27-4-2017: Finished until further notice. Read final chapter's notes on more details. The chronological order is: Smoking Dream Mist - 1-25 - Ignore the end of 26. - 27-30 - Dark Moist Halls. - 31-37 - Special: The Story After. Enjoy. There's smut by the way. It's about a 20-something year old that fucks a lot of women, casual sex world kind of thing, but in a Pokémon Universe.

Edgar and Nny have an unusual encounter during their darkest moments, but decide to ride this crazy train all the way through. The dough boy's aren't big fans of this, and neither is Jimmy. What started as Plot What Plot? gradually turned into an actual story involving inner turmoil, murder, more sex, and pancakes. This series has finally reached its conclusion. Thanks for the yrs

It all started when he got comfort from Bro. It was innocent at first, and Dave even enjoyed it. Even when it escalated from there. WARNING: Contains Stridercest, yaoi, some language. Smut in later on chapters.

How Bruce learned to stop worrying and love the time-bomb. Science boyfriends aka Bruce/Tony

Sherlock/Portal merge. "This weighted companion John will accomopany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it."

The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

"Gamzee hasn't been seen, because he's hiding in his room, on his husktop. Staring at Trollian, waiting for Tavros to come online..."

When Johnny discovers his long lost diaries what will he find when he reads them? Was Nny truly always the monster he is or, is it something entirely different?

Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?

In which Johnny has an unfortunate... accident? and Edgar is thrown into the role of awkward caregiver. doctor!Edgar, M/M pairing. You've been warned. Other genres: hurt/comfort, comedy, drama.

hehe what does grell, undertaker, and a coffin equal? read and find out warnings inside i love reviews! and im thinking about making a sequal where grell has undertakers babies. ill do it if i get enough reviews to encourage me ;3

They loved each other.

Kirk and Spock are finally together. They fight and disagree, but they are firmly in love. This story will be a mass of ficlets focusing on their relationship. Warnings: Slash and sexual situations. Will be more M rated in later chapters. Drinking. Fluff.

Noodle learns a new word, and Russel disapproves. Rated T for language, implied sexual content, and Murdoc. Heavy Murdoc/2D. Don't like, don't read. One-shot.

The milk was gone. Now that he thought about it, 2-D realized that, more often than not, the milk was gone./ The milk is gone and 2-D has to figure out breakfast without milk. Murdoc2D if you squint.

It's 2D's 33rd birthday and Murdoc is giving him what he's been begging for for months.. but is it what he really wants? M/D Possible 2-shot. Happy Birthday 2D!

Ciel regrets condemning Sebastian to be his butler forever, and constantly blames himself, but unknown to him, Sebastian is trying hard to break his cold personality so that he can finally let Ciel understand how much he means to him.

Johnny/Edgar, Johnny lets Edgar live, and Edgar finds less and less reasons for him to keep staying at Johnny's but he does anyways. Unfortunately for Squee, after his parents' untimely death, it's the two hapless insane neighbors who take him in.

A short, choppy fic about the quirky couple that everyone loves, with an equally quirky twist in the end. Ment to make you chuckle now and then.

"Yo ho.. Yo ho.. a piwates life for ye.." He cackled, smashing the other upside the head and locking the cell door tight. "Yer mine Tusspot." Captured by a disgusting pirate, rescued and abused.. Can he find his happy endin' in a two-eyed Captain?

Hiding in the bathroom cupboard wasn't exactly what he'd call mature, but it was all he could manage at the moment. One-shot. SxC

Really Ciel, you must learn to Treat Others as You Yourself Wish to be Treated. RATED M YAOI; IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SEARCHED WITH THESE SETTINGS!

Switches POV's from 2D, to Murdoc, to Stuart Pot back in the day. Just my way of explaning the whole 2D thing. : Rated M for language...and sexy sex in later chapters. Yaoi...MurdocX2D

Collection of fics about Soma and Agni, written for LJ's Kurohed's Spring Erotic Challenge

It's a usual day when Grell comes home from work to say hello to his little Taker-boo. Then a little fun ensures. Rated for a little bit of content that isn't for the over-squeamish.

Some idle chitchat between mates quickly escalates to something neither was expecting.. rated M for their talking/action Slash warning 2D/Muds Oneshot

Quoth the butler, "yes, my lord." -A Kuroshitsuji-themed rewrite of "The Raven." SebaCiel.-

Ciel Phantomhive fantasizes of his demon Butler. One-shot, smut, zesty lemons. M for a reason.

