Size Doesn't Matter

Summary: "….is that all you got?" "Yes" "It's a bit small" "Size doesn't matter Sakura" "I suppose ….." misunderstanding SasuSaku Crack

Sasuke was making his way to a certain pink haired girl's house. He was tired of her avoiding him seeing as though he had come back two months ago. He was going to make peace and maybe become friends or team mates again. I mean he could never love her the way she loved him, which was obscured. He just wanted in his life as friends.

He had just arrived at her house and was about to knock at the door when he heard a males voice. It was loud and DOBE.

'What's he doing here?'

Sasuke just placed an ear on the door and listened in.

"Sakura-Chan what are those?"

"Their my melons Naruto"

"There so big"

"Naruto you want to feel?"

"Yes"

"There so smooth"

'What the hell was happening in there?"

Sasuke felt a slight pain in his chest; it was a worse feeling then the task of fighting his brother. It was like someone was ripping out his heart and stomping on it hundreds of times.

"Naruto is that all you got?"

"Yes"

"It's a bit small"

"Size doesn't matter Sakura"

"I suppose your right I mean we're just going to shove it in there"

'Shove in'

That's it Sasuke couldn't take it anymore he was going to stop this and take back his Sakura.

BAM

"Sas-sasuke what…."

"Teme"

Sasuke just stood there with the most embarrassed look on his face. Sakura was standing there holding two watermelons in her hands, while Naruto stood there with a really small banana. It all started to make sense.

Fruit salad

'Shit'

"Teme why didn't you knock"

"Well um I-I s-sort"

Sasuke felt like he was burning up

"Sasuke are you ok have you got a fever?" Sakura asked concerned

She placed down the melons and placed her hand on his forehead. This didn't help much but made Sasuke go darker shade of red.

"Sasuke you're burning up"

God damn it, Sasuke didn't know why he felt like this. Sakura she was gorgeous. She had the perfect curves, her hair was still short it looked the best on her, her eyes were so beautiful so innocent and playful and she had the perfect smile. That was it he finally figured it out.

He loved her and couldn't stand another man touching her.

As soon as Sasuke realized this he grabbed Sakura's hand from his forehead and held it tight.

"Sasuke wha…"

Sakura couldn't finish as Sasuke dragged her out the door of her house and down the street to the Uchiha compound.

Leaving a grinning fox boy "So he finally figured it out"

All that was heard in the Uchiha compound was.

"Oh my god Sasuke that's HUGE"

And let's say they weren't making fruit salad.