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Joined 05-15-08, id: 1577103, Profile Updated: 05-05-10

Name: Um... No.

Age: Old enough to know not to give out my age

Gender: Male

Interests: Anime, Manga, Food, Sleep, Books, Video Games, that sorta thing.

Favourite Animes/Mangas: Naruto, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, School Rumble, Teen Titans, Busou Renkin, Fruits Basket.

Favourite Video Games: Final Fantasy series, Devil May Cry series, God of War series, Prince of Persia.

Favourite Books: The Belgariad and Malloreon series by David Eddings, The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, Harry Potter, The Hobbit.

Favoutrite Food: Pizza. No wait... Lasagne. No wait... Pizza. No wait...

I am a HUGE fan of the work of Leaf Ranger, Fester0662, Hinata0321, Astrocam and Freyjadour.

(15/07/09)

Man... i haven't updated since like... forever...

I shortened what I know as the 'infamous copy-paste section' by a WHOLE lot...

KWC book 1 is well underway, and i think it's coming along well...

Well, I'll keep you guys posted.

(29/09/09)

Yeah...

I deleted Trail of Fire 'cos no one liked it.

I'll update Dreams of Honour if i get the inspiration, or i might leave it as is, because it could almost be a one-shot.

Black Sheep of the Hyuuga Clan, my inspiration dieded on that, but if i get bitten by the writing bug, I'll update.

I'll keep you, my loyal fans (um... fan?), updated.

(30/03/10)

I'm Back! No, contrary to popular belief, i am NOT dead, unfortunatly for some.

ALL of my previously posted stories are undergoing brutal rewriting.

I am also working on some new stuff, so yeah...

I'll keep you guys updated.


Quote's

"Love is powerful. True love, that's just life itself." Leaf Ranger

"Always, embrace your dreams, and protect your honor." Zack Fair

"If you want to be a hero, you gotta have dreams... and honor." Angeal Hewley

"Umm... What?" Me

"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... because that is my nindo, my ninja way!" Naruto Uzumaki

"Oh, I gotta go to school, oh, I gotta take classes, oh, life is hard, man!" Foamy the Squirrel

Copper Dragon

In the war between good and evil, Copper Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Copper Dragon as breathe from it's body.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:

Copper Dragons make their homes on wooded hillsides, preferably close to a spring or river. They are fond of the Irish and typically speak with a soft Irish accent.

At birth, the Copper Dragon's body is covered in semi-reflective copper scales. As the dragon matures into it's young adult stages these scales become more polished and highly reflective.

As the dragon grows older and moves to the elder stages of life, it's scales begin to tarnish and mature into a bright greenish brown color. Copper dragons spend little time among humans, but can be often found among the elves and other magical folk.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Copper, Emeralds, and Laughter

