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Here's a list of stuff I watched/read at least some of, and enjoyed: Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Negima, Ouran High, Death Note, Bleach, Tokyo Mew Mew, Hetalia Axis Powers, Junjou Romantica, Kyou Kara Maou, Rurouni Kenshin, Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, Working!!, Tactics, Heat Guy J, Naruto, Black Butler, Bakuman, One Piece, and Plus Anima. Phew.

I'm a writer that's currently into the Bleach fandom (which I'm working on writing for, but I'm only on series 8 at the moment), and the One Piece fandom, though if a Death Note or Harry Potter plot bunny burrows into my head it's going on the waiting list. So yeah.

Co-Written Stories:

Circumstantial Beliefs (One Piece) - With Mon Esprit Libre

Vanity (Hetalia) - With New1Romantic

Bleach pairings I adore:

- Renji x Ichigo
- Kenpachi x Ichigo
- Ichigo x Kira
- Ichigo x Shuuhei
- Ichigo x Jushiro
- Renji x IchigoxByakuya
- Ichigo x Ikkaku
- Ichigo x Keigo

Yeah, I guess I don't really ship things without Ichigo. Except token Rukia x Orihime. Totally compatible.

Hetalia pairings I adore:

- Russia x Canada
- America x Ukraine
- Sweden x Finland
- Denmark x Australia

Ah, a much larger mix of characters this time. And a little stranger.

Yu-Gi-Oh pairings I enjoy:

Ryou x Bakura
Ryou x Bakura x Malik
Yugi x Joey

Naruto pairings I enjoy:

Naruto x Shikamaru
Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto x Shino
Naruto x Sai
Naruto x Choji
Naruto x Gaara
Naruto x Kiba
Naruto x Lee
Naruto x Neji
Kakashi x Iruka

Haha, after being such a Naruto-Whore, Kakashi and Iruka look really out of place there. Speaking of Naruto pairings, though... I feel like some good one-on-one Naruto RPs with someone. If you're interested. I'm looking at you reader. C'mon, I don't bite (But Naruto might nudge nudge wink wink).

One Piece pairings I enjoy:

Luffy x Zoro
Sanji x Luffy x Zoro
Sanji x Usopp
Robin x Franky

P.S. I'm also on Archive of Our Own, now.

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Pairings Quiz:

Name twelve of your favourite characters in any order.

1) Luffy

2) Zoro

3) Sanji

4) Usopp

5) Brook

6) Franky

7) Ace

8) Buggy

9) Mihawk

10) Shanks

11) Jinbe

12) Benn

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Brook/Shanks - They've never met, and somehow, I don't think they're each other's types. On the other hand, if they were drunk, and Shanks pulled his pants out...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sanji. Reasonably so, yes. He sometimes ruins it by pulling his pervert face.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Franky got Luffy pregnant, Luffy would probably be really disappointed that he wouldn't be giving birth to a cyborg child, but other than that, it'd probably be okay-- NO IT WOULDN'T HE'S A MAN. Work that one out, devil fruit!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Mihawk. Plenty. I mostly prefer the ones with him, Zoro, and Perona, all getting along (ahahaha) on his island.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ace/Zoro - You know, I've seen that pairing around. As it happens... No. I don't think they would. I mean, if you ship that, you'd probably be able to make them a good couple, but I have yet to see reason.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Usopp/Buggy or Usopp/Mihawk. Well, neither of them are exactly his age, but Buggy is much less fucking terrifying to Usopp than Mihawk is... Though I don't think he's ever met Buggy before? Not that it matters, but yeah.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Ace discovered Sanji and Buggy in a secret relationship? Be generally cool with it. Buggy's his drinking buddy after all. Would probably laugh and tell Buggy 'Good for you!'

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Zoro/Franky - What did they have in common? Strange hair colours. But that was about as far as their connection stretched. Yet something about the cyborg enthralled the swordsman. Maybe it was the rippling chest muscles proving his strength. Maybe it was the countless weapons installed into his gigantic square forearms. Who knew? All Zoro knew was that he wanted in those speedos. (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.)