Ciel doesn't remember what today is! What will Sebastian do in order to remind him? Happy Valentine's Day! XD Please Read and Review!

"Show me, Sebastian."

The Undertaker only asks one price for his rumors, but it seems the Phantomhives are running short on humor.

There were often times when Sebastian would compare his dear Bocchan to a cat. In retrospect, Ciel would never know how true that comparison could be...

..or is it? Little Noodle was simply going down to get her Tamagotchi from 2D, but what she finds certaintly not what she was expecting. 2D/Muds. One shot

You want him close by your side, for always.

Songfic. Murdoc comes home from a photo shoot and finds something he didn't expect... Rated T for many reasons, including bad tuna and a GIANT COOKIE 8DD One Shot

AU - In a church-ruled state, Roy is convicted of crimes against the holy hierarchy, and sentanced to working under Edward in the church in a bid to make him 'better', a story of confusion, controversy, and learning to accept. RoyxEd.

Another 50 Themes attempt, done with songs. Nny/Edgar, mostly, for once. Have fun murdering me, fandom.

Ignorance and innocence are human luxuries. SebaCiel.

A musing piece where Undertaker contemplates his Lady on a very special evening.

GOD, this needs a better name! To escape the drenching rain thats soaking him through, Grell finds himself in the Undertakers shop. As if anything normal happens in there... Yaoi Smut! GrellxUndertaker 3

Little Robin, as you fly, look out, you've caught the demon's eye. If you, so foolish, stop to sing, he'll catch you then, and clip your wing. Set the night they capture the Viscount. Sebastian/Ciel. Yaoi.

Biology was the topic of study, today. Pre-SebaCiel.

Ciel lost a bet to Lau and has to wear a ridiculous costume. SxC Lemon. crossdressing

How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee

Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...

An insight into one Grell Sutcliff and his way of thinking.

The risk of blood-loss and bodily injury is in every one of Task 141's job descriptions, and most of its members accept this as an unpleasant but necessary part of their duties. To Roach, however, it's more like a perk. Roach/Ghost slash

Once upon a time... Interpretation of how Sebastian gets Ciel back. SebastianXCiel, don't like don't read. :3

Sebastian is helping Ciel get dolled up for the Viscount's ball. Soft SebaCiel. Semi-crack.

A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.

A headstrong shinigami. A stupid plan. And a promise that can't be denied.

Ciel is unable to sleep at night due to some dreams he had of his butler. This is a yaoi fanfic so if you don't like, then don't read. Also, I do not own Kuroshitsuji, sadly.

Epictastical parody of the third movie. Enjoy! Reviews are cool too.

Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.

"Post CotBP. Will is having second thoughts about his up-coming wedding. Jack's visits do not help matters." Jack/Will-slash.

In which Jack makes a request of Will before he is hanged. Another conversation in the brig of the Dauntless.

It has been written into Demyx's life, and he cannot erase this. Written in honor of 6/9 or Zemyx Day.

Come to life and melt into the fire.

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. . . Holy Crap, we are such nerds". --Big Bang Theory

I wrote this for an English assignment a few years ago. Everyone really enjoyed it, so I thought I would post it on here. I tried to keep it in character.

Like sharpening knives. M for language, violence, and gay situations.

Noone tells a story quite like Uncle Murdoc - tonight's topic: how Mr 2-D came to have a hickey on the cover of Demon Days. First person POV, completely silly and plenty of language. M/2D

Whereby William Turner is the son of Governor Turner, Jack Sparrow is blacksmith and Lizzy Swann is worst pirate that Commodore Norrington ever came across.

SLASH. Small pieces of fiction about the various encounters of Frodo and Sam, one for each letter of the alphabet. Some fluffy, some angsty.

Slash. JackxWill. Following the adventure to the Isla de Muerta Jack realizes several things.

Immortality has lost its luster for Captain Jack Sparrow. Yet, as he gazes into the setting sun, he is reminded how, even as an immortal, his world can be effected by the one day.

1996: Sirius's last words to Remus, found in a letter rolled up with his will. Written 2005, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please

[Slash] [SamFrodo] Merry brings Frodo a cat, much to Sam's dismay.

What do the HP characters get up to when they're not "acting" in canon or fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus and Sirius. AU crack/meta fic. Written 2004-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.

Who would have thought breakfast could get so dirty! Aragorn Legolas Shamelessly suggestive piece of dialogue!

SLASH WARNING Aragorn and Legolas are in a room by themselves, with one bed too small to share comfortably. Chess is the solution to the all important question, who gets the bed.