Name: My name is I'm totally obsessed with Twilight and that's all you'll ever know
Age: 258 years old, minus 240 years ;)
Country: Belgium, I hate it. It's invaded with werewolves and I only want vampires!
Music: All sorts of music, my fave artist is Sarah Mclachlan. But I listen to everything!

Things I took from other people's profiles:

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
STEROTYPES ARE SHIT AND POINTLESS...PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU AGREE
Don't you hate how your always expected to forgive and forget?
The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus
Normal people worry me
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and says sorry
You're a great freind, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm triping you
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than i am
I used up all my sick days...so i called in dead

it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

In Bold all the things you are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'mATHEISTsoIMUSThatetheworld.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (don't take them anymore, just for information)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does Carlisle Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (does it count when you're christian but don't believe in god?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice, Bichonluvr, swimluver, Squishfie, Randomenated-Cullen, sweetcrimefighter

Copy and bold those that apply to you.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6 (ouch, that hurts, because I actually am a girl. Ha well, I'll get over it.)

THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME:

What is on your bed right now? euh, I sleep on the couch...,

When was the last time you threw up? last week, which is really unusual cause I almost never throw up

What's your favorite word or phrase? Fuck.

Name 3 people who made you smile today? My dad, my mom and my cat (hey, I count that as a person too ;)-)

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping, DUH!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction, what else?!

What is your favorite holiday? Ugh, I hate holidays, too comercial!

Have you ever been to another country? Yep, Germany and Italy

What is the last thing you said aloud? Thank You.

What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water, that's right, I'm a fish!

What are you wearing right now? jeans and a long sleeved sweater

What was the last thing you ate? Euh, a sandwich with cheese, salad and mayonaise

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope!

When was the last time you ran? Beats me!

What's the last sporting event you watched? Some wheeler event, don't know

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? America, anwhere in America.

Ever go camping? Nope

Do you have a tan? No, I don't tan, I hate the sun

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? Nope

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Sometimes ;)

Do you drink your soda from a straw? Depends what mood I'm in

What did your last text message say? Looking for a job? Call this number...

Are you someone's best friend? IDK, I used to be, not sure anymore.

What are you doing tomorrow? Nothing, Nothing and more nothing,...!!

Where is your mom right now? with my dad, out for a drink.

Look to your left, what do you see? mirror cabinet

What color is your watch? don't have one

What do you think of when you think of Australia? Skippy the bush kangaroo!

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Yep, scares the hell out of me each time.

What is your birthstone? Euh, no idea

Do you have a dog? Yes, two

Last person you talked to on the phone? A work person calling to see if I still needed a job

Any plans today? Nope, I always make it up as I go

Are you happy? Bored to death!

Where are you right now? Living Room

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Hmm, life itself?

Last song listened to? Vindicated

Last movie you saw? Die Hard 4.0

Are you allergic to anything? Yes, sunlight! Ughh, I hate sun!

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? ask Alice Cullen, I'm not a shoes person

Are you jealous of anyone? Yes, everyone with a job!

Are you married? Nope

Is anyone jealous of you? IDK, as Edward Cullen, he can read people's minds, not me!

Do any of your friends have children? My best friend or whatever she is to me now is pregnant, yay!

Do you eat healthy? Hell no! I eat whatever I want.

What do you usually do during the day? Read FanFic or write FanFic or make music videos

Do you hate anyone right now? Yes, I am very much hated where I live, have been this way since I was a baby.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Nah, why would I?

How many kids do you want when you're older? I have no freakin' idea.

You know your obsessed with the Twilight Saga when...
you spend countless hours on fanfiction
you quote the book in everyday conversation
you spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks
you will name your first born, boy/girl, after a character
you put on white makeup and purple eyes shadow and
then go out in public...and even hiss at strangers
you downloaded "Clair De Lune"
you casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd
you are afraid of dance studios

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight. I like beginnings. Breaking Dawn is close second.

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight (10hours) New Moon (15 day) Eclipse (2 nights of 7 hours) Breaking Dawn (2 nights of 9 hours)

Who introduced you to the books?

The movie, duh!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought all of them. I have Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse in Dutch (Breaking Dawn hasn't come out yet) and I have the entire Twilight Saga box in English, I special ordered it ;)

What's your dream ending to the series?

