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Naruto rules - crimson.tears.i.shed

Naruto riles -Tristen1497

Naruto rules - Both of us!

Um.. Hi? Okay. If you're knew I'm Tristen1497 of fanfic and crimson.tears.i.shed is my friend. We write stories together. (For more info read our crazy profile.) But well... Crimson's not here at the moment.

She came up for the idea for this story a while back and I wrot it, adding stuff along the way. But since we haven't gotten a chance to get together and add stuff there won't any funny coments in this one, or at least this first chapter.

So read, enjoy, review or I will rip your head off, and hopefully Crimson will be back soon so we can post more chapters and they'll be cooler cuz she helped. So yeah...

The Mega Awesome, Randomness-filled, Sleep Over Of Doom!!

(With minor theft and trespassing on privet property)

It was a completely normal day in Kohana. Naruto was sitting in his usual spot at Ichi Raku Ramen sampling the chef's new dish. And of course Choji was there with him, inhaling the ramen at a dangerously fast pace. Sai, Shikamaru, and Ino stood back watching with those crazy anime bug-eyes.

"This is uh… quite… interesting." Sai said, cocking his head to the side to get a better view of the situation.

"What a drag. This is not going to end well." Shikamaru added, rubbing the back of his neck.

Ino stood with her hands on her hips. "I swear Choji. One day you're going to eat yourself to death, that is if Naruto doesn't first. Where do the put it all?!"

Her comment got Sai thinking. "Hey Shikamaru," he said "I bet you ten bucks Naruto dies first."

His companion smiled menacingly. "You're on. Choji will be the first to go. His stomach has been stretched to the max one too many times."

As they were shaking hands Ino hit them over the head. "You two are so stupid."

"Ino!"

Everyone, even the half-dead-from-eating-too-much Naruto and Choji turned their head in the direction of the voice. Sakura Haruno was skipping down the street, her pastel pink locks waving in the breeze, a wide smile on her face.

"Hey Sakura!" Naruto called, spewing ramen all over Choji.

She ignored him. Instead Sakura ran up to Ino, embracing her with a hug. They had long ago put their battle for Sasuke behind them, and even though he had returned to the village neither had dropped the white flag of peace and took up arms again. They were so over him.

"Hi Sakura. What's up?" The blond haired girl said, returning the hug.

"Here." She responded while handing Ino a piece of pink paper that matched her hair.

Ino smiled broadly. "Oh, thank you Sakura! I'll be sure to come!"

"Come to what?" all of the guys said at once. Curiosity burned in their eyes.

"Why should we tell you?" Ino's voice was as stuck up as could be. Thankfully Sakura was nicer.

"I'm having a sleepover to night with all the girls." She told them.

Every one of the boy's mouths were open, ready to ask a question about said sleepover when Ino beat them to the punch.

"Who else is going Sakura?"

"Well…" she thought "There's you, Hinata, Tenten, and Tamari is in town with her brother's so she will be coming to!"

"Awesome!"

"I know. See you tonight Ino!" Sakura waved as she started up the street.

"Hey! Sakura!" Naruto called after her.

"What is it?"

"Can I come to?" he asked hopefully.

Sakura and Ino burst out laughing. "Of course not Naruto! It's a sleepover as in only girls are allowed." They clarified.

"Aw! That's no fare!! I wanted to come!" the loud mouth blond complained.

"What part of 'Girls Only' don't you understand?" Ino asked, stuck-up as usual.

"Well why is it 'Girls Only'? It's not like we haven't had to sleep in the same place as you on our missions." He challenged.

"That's not the point. We will be talking about girl stuff and we can't do that if guys are there!" Sakura informed him, her temper rising.

I swear, if he doesn't drop it…

You go girl!! Kick his butt!!

Shut up and go away. Sakura told her inner self before walking away, headed towards Hinata's house. Ino followed after her to leave the boys bewildered at the ramen stand.

"That's not fair!! I wanted to go!" Naruto complained.

"They don't want us to, so why don't you just drop it?" Shikamaru asked.

"Think about it," Choji commented "Naruto's right. There's no reason we shouldn't be able to go. The only reason would be that they don't want us to know what they are talking about."

Shikamaru said "You're right Choji. They probably don't want us to hear because they're talking about us. Oh well, it's not like we didn't know they talked about us before."

"I'm confused. What's a 'sleepover'?" Sai asked, clueless as usual. They ignored him.

"I've got it!! Because they won't let us into their sleepover we'll have our own! Guys, do you want to come have a sleepover at my house tonight?!" Naruto questioned enthusiastically.

