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Joined 10-24-08, id: 1724278, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 17 stories for iCarly.

Stuff about me:

Age: 15

Likes: music, singing, writing, dancing, acting crazy.

Dislikes: homework, school, being grounded!, stupid tv shows and movies.

Shows I like: iCarly, Hannah Montana, Zoey 101, Victorious.

Shows I don't like: Stupid cartoons.

Hair color: Purple

Eye color: Green

Height: Probably about 5" ...

Weight: I think about 7 or 8 stone.

Do you wear glasses or don't say yes or no: No I don't.

Movies I like: Paranormal Activity, anything scary. Fred the movie always gets me laughing. Cyberbully, such an amazing film! The proposal

Bands I like: Kelly Clarkson, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Jennette Mccurdy, Miranda Cosgrove, Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jonas Brothers.

Bands/music I don't like: I like them all really, but mainly hate Slipknot.

Foods I like: Ice cream and Chocolate. Also a big fan of fruit and toffee apples.

I am in California. Where I was born, I'm a Cali girl(;!

My Fave Actors: Nathan Kress, Noah Munck, Mitchel Musso, Jerry Trainor, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas.

My Fave Actress: Jennette McCurdy. (She's at the very top). I also like Miranda Cosgrove, Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are also cool.

My Fave Colors: Blue, Pink, Purple, Red, all different really.

My Fave Shoe Type: Converse.

My Fave Shippings from shows: Seddie Sam and Freddie from iCarly, Coey Chase and Zoey from Zoey 101, Cibby Carly and Gibby from iCarly, Lackson Lilly and Jackson from Hannah Montana and also Moliver, Miley and Oliver from Hannah Montana, Lilly and Joe, Miley and Nick, Lilly and Nick, Ashley and Kevin.

Worst Subject in School: Maths. I'm really bad at it. Although, I am getting better. I actually understand fractions now, which if you know me is an amazing accomplishment!

List 12 characters from any fandom!

1. Miley
2. Oliver
3. Nick
4. Lilly
5. Joe
6. Kevin
7. Jackson
8. Robby Ray
9. Stella
10. Macy
11. Traci
12. Jesse

1) Have you ever read a 8/11 fanfic before?

Robby Ray&Traci: NO!

2) Do you think 9 is hot? How hot?

Stella: No! She's pretty though.

3) What would happen if 12 got 6 pregnat?

Jesse&Kev Not possible.

4) Do you recall any fics about 3?

Nick yeah!

5) Would 7 and 10 make a good couple?

Macy&Jackson - Maybe.

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

Joe/Stella and Joe/Macy: I prefer Loe, but Joe/Stella.

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 8 and 1 kissing?

Jackson walked in on Robby Ray&Miley kissing: I'd like to think he'd cry and pass out.

8) Make a summary for a 4/10 fic.

Lilly&Macy: Lilly's in a competition. Not a skateboarding competition. A competition to win Nick's girls heart.

9) Is there any such thing as 1/11 fluff?

Miley&Traci It would be gross.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Jackson&Jesse: Stay away from my sister.

11) If you wrote a song fic about 5, which song would you choose?

Joe: Erm, dumb love;)

12) If you wrote a 3/6/11 fic, what would the warning be?

Nick/Kevin/Traci: WARNING; brother hate!

13) When was the last time you read a fic about 10?

Macy: Never read one. Writing one of my own which she stars in though.

14) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 5. 1 broken-hearted, kisses 11 and has a brief unhappy affair with 7, then follows the wise advice of 2 and finds true love with 8"

Miley and Stella are in a happy relationship until Stella runs off with Joe. Miley broken-hearted, kisses Traci and has a brief unhappy affair with Jackson, then follows the wise advice of Oliver and finds true love with Robby Ray.

What title would you give this fic?

Incest Love

15) How would you feel if 7/8 was a canon?

Jackson and Robby Ray: Incest.

16) Do any of your favorite authors write about 11?

Traci: No

17) What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Macy&Oliver: "So I hear your a fan of the Jonas Brothers. You know, I love them"

18) What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Miley: I'd be like make me famous!

19) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Nick: Kiss him.

20) Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Lilly&Stella: SCREAM!

21) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Joe: Anything he wanted me to;)

22) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Kevin: Wake him up.

23) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Jackson: EEEEEEEP! Miley's part of my family!

24) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Robby Ray: :o

25) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Stella: Stella wouldn't do that.

26) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Macy: Ask her why.

27) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Miley: Get me a bodyguard

28) Its your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Nick: Write me a song!

29) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Lilly: Save me!

30) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Joe: Hug me, kiss me.

31) You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Macy&Miley: Okay first, I would never marry Missy. Hopefully Miley would stop me.

32) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Jackson: Let me meet Miley.

33) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Stella: Create me a whole new outfit.

34) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Macy: Laugh with me

35) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Miley: Obviously she wouldn't be all I've dreamed of, but if she was it would be because she's an amazing singer! One of my idols!

36) Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Oliver&Stella: Set them up

37) You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Nick: Ooh yey! Dating Nick:D. And of course! I bet his family is great! Especially Frankie, Joe and Kev!

38) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Joe&Kevin: God, I hope not!

39) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Kevin: Talk to him.

40) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Jackson: Tell him to take a picture.

41) Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Robby Ray: Get out there! Start dating.

42) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Stella: I don't swing that way!

43) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Macy&Miley: Scream and faint.

44) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Nick&Lilly: What the HELL is happening?

45) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Miley&Kev: No

46) Would 2 trust 5?

Oliver&Joe: Yes.

47) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Lilly&Macy: Poking war!

48) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Miley&Joe: Music

49) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Kev&Nick: Blue cookies.

Questions not usually asked:

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes.. They are free.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Uh..

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Not really..

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear...

8: Do you have freckles? Not really

9: Do you always smile for pictures? No

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Slow people

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? No

13: What about pooped in the woods? No

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Shamefully, yes.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Sometimes.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? None

17: What size is your bed? Double

18: What is your Song of the week? Generation Love by Jennette McCurdy

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Only Spongebob and that, but not really

21: Whats your least favorite movie? Twilight.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Back garden

23: What do you drink with dinner? Coke

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing or Tomato Sauce

25: What is your favorite food? Cheeseburgers or Southern Fried Chicken

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Bestplayer, Minor Details, Inbetweeners Movie, Bridesmaids, Horrible Bosses etc.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My mom?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Like 7 or 8 years ago?

31: Can you change the oil on a car? No

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No

33: Ever ran out of gas? No

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Cheese&Pickle

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Erm, I can't have milk to early because I'll feel sick. So, Toast.

36: What is your usual bedtime? School night, no later than eleven. When it's summer, winter or spring break then anytime really.

37: Are you lazy? Yes

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A witch:$

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Ox

40: How many languages can you speak? Three. English, French&some Italian.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? what?

43: Are you stubborn? Yes

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? What?

45: Ever watch soap operas? All the time

46: Are you afraid of heights? Yes

47: Do you sing in the car? Yes

48: Do you sing in the shower? Yes

49: Do you dance in the car? Not really

50: Ever used a gun? No

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? When I was like 3

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? No

53: Is Christmas stressful? Not really

54: Ever eat a pierogi? A what?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A beautiful princess:$ or a Model..

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Dunno, kinda fuzzy on it.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes

59: Take a vitamin daily? Eh

60: Wear slippers? Yes

61: Wear a bath robe? No

62: What do you wear to bed? Jeans. JOKES! Erm, pajama shorts or trousers with a tank top

63: First concert? Beyonce

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target

65: Nike or Adidas? Nike

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts..

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No

69: Ever take dance lessons? No

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I Don't think so

71: Can you curl your tongue? Yup

72: Ever won a spelling bee? No

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes:L

74: Own any record albums? No

75: Own a record player? No

76: Regularly burn incense? What:s?

77: Ever been in love? Nope...

78: Who would you like to see in concert? Jennette McCurdy and Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies!

79: What was the last concert you saw? Beyonce

80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea

81: Tea or coffee? Coffee

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar

83: Can you swim well? No, I can't swim.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85: Are you patient? Not really

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

87: Ever won a contest? Yes

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No

89: Which are better black or green olives? Neither

90: Can you knit or crochet? No

91: Best room for a fireplace? Living room

92: Do you want to get married? I'm in the middle, I want the big wedding but I like the thought of never being married.

93: If married, how long have you been married? not married

94: Who was your HS crush? Can't remember...

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Not really

96: Do you have kids? No

97: Do you want kids? I do&don't, I'm in the middle again.