The same as the actual ending, so sweet and just how I wanted it to be

Favorites:

The Bella/Edward relationship throughout the books, Emmet's funny qoutes and the Bella/Edward/Jacob triangle in Eclipse, that was so funny!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward and Alice tie.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Set and Jacob tie, I like Leah a lot too, especially after Breaking Dawn.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Edwards quote from Eclipse, "I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart--I've left it with you." Page 95.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Twilight when they are in the meadow. The proposal and when Bella lets Edward see her mind at the end of Breaking Dawn.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Bella punching him in the face. I laughed so hard I thought I was dying!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice comes back in New Moon, that warmed my heart.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Hmm, the battle during Eclipse and the stand-off in Breaking Dawn.

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon, it's a beautiful cover.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Definately! Maybe even my all time faves! I'm so addicted

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight.

New Moon or Eclipse?

Hmm, I can't decide. I love them both

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight. It's my fave of the bunch, but I love Eclipse as well. It's a great book

Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?

Breaking Dawn movie, because I don't think SM will ever finish Midnight Sun, sadly. So I have no hopes on a fifth book, but I still hope for the movie.

Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun. Twilight already came out, not a choice at all.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn Movie?

Breaking Dawn Movie. Twilight's already out as stated previously.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward! I love Jacob, but Edward is meant to be with Bella!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Hard one, Bella, I think.

Bella or Jacob?

Bella. Love Jacob, but I'd choose Bella over him any day

Bella or Alice?

Ah, now that's hard. I don't know, can't decide. I love Alice!

Alice or Jacob?

ALICE! She rocks!

Rosalie or Alice?

Ugh, another hard one, I can't decide

Jasper or Alice?

Again, hard, but Alice.

Jasper or Edward?

Edward.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle. I feel like we didn't really get to know Esme all that much.

Emmett or Jasper?

Ah, Emmet, he's my big teddy bear. Sorry Jasper, I still love ya though!

Emmett or Jacob?

Hard one, they both can be so funny!

Bella or Rosalie?

Ugh, Bella, though it was a hard decision

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie, what's not to love about our very own daddy cool?

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie, of course.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria, she was smarter! Stayed alive longer!

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires! I love ice cold, dead, sparkly hot stuff vamps!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

It was among the preview trailers before the Mummy 3 movie I went to in the cinema

Are you excited?

Its already long out.

What do you think of the casting so far?

I love the cast, especially Kristen, Robert, Nikki and Ashley, they're perfect for the roles!

Are you going to go see it?

I've seen it many times, but sadly, I was in the hospital when it was in the theaters so I didn't get to see it on the big screen. No worries, I'll make sure to watch all the other movie in the theater!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Already long out on dvd!

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

I think it stayed pretty true to the book, they had their own take on it but didn't divert too much, I really loved it.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Breaking Dawn, I loved it when she awoke as a vampire, that was so funny!

How about Edward's?

Ah, Twilight, definately, and Eclipse, he's so funny in that book, especially when it comes to him and Jacob

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn. He was awsome, hilarious! Really! Even the titles in Jacob's book in Breaking Dawn were fucking amazing! Cracks me up every time!

Alice's?

Eclipse. But to be honest, I also read the Midnight Sun partial draft a couple weeks ago and I love her character there, so funny!

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Euh, all of them?! Okay, I would say, probably Alice, I would want to know where she gets all that pep from, really, cause it's not natural, even for a vamp!

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Here's a poem about child abuse. Please, stop the abuse and save one child at a time!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile.

I didn't type this up, you can get it from Team-Edward3849.

Really sad poem, so, please.

Do a favor for a child.

Stop the abuse.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

FOR THE GIRLZ

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, sweetcrimefighter

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.(Oh you know you did!) A/N: I totally fell for that, so stupid! Haha!

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.
You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a veggy vamp, and please make me extremely beautiful than too! God, I want to become a vampire. sigh

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freaken HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (I was totally punked with this one :D)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

This is an awesome quiz where you randomly scroll on your Ipod and see what it lands on.

1. How does the world see me?

Iris by Goo Goo Dolls (Is that good??)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Dangerous by Cascada (This is weird)

3. What do people really think of me?

Hallelujah by Kate Voegele (Oookaaaayyy...)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Happy Boys and Girls by Aqua (...yeah, I got nothin')

5. How can I make others happy?

Amazon Dance Party by Joseph LoDuca (uhu...)

6. How can I make myself happy?

Dirrty by Christina Aguilera (Can this get any weirder??)

7. What should I do with my life?

Too Little Too Late by JoJo (That sure bodes well)

8. Will I ever have children?

Defying Gravity by Glee Cast (?!)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Bad Case Of Loving You by robert Palmer (wth?)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

This Aint A Scene, It's An Arms race by Fall Out Boy (yeah, so not true...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

You Can't Always Get What You Want by Glee Cast (Hey!! What is that supposed to mean?!)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

You Found Me by The Fray (hu, interesting)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson (I guess my ipod doesn't know)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Debussy - Claire De Lune (Peaceful, I take it?)

