Soooooo. I am Toriga-Okami. I write. That's about it really. Other than the fact that this is one account of two. This is the official page of Greatness (Moi), and the other page of Greatness (Moi), also known as the page of Alter-Greatness (Moi) is under the name Enige-Iets.

I will soon be having a clearout of this page and anything I'm not happy with will be going away (the bin).

Rabbithole will be completed in due time, but I will be executing a re-write (this will likely include scrapping a lot of what is there already as I will try and make this more serious, also I think that - after having read it over a few times - that the main line of the plot if hard to grasp. In fact I think that it's impossible to grasp). I am currently trying to work on my action writing and am in need of a Patient Beta, because I am far too critical of my own work (someone said on the way here). So, if you've looked at the thing and wanna Beta for me, that would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

Toriga-Okami.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

The reason why the human race has evolved as far as it has...

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(One would hope.)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now I'm a curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Someone got paid big bucks to write that one.)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh, go ahead. Ruin the American dream.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
-On a Korean Kitchen knife- "Do not put in children"
(Must have gotten lost in the translation...)

Urgh, I hate all this shite that appears on my page, but it cheers me up when I'm getting down so I won't get rid of the funny bits :)