FauxGateauhide bio
 Poll: I Shot the Sheriff. I'm already working on the next part. Just out of curiosity are you hoping for a happy ending or sad ending? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars. I Shot the Sherrif - Again, a one shot drabble that got alot of attention and prompted me to continue it. Everything is down to chance with this fic. I use a coin to decide which route to take. Working on Part 9 - which is probably the final chapter. Prowl/Jazz ON HOLD Its Oh So Quiet - Got hit with this idea while I was bored. Working on part 3. Most likely to have some Prowl/Jazz fluff later. COMPLETE (or are they?) Even Prowl has a Sense of Humour Sideswipes New Toy PAIRINGS Jazz/Prowl (These two still give me the warm and fuzzies) Skywarp/Thundercracker (Theres more but mostly interchangeable. These two are my faves) Quotes "I refuse to regret this...but I both rue and lament it" - Fry |
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TF:A Reprogramming by Deathcomes4u reviews
They never really saw Bumblebee's inability to cause real damage as a bad thing. Until none of them were there to save the over-brave but defenceless little mech from a fate too horrible to imagine. Torture, rape, Bee/Shockwave, eventual BeexProwl.V DARK!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 337,579 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
Let Me Hear You Whisper by Scancrasher reviews
At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,741 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Good Kind of Wrong by Raelien reviews
TFP, Breakdown/Knock Out - Breakdown's had a thing for his partner for a long time, but he's okay with nothing coming of it. That is, until Knock Out, severely over-energized, becomes determined to make his life difficult. Kink meme response fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
The Pros and Cons of Rivet Duty by Scancrasher reviews
Why DID Rewind have those discs? There is more to his story than he's told Rodimus. It involves Chromedome's past, and his silence is key to the healing process in Chromedome's future. When Rewind decides to keep mum in order to protect Chromedome, the mnemosurgeon is grateful. Very, very, VERY grateful. Slight spoilers for MTMTE #6. Chromedome/Rewind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Chromedome, Rewind
The Voice by Darkeyes17 reviews
PWP human/holo, set somewhere between ROTF and DOTM. Sam has a serious thing for Optimus's voice. So why does a very handsome stranger have that voice? M for a reason and slashy. NOW WITH 2nd CHAPTER!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Intense by vericus reviews
There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sky and Ground by antepathy reviews
Slashy robot slashiness. An angsty little miniseries of my OTP: Barricade/Skywarp. Bayverse slightly AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 119,753 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Barricade, Skywarp - Complete
Kite Strings and Sealing Compound by Lurkerlynne reviews
What would it take for Starscream to leave the Decepticons? A repost version of my story
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Starscream
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Power Struggles by mira-miele reviews
Hound was Trailbreaker's friend before he was Mirage's lover. Too bad nobody taught them to play nice. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Mirage, Trailbreaker
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
I'll Take Care of Ya by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1 Jazz needs some loven' and will do anything to get it. Even jump Prowl in the shower. Warning! Prowl x Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rising by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Comfort Level by Fayola reviews
Jazz was a very patient mech, but sometimes enough is enough. quick little ProwlxJazz one-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Number of Twins by TOONSRULE reviews
A whole bunch of one shots featuring our favorite Autobot twins. Rating will change and be announced at the beginning of each chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Fluoxetine Hydrochloride by Lament of Meow reviews
Ratchet's feeling a bit depressed after the hardships of being a war-medic get to be too much for him. The Twins try and find a way to help him out of his funk. Ratchet/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Thunderstorm by TaintedTamer reviews
Prowl returns late from a mission during a nasty thunderstorm, but the lightning isn't the only thing sparking tonight. ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Making a Move by Hunting Osprey reviews
Jazz and Prowl have danced around their feelings and each other for centuries, an overheard conversation prompts Prowl to end the dance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Frailty of Gods by Red Wasabi reviews
What revelation could be so awful that it would cause Bluestreak to stop speaking?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Not Like This by ChioneTheMetroid reviews
Cars aren't supposed to die like this.Then again, not every car is a Decepticon.Oneshot drabble that just came to my head. M for language.R&R greatly appreciated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Gravity by Nightwind reviews
G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
No Longer Mourn by Tirya King reviews
G1. All too late, one realizes the impact his best friend had on his life. Saying goodbye is never easy. Especially when you've never had to before. Or thought you'd have to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Moving On by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) In the closing chapter of the Trilogy, Jazz and some of the surviving Autobots deal with the consequences of the 2005 attack at Autobot City and the Battle with Unicron. Part Three of The Jazz Trilogy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2004
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2004
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I shot the Sheriff reviews
When Jazz wakes up to Starscreams taunts he feels his world fall apart. But is the seeker telling the truth? Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008
Its Oh So Quiet reviews
Its a normal day in the Ark, until a little Wheeljack assisted explosion causes some trouble. Eventual Jazz/Prowl fluff probably.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jazz
Sideswipes New Toy reviews
Sideswipe is impressed with a small human toy, which he recreates to cause havoc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Even Prowl has a Sence of Humour reviews
PJ Drabble. The aftermath of a night under the influence of Sideswipes Highgrade. A certain saboteur learns that theres more to Prowl then he originaly thought. Warning, Slash - Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
