her. But each decision we make carries consequences, and sometimes everybody must pay the price.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ephemeral by FallenFairytale reviews
"He looked much more real now than he had from my memories…strange that I had such perfect clarity now. And then, there was nothing, only a slight burning." What would happen if Bella killed herself after Edward left in New Moon? Kind of sad, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In the Twilight of My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
When you think you have nothing left to live for, what happens when you're given another chance? AU/AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Motorcycles by Pastiche Pen reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Day Is Brave by Kefe reviews
He taught her how to control her anger. He taught her how to love. He showed her the beautiful things life had to offer. In return, she made him feel complete. What she hadn't expected was that the most beautiful thing in life was him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6499 - Favs: 9,674 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6278 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19659 - Favs: 12,854 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Aurora Australis by IckyEcchi reviews
*Post-BD* On the cusp of adulthood Nessie is discovering that there's a lot more to the world then her family has let on. When a misunderstanding with Jacob spirals out of control will she be able to find a way to make it right? Or will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,311 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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Bringing Up Baby reviews
NO BABY, just newborn Bella dealing with the highs and lows of being a vampire and the youngest member of the Cullen family, with the help of her new siblings. And unlike in the books, she doesn't have an easy time of it. (AU, canon couples. Part of the "Captive" verse, but totally stands alone.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,570 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Condemned to Life reviews
One-shot (in two parts). He left her so she could live a happy, human life. How could everything have gone so horribly wrong? (NM AU, canon couples, and heartfail).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smooth Criminal reviews
An elusive, possessive thief with a dark side that runs deep. An FBI agent on a quest for answers that explain the mysterious bond they share. A web of manipulation and deceit extending far beyond the two of them. In a word, fireworks. AH, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Captive reviews
Convinced that allowing Bella to be changed into a vampire would be wrong, Edward resorts to drastic measures to keep her mortal - ultimately forcing Carlisle to intervene - and makes a few discoveries and learns a few of life's lessons along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,743 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting with Danger reviews
When Bella is unwilling to get rid of a dangerous habit picked up in the wake of his departure, Edward must step in and steer her away from a path that could easily lead to self-destruction. Whether she likes it or not, Bella will mend her ways.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