98: Whats your favorite color? Blue&Red

99:Do you miss anyone right now? No

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IGoodbye by Friends4ever55 reviews
What if Carly and Freddie were dating? And Sam was the one to say Goodbye? Can someone stop her and bring her home? Or will she leave and not return? Takes place after their high school graduation. Ages 19ish! Please read and Review! SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,289 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Life as a Teenage Mermaid by kittyprincess51210 reviews
Emma, Rikki, and Cleo had been through a lot since sprouting into mermaids-they were almost discovered, dealed with the devilish Charlotte, and soon it's becoming clear that their parents won't be in the dark for long. Will they finally come clean?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009
Words can hurt by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
"This is the real Taylor Hillridge, and I don't see why every one hates me so much… But, maybe I do… cause how I hate me too… and right now, I don't see the reason for trying… for talking… or for breathing… I'm just done…"
Cyberbully - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
H2o Season 4 Complications by EpicFantasyStories reviews
What happens when emma comes back from her trip around the world? Will zane and rikki get back together? Who gets married? And who comes back to make Bella, Emma, cleo and rikki's life hell? Someone they never thought they would ever see again?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Rikki C., Zane B. - Complete
The Courtship Of Nathan's Father by Moviepal reviews
Newly edited and added on to! After a bad breakup with Sam,Freddie returs ten years later a widower with three year old Nathan. Carly decides to get Nathan a new mom, hopefully a blonde, blue eyed one!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
20 years later by vstarlightwolf reviews
The mermaids have gone seperate ways. What happens if their daughters reconnect after 20 years? Will they find out about their parents biggest secrets? Will they be able to reunite them? set 20 years after season 3, the story is better than the summary!
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,036 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011
Peaceful Waters by Avatar Rikki reviews
Everything is peaceful on the Gold Coast till a turn of events brings their world upside down. Join Rikki, Emma, Cleo, Lewis and others on this epic journey to keep the peace. TRAILER INSIDE! Rating may change! Pretend like Season 3 never happened.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Rikki C. - Complete
24 Hours by Gabsikle reviews
After Gibby and Tasha break up, Sam comes up with a plan to take his mind off things. In the span of 24 hours, things change between Sam, Freddie, Carly, and Gibby. They learn things about themselves and each other, and most of all, have fun. Seddie/Cibby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,289 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
H20: A new trio is here : by Eloise Lawrence reviews
Rikki Chadwick is the new girl to The Gold Coast. How will she cope?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
iCry by BeautifulxxDisasterx reviews
Sam Puckett doesn't care. About absolutely anything. And she certainly doesn't cry. At least, that's what she makes everyone believe. Seddie Oneshot
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iLove Windows by Fictions of Legends reviews
Carly, Freddie, and Sam, now in college live together in a small apartment. Oh no…Freddie and Sam live together? What chaos will ensue? Based off of the music video for the song, “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Call For Help by Nature9000 reviews
At twenty three, Freddie's best friend says he should think of something other than Sam, who he lost contact with and convinces him to go to the brothel that's been calling him for two years. Only soon, he finds it was a cry for help from an old friend.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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17 Going On 30 reviews
Sam gets the worst birthday gift ever and she has to prepare, as it will change her life forever. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iAm a Father reviews
Freddie had a wife and a son. He caught his wife cheating on him, and now with his son, he is back in Seattle. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,703 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iDate You reviews
Carly's devastated that Sam and Freddie are dating, so she decides to do something about it. But, will more than one heart end up broken?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
i21 reviews
Sam turns 21 and Freddie isn't there to wish her happy birthday..
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iAvoid reviews
"We have plenty of time" "How long are you going to put this off?" "Do you even want to marry me anymore?" "Forget it. I'm outta here" She slumps up against the door frame, letting the salty water emerge from her eyes
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iHeard You reviews
Sam overhears Mrs. Benson trying to bribe Freddie to break up with her. iCan't take it. Seddie fluff.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iLove You reviews
Christmas Seddie one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iAm Who I Am reviews
Sam and Freddie have a problem to deal with. There's son is gay. One-Shot. Features Who You Are - Jessie J
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iBestChristmasEver reviews
it's christmas, one of my very first christmas seddie stories. Lots more to come! Freddie, Sam and Carly get a big surprise! One-Shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iGet Married reviews
Sam and Freddie tie the knot! One-SHOT!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iObject reviews
It's been two years since Sam was in Seattle. She was dating Freddie and he proposed and she declined and ran away. Now she's back and Carly and Freddie are getting married, what will she do? Major Seddie, Small Creddie and Implied Cibby. One-Shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iDo:Alternative reviews
What if Carly didn't sing in iDo? What if it was Sam? Seddie Friendship! One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iFreddie reviews
Freddie is in a bad car crash..
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDance reviews
Sam teaches Freddie how to dance.. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGraduation reviews
It's graduation for Carly, Sam and Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iPropose reviews
A short drabble on how Freddie proposes.. SEDDIE! Of course.. and small implied Cibby.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iProm reviews
It's prom at ridgeway.. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.