Name: Shannon McKeown

Fav Color: Green

Inspirations: My life, Mark Twain, and Jonathon Swift

Contact: Find me on facebook under Mindlesschaos, its the same profile pic and everything. Like me and get new updates on my current story(s)

"Music is meant to be heard, not analyzed or even understood" -Some Asshole I Used To Be Engaged Too

About Me

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

I believe full heartedly that a person cannot be judged by how they describe themselves nor by how another describes them. The way I view myself is not how others view me, nor is others view the way I see myself. To truly know me you have to talk to me and draw your own conclusions. But if I must, I will describe myself the best I can.

I am a musician and a poet. I perceive the world in melody and verse and quite often my disciplines will reflect that. I live with a strong, unchanging moral compass and try my best to not diverge (too much) from my path. Though I have a strong and well defined set of beliefs, I am not so set in how I believe to shut out the world and contrasting views.

I love to discuss religion and contrasting theologies, as well as debate politics, conspiracy theories, and economics. One of my favorite hobbies is to hash out "What If" scenarios no matter how absurd the topic. Any topic is up for debate with me, and so long as you debate logically, and not childishly, I am happy to talk to you.

I am a forgiving person and a loyal friend. Sometimes too forgiving and loyal. For the most part a person can screw me over more than once and I will forgive them, so long as they offer me the same slack to falter and recover. You can talk to me about anything, and come to me with any problem, hell I've probably been there and can talk you through it. Not to paint an ideal picture, I have my fallacies. I am fairly neurotic in my temperament, while I'm pleasant natured most of the time, there are times when I don't speak or wont interact with the world. Don't worry, that's how I am.

As you can see, I'm not a cardboard box, or a dead bug on an etymologists shelf. I'm a person, and I have so many facets to my personality I couldn't cover them all with an encyclopedia. Feel free to talk to me, debate me, share poetry, whatever, I love talking to people. Though I come off as shy or standoffish, I love to talk.

One last thing . . .

TRUHMPEHHT!

Favorite Quotes

"Peace is only the absence of chaos." - Shannon McKeown

"Music is meant to be heard, not analyzed or even understood." -Some Asshole I Used To Be Engaged Too

"To conform is to fit society's idea of right, to not conform is to conform to the thought everyone is unique, this being the case, I'm going to be me, and no one can copy that dammit!"- Shannon McKeown

"Normal is only a sick perception concieved by idiots in suits and ties" - Shannon McKeown

”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”- Jonathon Swift - A Modest Proposal

"Nolite te bastardes carborundorrum (Latin- Don't let the bastards grind you down)" Margret Atwood's A Handmaid's Tale

Story Informatory

The Silent Avenger: A Shino Aburame Love Story- Okay, I have had fun writing this adventure story. The plot is relativly simple. After a nasty run in with Tenten, 17 year old Otsu Miyamoto is chastised by Shino, and in the same breath given a mission. Over the next few days, bits and pieces of Otsu's turbulent past are brought to light. When her enemy finds her, what is going to happen, and will Shino die? ShinoxOC. Rated M for hardcore chapters, and possible character death. As you peeps can see, I have a different summary, but this is about how the story goes. Complete

Triangular Dilemma- This is one of my all time favorite stories, it was also my first. Tenten and Shikamru walk in on a steamy get together between Neji and Ino. Feeling betrayed, Tenten and Shikamaru split them for questioning. What happens when the interrogation turns bloody? NejiXIno NejiXTenten ShikamaruX Ino. Rated M for Adult innuendo and possible character death. Complete

Emissary of Love- Gaara is now Kazekage, and is awaiting the emissary from Lady Tsunade. When the diplomat turnd to be his childhood crush, things get a little messy. GaaraXNeji. Oneshot. Rated M for Graphic Yaoi. Complete

Death and Reunion- After a mysterious scroll appears on Lady Tsunade's desk, she assigns a mission to Neji and Sasuke to destroy it. During the mission however, the two rivals minds become permanatly merged, creating a telepthic link and making previously hidden thoughts available to each other. This new link interests the akatsuki, causing problems for the newly made friends. NejiXSasuke, ItachiXHidan. Rated M for language, graphic yaoi. Will Resume Soon

Tomorrow Unknown - Naruto and Hinata are teenagers at Konoha High in Tokyo Japan. Hinata is your average straight A school girl and Naruto is far from the model student. Both children come from turbulent pasts and when they meet, will they fix eachothers broken selves, or will their relationship ultimately break them both? Naru-Hina other pairings. Rated M for mature themes including Language, Rape, Lemon, Gangs, Violence. In Progress

My Hobbies:

1. Playing my trumpet

2.Writing books, poetry, music, and fanfiction

3. Chilling with the losers that still call me "friend"

4. Meditating

5. Um, whatever I consider to be fun at the moment I'm doing it.

My Favorite Naruto Characters:

1. Neji Hyuga

2. Shino Aburame

3. Temari no Subaku

4. Gaara no Sabaku

5. Shikamaru

6. Gekko Hayate

7. Rock Lee

8. Kakashi Hatake

My Least Favorite Characters:

1. Sakura

2. Ino

3.Gai (He scares me!!)

4. Baki (he killed Gekko!!)

These are people I belive went above and beyond the call for fanfiction and have written a truly spectacular piece of work.

Honorable Mentions:

tranquilwriter- Possesion

Corvin- Dark Diary

SiriusReborn- Broken Helix

Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki- No More Tears From the Broken Child

jesawicked- Behind Cell Block Thirteen

Herald-MageAnduli- Eternal