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

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Twisted Fantasy by Revir reviews
AN Final Fantasy VIII AU story with several twists. Basically, how the story could develop if most of the main, and many not so main, characters were of the opposite gender. After a long hiatus, Chapter 42 is finally seeing the light of day. Take a breather in this LONGEST visit to the Hidden Shumi Village. Hope you: Read&Enjoy
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 489,483 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 10/30/2007
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
A Mistake Gone Right by sasusaku779 reviews
His fault or my fault I really didn't know... I couldn't find the blame I wanted to blame on him oh so badly. I cried as I looked at the pregnancy test. I was pregnant with his child. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Five Steps to Forgetting, One to Remember by moontear-Vash's Girl reviews
One-shot. Penelo tells Larsa she's going to marry Vaan, and he doesn't take it well. Through the years, their friendship begins to unravel, but will they be able to save it in the end?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
When The Fire Dies by Slavka13748 reviews
Vossler/Ashe. Set after the game, so may be minor spoilers. Last chapter is slightly AU-ish, I guess.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Vossler, Ashe - Complete
I liked him first! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Ino... did you really ask Sasuke out?" "Um, yeah?" "How could you! You know i liked him first!" "Too bad, Sakura. I got to him before you..." Is Ino going to let go of Sasuke? Nope. Is Ino a you-know-what? Well, we all know the answer to that...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,373 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What lies ahead by Holly Velvet reviews
this is a story about a girl who left her home town to study abroad.she then meets new people and new encounters. she is new to this place and now she has to learn how to cope. R & R people, btw it's a Squinoa story i suck at summaries SWEAR!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Rinoa H., Squall L.
Playground Love Totally Discontinued by IluvBatman reviews
Even as a little girl Hinata was always shy. Even as a little boy Naruto was always mischievous. She comes from a privileged family. He comes from a, well, um he was an orphan. He came from a privileged family too, he just didn't know it. Naruhina *
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bleed It Out by Freyjadour reviews
COMPLETE:: Squinoa AU: Rinoa moves to Balamb and meets Squall a punk/rebel. She thinks he is a bad kid but is there more then what meets the eye. she tries to figure out more about him when she starts to fall in love with him.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,450 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
I Don't Give A by DrendeSalkash reviews
Naruto and Sakura get into a big fight, and both end up hurt. Has Naruto truly given up, and will Sakura try to mend what she needs to? rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moving In by extra type reviews
Shikimaru is moving into his dad's old apartment, when his parents become nastolgic, Shikimaru gets scared for life. Add Temari in the mix and you have one messed up day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One Step Closer Away by snuggled reviews
Shino was always considered a prude by his friends...until he met TenTen. Now he's trying to figure out if there is anything to their relationship or if it's just one big game. Includes sexual situations, minor swearing, and one really bad hair cut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Shino A., Tenten
The Fox Knight by Leaf Ranger reviews
His eyes glowed red, as a few tears fell down his cheeks. "This is my purpose now." Then he turned, and leapt away. NaruHina, with darkness at first. This is my second fanfic, and i hope you all will enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,539 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
You know you're Narutard when these things happen by NZPavlova reviews
Random list I wanted to submit. I really hope people find it funny. Constructive criticism is encouraged! Thank you! Oh, and since I forgot the disclaimer, it's gonna be in the summary. I don't own Naruto. There! Happy? I said it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
So This is Hell? by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
Temari's stuck in Konoha for seven weeks, living with Shikamaru and his family. The problem is, they hate each other! What madness will take place here? ShikaTem. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,827 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
She loves you by gypsyrin reviews
Sequal to Yesterday. Squall has left Garden and is biding his time in Winhill. He gets a phone call a year later and hears something completely unexpected. Squinoa.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Hyuga Diaries by Straken reviews
Title says it all. A diary written from Hinata's perspective. Starts six year before The Paradox, my other story , also posted here,and will probably continue until after The Paradox. Dunno what pairing I'll be doing, but prob be a SasuxHina .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hinata H.
It Started As A List by Klutzy Angel reviews
Waiting for those three small words can take its toll. And you could always say it first... but should you? Pro:It'll be out in the open. Con:You said it first. Life is confusing, why not make a list to help you through it? Zelphie Seiftis R&R! Language!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
That's How It's Done Around Here by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
The sand siblings shipped off to a prestigious boarding school? Not your average high school AU. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,651 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Faceless Girl Named 'Me' by BrandiAlyssa reviews
Hinata's a good friend. She listens to Naruto when he talks about this girl he loves though it hurts her. She keeps a mask so he doesn't see. But when she meets this girl, what will she do and say?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Was Great by apples n crisp reviews
Sakura. And Ino. In bed. 'nuff said. Yuri, InoSaku. A gift for applebits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Shadow and Sand by CURSEDvenus reviews
[GaaraXOOC] SHE was hurt, for a reason she did not know. HE had to save his name... A month with feelings gathering in places they never were before... Shall shadow meet sand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Delinquent by icyreflections reviews
COMPLETED Squinoa AU. Squall's a juvenile delinquent, Rinoa's a prissy popular girl who feels out of place. When they meet will Rinoa change Squall to good or is it Squall who will change Rinoa? Really crap summary, seriously.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,454 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Fan Fiction by dave-d reviews
There's a writing contest. The entries were sent in too early, before Tsunade had a chance to explain things. More was on the line than anyone realized. Who wins? Why is that a problem? [one shot story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete