Krapihide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Who am I? I'm a weird-nerdy-sarcastic-teen that is overly keen on big bang noises. Get used to it. Snap, crackle and pop FTW! I'm still new to FanFiction. I'm still learning. And I'm still useless at updating on time. My main supply of life is SASU/SAKU and FLUFF. When you put them both together I normally foam from the mouth. My favourite kind of stories, either make me cry with laughter or cry with sadness...or one's that make you shout 'WTF?!' at the end of reading it. |
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A Cornucopia of Conundrums by zgs1994 reviews
"So what you're saying is; you had a one-night stand with some yakuza lordling and now you're pregnant with his baby?" Dark SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,849 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Have Called You Friend by AdariasWrath23 reviews
All these years everyone had it wrong. Only Itachi saw the horrible potential Sasuke had. He saw the murderous intent hidden deep within. And he knew bringing that rage to the surface would be the only way to know if Sasuke could redeem himself. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,536 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Gods of Vindication by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"The resemblance is... incredible." His revenge and her past collide. [SasuSaku/OroTsuna] CHAPTER XII: Dolor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,925 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Feelings by hoshi.na-chan reviews
AU. She looked exactly like human. "Liar." He stated. "I am a robot, Sasuke-sama. Read this." Sasuke looked at her wrist. Unit #001: Haruno Sakura. "I'm programmed to take care of you." CP.6 UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not As Planned by drawingdownthemoon reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Roses by K and Jazz reviews
From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,253 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,321 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basketball Love by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
Sakura haruno is sent to tokyo to study, but in reality she's trying to get into Konoha all boy school, for it's basketball team.To keep her identity a secret she is has to take extra percaution, but what if her roommate found out. sakusasu. hana kimi ish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Aurora Ciel reviews
Tenshi: a brothel that kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution. Sakura's mission: rescue the girls and shut down Tenshi. But what happens when she comes across the one person she never expected to see again? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sometimes A Happy Ending Is Just A New Beginning by MizJoely reviews
Zutara, set two years after Sozin's Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure. Warning: Character Death late in the story. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 122,140 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Katara, Zuko] Aang, Azula - Complete
000 0000 by Poison's Ivy reviews
SasuSaku. It all started out with a call, and Sakura's firm belief that vampires didn't exist. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Assassination by randomteenager reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, professional assassin, known to kill victims in the blink of an eye without a trace of emotion. And he's never failed his reputation. But what if the target he's supposed to kill, is the woman he's fallen in love with? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound by you.broke.a.promise reviews
He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4648 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall For You by CtrlAltFngrl reviews
Sakura thinks she's never going to see Sasuke again, despite what Naruto thinks. Fate, however, thinks differently. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fear of the Light by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a feared psychopath, has already made 6 psychiatrists join him in the darkness. Can Haruno Sakura, top notch psychiatrist with amnesia, help him, or will she, too, be lured into his trap? [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Past, Present, Future by xokatherine229 reviews
Sakura is thrown into the past. Having no idea why she is here or what to do. She now has to live with the Uchiha's and try not to change the past, hence that would change her future. But will love interfer? ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,138 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Size Doesn’t Matter by KawaiiBaka1015 reviews
Summary: “….is that all you got?” “Yes” “It’s a bit small” “Size doesn’t matter Sakura” “I suppose …..” misunderstanding SasuSaku Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Say It With A Straight Face by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Okay, Sasuke, here's how you can prove you don't like Sakura. Say 'I don't like Sakura' five times with a straight face!" "I don't -twitch- like Sakura -smirk-" "HA! YOU DO!" "SHUT UP! I JUST... HAD TO SNEEZE!" Sure. Sequel to "Just Press 'Send' "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Ghost Story by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura had never imagined Kakashi was afraid of silly thing like ghosts, but after embarking on a mission with him, she begins to think ghosts aren't so silly any more. Contains kinky and twisted lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Torn into Two by StopGo reviews
Can Sai really take his place? I need you to pretend for me that your his father. I don't want Sasuke knowing it's his son. Please Sai I need your help. rated m
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,692 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lift Me Up by Jouaient reviews
Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Opposites Attract Or So They Say by Formally known as Freya reviews
Sakura, a strongwilled medic nin that won't take crap from anyone. Neji, a genius with a selfish attitude. Most would say total opposites...but you know what they say about opposites...RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,851 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission Haruno Sakura by DarkxBlossom reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is an underage-agent for ANBU, a top-class security company higher than the FBI. His job is to keep Haruno Enterprise’s 17 year-old vulnerable heiress Haruno Sakura from a gang trying to kidnap her. Rule 1: NEVER fall for the charge. sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Abnormalities of a Teenager's Diary by Neon Rouge reviews
My life is a constant battle between Sanity and Insanity; I have a secret inclination that Insanity shall prevail - Sakura creates a whole new meaning to the term 'Expect the Unexpected' How? Through her belated diary, of course. AU crack diary, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Coming For You by Chaser Of The Moon reviews
Team Seven is reunited under the worst circumstances when Sakura and Naruto join Team Snake, disguised with a jutsu, and try to survive the new life Sasuke carved out for himself while lying, fighting and doing everything they can to not get caught.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,288 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Commitment by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by fantagrl64 reviews
dont waste your time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,951 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H.
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Press 'Send' by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
What happens when a guy and a girl meet through the Internet? A fan fiction about fanfiction . net itself. Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hebi by hArUn01004 reviews
Sakura is taken to Orchimaru by Sasuke.. But Sasuke ends up killing him and decides to bring Sakura with him to fulfill his revenge with his new group, Hebi.. Will Sakura fall in love once again? Sasusaku, Saisaku, itasaku slight onesided narusaku, leesak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Live for Life reviews
2 years have passed since Sakura was kidnapped by Kabuto. She was constantly experimented on and later caused her to become pregnant, IVF, by an unknown Sasuke. How will this young mom cope when she finally meets 'daddy?.R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Shinobi Hours reviews
//Akatsuki drabbles// Being an S-class criminal is NOT easy. They fight for survival, they fight for money and they fight to kill some bloody heathens! But what happens after 'work' hours? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009
Coffee Prince reviews
Meet Sakura, a young girl trying to get money for her family teams up with a cocky rich male named sasuke to open a coffee shop the only problem is that he thinks she's a guy! this story is based on an actual drama R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,927 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rudolph The Akatsuki Reindeer
ONE-SHOT There comes a time when something unexplained, unimaginable and something utterly stupid happens to you. This is what happend to Sakura and now her christmas has crashed and burned in the space of an innocent carol. RnR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
