Shinobi hours-The return of the drabbles.

"You can actually read?"

Hidan glanced up from his large book and scowled towards the doorway where Kisame stood; the blue man was oblivious and ignored his scowl, grinning toothily. "Or are you pretending to read to impress Kakuzu-chan?" Kisame battered his eyelashes and puckered his blue lips for extra effect.

Hidan's middle finger was his answer.

"Sheesh, I was only joking!"

The Jashinist waved his hand dismissively, "Whatever, whatever." He brought his eyes down to the book and began to read again.

"…so what's the book called?"

Violet eyes looked up and narrowed. "It's called 'fuck off' by Harry fucking plopper!"

Kisame chuckled and asked again—now waking towards the occupied seat. "I'm serious, what's it called?"

With wide eyes, Hidan closed his book hastily and clutched it protectively to his chest. "Piss off! Go and annoy Itachi!"

In another room Itachi sat deathly still until he sneezed loudly. "Shit." He wheezed as one of his contacts fell into his cup of hot coco.

"C'mon! Let me just take a peek!" Kisame made another grab for the book, resulting in his hands being slapped away for the umpteenth time.

The blue man furrowed his brows as one of Hidan's fingers slipped from the neck of the book, making the first letter of the book visible; it started with a 'B'.

One by one, Hidan's fingers slipped away with each attempt that was made, by now most of the letters were revealed and Kisame could read them clearly.

'B…I…—no freaking way!' Kisame bit his lip to stop himself laughing out loud, his beady eyes started to water, so he turned away quickly and rushed out of the room—slamming the door on his way out.

Hidan breathed a sigh of relief when the shark man left; he grinned and eagerly opened up his book again, with his mouth agape, feeling awed that the main character could turn water into wine! And healing two blind men! 'Hmmm, maybe this guy could hook Itachi up…'

'FUCK YEAHH!!!'

Later on that day, Hidan padded silently towards the kitchen where he heard most of the members chat animatedly to each other, his stomach grumbled painfully in return so he casually entered the eating area.

Everyone became silent.

The Jashinist stilled immediately and looked towards his red-faced colleagues, they all looked like they were about to explode if someone didn't say anything soon.

Hidan scratched his head warily and spoke up. "Uh…What's up?"

Deidara barked a laugh and covered it up with a coughing noise. "So…I heard about your light-reading?" He asked innocently, while the group snickered.

Hidan narrowed his eyes and became defensive. "Yeah, and what?"

"Hey! Chill, its okay for someone to be confused about religion, Tobi does it all the time." The blonde jabbed a thumb towards Tobi for added effect.

Tobi nodded in agreement. "Yeah! At one point I was Jewish and a scientologist at the same time!" He proclaimed, holding up 'the dumbass guide to being a nun.'

Hidan ignored him and eyed the rest of the group; he clicked his tongue and raised a fine eyebrow. "Who said I was confused? I'm a faithful Jashinist damnit! And what has this got to with the fucking book I'm reading?!" To prove his point, he held up his rosary proudly.

This time Itachi scoffed. "Imbecile." He stood and stalked out of the room.

Sasori spoke calmly. "Hidan…you do know that you're reading the Bible right?"

"And?"

Konan interrupted. "And who is the 'main character'?"

"Jesus…and?"

Kakuzu said finally. "And who is the father of Jesus?"

Hidan gasped and widened his eyes as the group sighed in relief, thinking that he understood what they were getting at.

"Aah! Don't fucking tell me! I haven't got to that bit yet and I hate fucking spoilers!"

Everyone groaned and slapped their foreheads—even Tobi.

They were wrong.

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