15. Why am I here?

What Hurts The Most (slow version) by Cascada (hmmm... sure, okay, whatever)

16. What will people remember me for?

Break Up Songs - Frankee vs.Eamon - Fuck It & Fuck You right Back (What the hell can I say to that?)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Tik Tok by Kesha (cool)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Another One Bites The Dust by Captain Jack (Okay, I'm scared now...)

19. What will this year be all about?

Heaven by Do - Candlelight remix (Does this mean I'm going to die?)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon (No I would not!)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

russian roulette by rihanna (That sounds bad)

20 - Your message to the world:

Defying Gravity by Glee Cast (Okay...?)

21 - Your deepest secret:

Hate On Me by Glee Cast (I'm officially speechless now)

22 - Your innermost desire:

No Air by Glee Cast (hu?)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Disturbia by rihanna (God, I hope not)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Thinking Of You by Katy Perry (Good, sentence for wedding vows, bad song for wedding vows)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Halo by Bethany Joy Lenz Galeotti (usually I just glare and say nothing. I have a bad mood in the mornings)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

I Turn To You by Nina (wtf??)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Shelter by Sarah Mclachlan (That doesn't sound good)

29- You’d describe your best friend as:

No Air by Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brow (maybe, sometimes)

30- Your friends describe you as:

You Can't Always Get What You Want by Glee Cast (WTH?! I mean seriously, WTH?!)

31- In an elevator you are most likely to do:

Hallelujah by Kate Voegele (Hu? I'm so lost right now)

32- Your philophisy in life is:

Kiss From A rose by Seal (That's not right...)

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Aisha by Outlandish (Yeah, I don't get it at all!)

-- I had so much fun doing this, you should do it too!

Okay, that was just TOO much FUN! Let's do it again!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Idiot, I paid 12 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Stupid?

100 Truths fill out copy and paste

Last beverage → water (I'm a fish, ha!)

Last phone call → boyfriend

Last song you listened to → Kungfu Fighting Dance Remix by Techno Fatboy Slim

Last time you cried→ yesterday

Last text message → 5 months ago??

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → no, three times!

Been cheated on → dunno, maybe...

Kissed someone & regretted it → Oh hell yes!

Lost someone special→ Definitely...

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Black, Red, Purple

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend → Yep!

Fallen out of love → No, not yet, hopefully not

Laughed until you cried → I do that a lot, every few days...

Met someone who changed your life → yeah, sure have...

Found out who your true friends were → yeah... by finding out who my back stabbing friends were!

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list → Dunno, don't keep track of all the guys I've kissed, not lately, though...

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → Ha, wouldn't you like to know! Probably only 3 or 4, most live in other countries

How many kids do you want to have → twins, triplets, and 4 more kids, I love kids!

Do you have any pets → 2 dogs, a cat, and a rat

Do you want to change your name → Absolutely, I hate mine!

What did you do for your last birthday → worked, get insulted, cried, yelled, cried some more, went to bed before midnight. Cool huh? And that was on my 18th fucking b-day!

What time did you wake up today → 9:27

What were you doing at midnight last night → I was at the pub

Name something you CANNOT wait for→ New Moon to come out!!

Last time you saw your father→ 6 hours ago...

What's one thing you wish you could change→ my life... aint that original?

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yeah, sure have

What's getting on your nerves right now → these questions :p

Most visited web page → fanfiction or youtube, or both, don't know which.

Zodiac sign → Capricorn

Elementary/middle/high school → No school :(

Hair color → now, dark brown hinting towards black. But it could be red in a few months, I change all the time.

Long or short → ummm… in between, for now...

Are you a freak→ Yeah, you just figured that out?

Height → euh, really tall, don't know how to say my length in english. But I'm very very tall!

What do you like about yourself → my compassion (was, that sounds corny)

Piercings → ears

Tattoos → no, I want to, but I don't want to die yet, so I'll wait untill I move out of my parents' house

Righty or lefty → Righty.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → Never! So far...

First piercing → My ears.

First best friend → Inez, I loathe her now and she me, she's such a stuck up bitch that only cares about popularity, now. Hey, we were in kindergarden when we were best friends.

First sport you joined → handball

First pet→ dog

First vacation → How the heck should I know?!

First concert → dum dum dum... never!

First crush→ oh no you won't, I've embarressed myself enough with that one!

CURRENTLY :
Eating → Nada!

Drinking → Water! (told ya, I'm a fish)

I'm about to → post this on my profile on fanfiction

Waiting → for a reason to exist, life is boring

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? Yep! Maybe... eventually... I'll decide later, I always change my mind on that one...