Shikamaru rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Naruto, you are so lame. We're guys. We don't call it a sleepover. It's called 'spending the night'."

"Well do you guys want to spend the night?!"

"I'd love to. I've never partaken in this 'spending the night' tradition. It sounds exiting."

"If Sai is going I'll come to." Choji announced, secretly thinking Free food! Yes!!

"What about it Shikamaru? You in?" Naruto asked.

The lazy genius rubbed his neck. "I guess I have to, to make sure you idiots don't get in too much trouble. This is such a drag."

"Great! And I'll invite some of our other friends to. Neji and Kiba, and Kankuro and Gaara are in town so they can come…" Naruto thought out loud.

"As long a Sasuke is not there." Choji grimiest.

"Don't worry. He won't be." The blond reassured him. None of them had forgiven the chicken butt hair dude for his betrayal. "I can't invite everyone so will just cut out the lame people."

"Alright then. We'll see you at your house at five, okay Naruto?" Sai asked.

"See you then!" he replied, waving his friends off as he bolted towards his house. He had to get ready.

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It was five fifteen in the evening. The girls' sleepover had already started and the boys were gathered at Naruto's apartment, doing absolutely nothing. Sai, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Kiba, Kankuro, Gaara, and Naruto were sitting in the blonde's living room, all crammed onto the small couch, and in the kitchen chairs as Naruto stood in front of them rocking forward and backwards on his heals.

"Well… this is exiting." Sai commented, breaking the silence surrounding them.

"Are you kidding?! It's completely boring!!" Kiba barked, crossing his arms over his chest. Akumaru, sitting on his head, yapped in agreement.

"Yeah. I mean where is the food?" Choji complained, crying anime tears at the sight of the empty snack counter.

"Oh, well I hadn't thought of that." Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"What kind of party is this?!" Kankuro questioned standing up. "I mean there's no food! No drinks! No chicks!! This place is so depressed and lame it makes Gaara look cheery!"

The red head shifted his gaze to glare at his brother. His eye's seemed to scream I-will-kill-you-if-you-don't-shut-your-mouth-right-now.

"Hey, where's Shino?" Kiba asked, interrupting Kankuro's rant.

"I didn't invite him. He's too lame." Naruto said.

"Speak for yourself." Neji mumbled.

"Hey!-"

"Can we get back on topic?" Kankuro questioned. "Aright boys, here's the plan."

"What plan?"

"Sai would you shut up and let me get to that part?!" The sand shinobi said through gritted teeth. "Okay, so we know the girls are having one of their 'sleepovers' tonight and wont let any of us come because they are talking about us, right?"

"Right." Every boy in the room except Gaara replied.

"Alright then, so as I was saying, here's the plan."

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Rock Lee was walking down the darkening street, crying like the baby he is when he ran into someone. He was knocked back and pushed to the ground along with whoever he had collided with.

"Oh! I'm sorry!" a high pitched girl's voice said. Lee looked up to see a mouse-looking girl with brown hair.

"No the fault was entirely mine." He said, helping her to her feet.

"Thanks. My name is Matsuri." She said.

"I'm Rock Lee." The spandex wearing freak replied.

"Nice to meat you Lee." Matsuri replied.

"You too. Hey, aren't you Gaara's student?"

"Yes. Gaara-sama is here with his siblings, and he brought me along so I could continue my training. He's going to meat the Hokage in a few days then we will head back."

"Oh," Lee said. Then he noticed this girl had tears in her eyes to.

"Why are you crying Matsuri?" he asked.

"Well, you see. Gaara-sama's sister, Temari, was invited to a sleepover tonight at Haruno Sakura's house but she didn't invite me." The young girl sobbed.

"It's alright. Naruto is having some of his friends spend the night at his apartment and didn't invite me."

"You guys to hu?"

They turned their head to see who had talked. Sasuke Uchiha was leaning up against the side of the building. Shino was in the alleyway behind him.

"We didn't get an invitation either." Shino whispered, obviously very angry.

"We could hang out together?" Matsuri suggested. "That way we wouldn't have to be outcast alone."

"I've got a better idea." Sasuke's dangerous tone scared all present.

Well... Hoped you liked it. As usual the whole story is already written. We just need some reviews (a lot would be nice...) and then we'll post more. Feed back is good. If you guys say lots of nice things maybe my friend will find time in her scedual to come over to my boring house so we can post more and add coments. Then I won't be as depressed (although if you know me I'm always depressed) But seriously guys, review. I miss my friend. :(