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Usopp/Shanks, huh? I can see it now! When the Strawhat Pirates finally meet the Redhair pirates, Usopp finally gets to see his father! But... Who is that gorgeous individual behind him? None other than the redhair Captain himself! ("Dad...Introduce me to him, please!")

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luffy/Brook - You're Not Alone (Rather typical title, I realise, but is the foundation of their relationship)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sanji/Jinbe - Sanji wants to thank the man who saved Luffy's life all those years ago. When he lays eyes on him, he regards him as a fascinating creature with glowing skin and a great traditional dress sense. Then it strikes Sanji; the mermaids of Fishman island were gorgeous creatures, but this fishman was...godly. (AHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS.)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Ace het is probably common. Mihawk slash... With Shanks? Or Zoro? TBH I do read some Mihawk/Shanks sometimes.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Mihawk? Eye of the Tiger? No... Something more classical. Badass and classical. Just with lyrics. I dunno.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Zoro/Sanji/Franky - Warning: Rocket Penis (It'd be a crack, of course, so it would need cracky warnings)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Buggy on Brook. "I see you're compiled of nothing but bones, huh. One more wouldn't hurt!" *Reaches in pants* *Detaches boner* *Waves it around drunkenly*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Shanks/Buggy (this should be easy; I ship it already)

"Buggy, your hair is so soft!" Shanks groaned enviously as he ran his fingers through the short cropped hair on his fellow Cabin boy's head. Buggy scowled, his ears glowing as red as his nose, and he grumbled embarassedly to himself. "What was that?" Shanks asked with a grin.

"I said!" Buggy repeated louder, "That if you like soft hair so much, you should wash your greasy mop sometimes! You flashy redhead!" Shanks merely laughed.

"But I don't care about my hair!" He replied, "I just love yours! It's a beautiful sky blue colour, and it's as soft as a puppy's fur. I think it's beautiful." Buggy didn't have a resonse to that, so he just folded his arms and scowled out of the window, letting Shanks do what he wanted.

From that moment on, he decided he'd grow his hair out, just for Shanks.

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Ace (what an unlucky guy he's being) walked in on Zoro and Benn having sex. Turn around and leave, promising he'll never tell anyone what he saw as three swords and several bullets embed themselves into the door he'd just closed.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Usopp to deflower Luffy. Usopp would take it very slow, buy Luffy flowers and chocolates, trying to woo him... Luffy wouldn't get the hint and just accept the gifts, and eat them. Including the flowers, if he wasn't paying attention at the time. Then when Usopp gets impatient, Luffy would turn around and kiss him out of the blue. Then they'd take it down to the storage room where they were likely to not be disturbed, and discover each others' bodies in a very virgin-teenager-y kind of way.

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Ace slash. Ace with Smoker, Ace with Luffy, Ace with Sanji. Ace goes with a lot of people. I'm sure someone reads it.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sanji het is extremely common, mostly with Nami, less with Robin.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jinbe. I wish, I love Jinbe so much.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Zoro/Usopp/Brook - Nopenope. That's a ton of incompatibility right there.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Shanks? I don't know... But I imagine it would elude to his Captain status in some way, if it was with Benn. If it was with Mihawk, it would be a mood killing sex joke about swords, and if it was Buggy, he'd be a sweet gentleman.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Brook. Too long, I should go read one! Love Brook, yeah!

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Franky. He might well be into BDSM, in the dominant position.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Jinbe/Mihawk. Well, they are two shichibukai, who sometimes get lonely... But they are both very reserved and would have to be very, very drunk, yes.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Sanji/Ace - Ace tops, definitely.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Luffy and Mihawk are in a happy relationship until Mihawk suddenly runs off Usopp (You're drunk, Mihawk, go home). Luffy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jinbe (Because he's into older (fish)men suddenly) and a brief, unhappy affair with Benn (This just proves it), then follows the wise advice of Brook (Wise old man, he is) and finds true love with Zoro. (I'm suspecting the person who created the questions rigged this)"

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ace/Buggy, you know what? It might have at one point been legitimate. Right, "Drinking partners", hahahaha.

(I just suddenly realised that I should have listed Doflamingo, because I love Doflamingo).

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, ends my pointless rambles of nothing which you needed to know. I love you.