Want to get married? dunno...

Careers in mind? sleeping? Oh, that aint a carreer. No, I got nothing, I'm useless for anything.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
Lips or eyes → lips!

Hugs or kisses → neither, I don't really touch many people, unless I'm drunk.

Shorter or taller → not too short, or I'll feel like a giant, ugh, hate that.

Older or Younger→ older, never younger. Never once dated or kissed a younger guy!

Romantic or spontaneous → Both.

Sensitive or loud → Both.

Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.

Trouble-maker or hesitant → trouble-maker if I have to choose

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → yeah, couple a times

Lost glasses/contacts → I stamped on them when I was 5 cause I thought they were unbreakable, does that count?

Ran away from home → From school when I was 8, that count?

Broken someone's heart → I hope not...

Been arrested → Almost, not yet though,...

Turned someone down → Yes.

Cried when someone died → yes.

Liked a guy/girl friend → Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → Hell no!

Love at first sight → maybe...

Heaven → dunno

Santa Claus → I'm not one for the holiday spirits, I hardly celebrate anything

Kiss on the first date → kiss after 10 minutes of knowing each other?! No, I'm not a slut, I did that only twice, no, three times, and it was only kiss, okay, it was four times, happy now?! I was drunk! Ugh, thank god I switched to water now, mostly, sometimes... I'll stop now.

Angels → Dunno

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes, Edward Cullen! Ha, didn't see that one coming, did ya? No, I didn't think so. Told ya I was crazy! Yeah, I wanna be with my boy-toy, no, not Edward, MY boy toy!

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → No, I wouldn't do that

Do you believe in God? → I don't know, sometimes I think I do, sometimes I think I don't. It's a braintwister

Posting this as 100 Truths? → Yes.

Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Rosalie

2. Charlie

3. Jasper

4. Bella

5. Alice

6. Edward

7. Carlisle

8. Renesmee

9. Emmet

10. Angela

11. Jacob

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- Yeah, I kinda got sick afterwards though, so better not do it again.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How Hot? - Very hot! I'm a girl, but I feel confident enough about my sexuality to say that I think 4 is very hot!

3) What would happen if Elevan got Eight pregnant? – Euh, wondering what the child would be like, half vamp, half wolf? Weird... Best not let it happen.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? – could be, I read a lot of fics already

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Yeah, If I wanna puke my guts out! Ahhhhhh! Run now!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? – Neither, Alice is perfect with Jasper. She's not guy, so Ang is out of the pic, and Emmet is like her brother, EWW!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? – Euh, Carlisle would finally loose his calm and kill Charlie and send Rose away for cheating on Emmet with Bella's father. Ooookkaaaay, like that would ever happen!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. – Jasper moves to Forks with the Cullens and his lovely wife Alice. At the high school, he meets his singer, Angela Weber. Will he be able to withstand even without the decades of practise the others have? Or will he drain her on the spot and expose them for what they are to the entire school.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? – Eh, no, rather not. I'm still somewhat sane, I hope. I don't wanna loose my mind completly.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. – Monsters From The Past

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? – Bella passes Rose secret love notes, and Rose slowly falls inlove with the mystery writer and agrees to go out on a date. Yay! yeah, right?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? – Dunno, don't think so

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? – yep, write

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – yeah

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? – MY GOD! I solved the math puzzle! Ah!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? – Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns 'N Roses

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? – WARNING: THREE-SOME, LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX - GIRL AND GIRL ON BOY ACTION!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? – Hi, my car broke down, could you please drive me home, I'm so tired...?

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? black

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Sarah

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to be a writer someday

Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't even know anyone by the name of Andrew)

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (hey! I resent that!)
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.(ugh, i sure hope not, i'm sick of dating at the moment)
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. (again with the love, are ya trying to torture me?)
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate. (euh, rrrrrriiiiight...)
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.(nope, don't know anyone by the name of Sarah)

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (13? hmm, I can live with that)

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (sure am!)
Florida: You are a laidback person.(sometimes,..)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (yeah, I highly doubt that!)

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? black

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Sarah

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to be a writer someday

Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't even know anyone by the name of Andrew)

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (hey! I resent that!)
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.(ugh, i sure hope not, i'm sick of dating at the moment)
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. (again with the love, are ya trying to torture me?)
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate. (euh, rrrrrriiiiight...)
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.(nope, don't know anyone by the name of Sarah)

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (13? hmm, I can live with that)

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (sure am!)
Florida: You are a laidback person.(sometimes,..)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (yeah, I highly doubt that!)

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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