Lydia is dying, and though she is ready to go, her father isn't so sure he is ready to let his little girl go to where he can't follow. Is he willing to strike a deal with a certain Ghost with the Most, or allow a greater evil to take Lydia's soul.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Loki seeks a woman to satisfy those needs of the physical sort. He cannot satisfy himself fully with that of an Asgardian woman. He does not crave to be dominated, he does not want an equal match in physicality. No, Loki wants a woman that will subjugate to him, and only him. Loki wants a woman to rule, to own, to ruin. He can only find her on the feeble planet... On Earth.

Will it end in disaster, or will Ralph finally realize his dream of fisting an ant?

A decade after the movies (but set in our modern times) Buddy Pine and Invisigirl meet face to face in a rather interesting circumstances, a heist. But nothing is what it seems. Because a wise rabbit will have at least three borrows.

Violet Parr is a superhero who outwardly seems very confident. The only thing she can tell the terrible secrets that are eating her alive is her journal. Is the journal enough to help her heal the trauma? Please read the note for the first chapter.

Seven Years pass since Syndrome's death, and Violet is all grown up now making it out as her own hero. But when she's given her first special mission she finds that Syndrome is all very alive and well. Will she be able to defeat him again? {DISCONTINUED}

Set before the film. "You of all people should know that we have discontinued that program." What was the cause for Megamind canceling the frequent kidnapping card program and how did it start in the first place? These questions and more will be answered here and now!

To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.

This is just a little sweet ramble that Snape was thinking about. It's the story of a winter night at Hogwarts between the two of them before they stopped being friends. Warning *Total fluff* :)

"..Yet another thing to add to my ever growing list of weird things that I had to deal with. So far, it consisted of the ice girl conspiracy, awkward conversations with Warren Peace, an ambiguous note, and now my mother's strange reactions to a perfectly normal question." Sky High would be something she would never forget. www. youtube. com/ watch?v equals sign DcGXrVdbzkY

"Are you scared Violet?" It was obvious. Was it even a question? The girl was petrified! For mature readers only, dark theme, including rape. Synlet, one-shot.

The tale of mr. slenderman is a heatwarming yet blood thirsty battle of a quest to break insanity among the world of a small child and her big sister june, when the meet a faceless demon forced among living, stealing souls.

She didn't care what they said. She was in love with him. Whether it was the disapproval of the Townsville citizens or her own family, she was never giving him up. Ace x Buttercup Songfic!

Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM

What if this were Buddy AKA Syndrome's final words.

Admit it, Princess, you love the way I lie. Exceedingly dark ZelGan oneshot.

This is a Synlet oneshot that I wrote for a friend of mine and it got a little out of hand. But I thought people might enjoy the steamy version as well as the clean one which I will also post- you decide.

Six years later, Sarah finds herself back in the Labyrinth. Only she wasn't the one who wished her there. **Rating moved to M for Chapter 12. Reader discretion advised.

Penny and Sheldon are walking down the street when it starts to rain. A shared umbrella makes Penny start to think of 'What if'

Sarah finds out she is pregnant, but unsure as to how it was possible, her father and stepmother disown her claiming she is a bad influence on her younger brother Toby and a whole new life starts unfolding in front of her. LEMON in later chapters.

Third and final Kink MEME request: Penny has been Sheldon's co-worker for 2 years, and she's secretly in love with him. They're good friends, despite their differences - Sheldon's idiosyncrasies vs. Penny's carefree lifestyle.

Mr Darcy must set the world right after Wickham perpetrates the one crime that cannot be forgiven. Warning: Very dark, violent, death.

Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.

Sarah's been a naughty girl and Jareth finally makes her pay. Rated M for a reason. Formatting has been fixed.

Ganondorf decides to take a new path to power, by stealing the Princess' heart. Ganondorf x Zelda , set before the events of Twilight Princess. Rated for safety.

Altair has many secrets, ones that only his wife and Malik know about. His adventures go from finding his family, to helping Desmond and the modern Brotherhood, to saving the Assassins from complete destruction. Events are set in motion that neither Altair nor his descendants can change. Secrets are revealed. Hearts are healed and broken. The fight for the Creed begins here.

The story follows the life of Bec, a young female Slasher who falls hopelessly in love. Will her parents approve this? -CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN-

When Hermione is brought as a prisoner to Malfoy Manor, a broken man finds tender comfort in the unusual task she is ordered to perform. LM/HG Probably the story I am most pleased with of all I've written.

A girl suffers trauma to her temporal lobe. The result: no fear. 1000 words per drabble. Prompt Submissions CLOSED.

For Frederick C. Krueger, Hell is Stagnation. Luckily, it only takes one of three things to wake him up: a dream, a name, or a drop of blood. Squint for romantic? subtext. Oneshot.

We hope to see you again." Nurse Joy says that to every trainer. But why does she hope that trainers and their Pokemon return to the Pokemon Center, when they often only visit because they're horribly injured? There's a reason...

Oneshot. Ace and Buttercup friendship, mention of Butch x Buttercup - Perhaps, just perhaps, something good can come out of being beaten and abadoned in the dumps by a jerk boyfriend. Perhaps, just perhaps, enemies aren't really bad company

Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.

Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.

Link thinks his stay in another town is like any other. Of course, he's been followed and meets a new member in his room. Not completely unwelcome, it turns out.DarkLinkxLink. Yaoi. KIND OF GRAPHIC! WarnedYou.

A lovers' quarrel on a rainy day. Only with rockets. Synlet. Heed the Rating.

COMPLETE! Chapter 20 is up. The apprentice is revealed. please read and review.

A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.

Seven years of pent up lust for her fiance makes Zelda finally snap--Zelda/Ganondorf LEMON AU

Clutz girl meet sparkly vampire..gets in a fight with Chuck Norris and the rest is history.

Taming of the Shrew" Zelda x Ganondorf style. Insanity ensues.

Does he ever do anything but stare?

During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.