Hinata and Shino ground their teeth together silently. They shit each other knowing looks as they took a good lead. You see, team 8 had spent the night at a hotel last night. Kurenai suggested that they watch Rocky Horror Picture Show. Shino thought the movie was stupid, Hinata was scarred for life, and Kiba loved it, laughing his ass off like a hyena. Shino and Hinata separated themselves form Kiba and Kurenai for a good reason.
"It's astounding! Time is fleeting! Madness takes it's toll! But listen closely," Kiba belted out, out of tune.
"Not for very much longer!" Kurenai sang proudly (she can't carry a tune in a bucket)
"I've got to keep control.." Kiba again.
Hinata and Shino had separated from the duet right before they hit the chorus.
"I REMEMBER DOIN' THE TIME WARP! DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN…"
"THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME"
And together…with dramatic poses…"AND THE VOID WOULD BE CALLING:"
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!"
But as they hit the next part, Hinata and Shino had to suppress the giggles and chuckles as Kiba and Kurenai started to dance. They all stopped and met up in one spot. Why not? It was amusing after all!
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
"Take it away Shino!" Shouted Kiba.
Shino knew he wasn't gonna get out of it. Kiba knew that Shino would hurt him if told anyone.
"It's just a jump to the left…." he deadpanned.
Then Kiba and Kurenai took it from there, dancing like idiots.
"AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-I-IGHT!"
"Shino…."
He growled. "Put your hands on your hips…" He was not enjoying taking part of this.
"AND BEND YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IME! BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST THAT'LL DRIVE YOU IN SA-A-A-A-A-A-ANE! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
"Let's not…."
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
It was at this point that Kiba threw his hand up in the air. Kiba was also the one who was carrying the package that they were to deliver. It flew up in the air, and was coming down right in the middle of all of them. Kurenai used some handsigns, but messed up the last one, because the sight she saw shocked her. All three of her genin dove for it, and all three smashed heads together. And to top it off, her screwed up jutsu hit them. She had no idea what was going to happen to them, but all three were unconscious. She retrieved the package. Shino had managed to grab it, before getting knocked out by his teammates. Who were knocked out by each other.
"Well, this is gonna be hard to explain to Lady Hokage." Kurenai said to herself.
She pocketed the small package and had Akamaru help her drag the squad into the security of bushes. Akamaru was getting bigger, he's too big for Kiba's head, but rides around on his shoulder now. She took off and went to complete the mission. Nothing in the world could have prepared her for what awaited her upon her return.
So what do think? It's a cliffy I know. But I if I get some reviews, I'll update and see why Kurenai is freaked out. This is not the average Team 8 fic, and it's not a songfic. It was just a comical entrance to the stroy.