Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.

Language changes over time. If Breath of the Wild had the Link of 10,000 years ago instead of the 100 year old one, things would be much more confusing. Forget the Master Sword; Link needs a language expert. This is a story where trusting a suspicious Link would have been a good thing. (Cover by CascadeFreeWill.)

"But courage need not be remembered... for it is never forgotten." Though struggling with both the loss of memory and the incredible weight of past failure, Link must find a way to recover what has been lost and bring hope back to the land of Hyrule. An epic fantasy-style novelization of Breath of the Wild. Complete, with afterword and deleted scenes!

After a suggestion from Auru, Zelda decides to begin a diary, and records her ventures while rebuilding Hyrule, with the help of Link. Originally posted on Tumblr.

Minerva McGonagalls' Grand Tour has been interesting if uneventful so far. Until, in an abandoned church in Prague, she encounters some very dangerous statues and a mad muggle with a blue box!

“They were—are—pretty good friends, right?”“The best. And that’s both a good thing and a very, very bad one.”Fawn Silver is a mystery. She goes by many names. Nothing is sure about her, except that she cares about Harry Potter and is sworn to protect him.

Robert Williams knows his daughter Sarah loves stories, but it's an entirely different matter when they start coming to vivid life, and so he asks his grandfather, Fakir, for his advice. Light Jareth x Sarah, light Fakir x Ahiru, gratuitous German

Ahiru had two men in her life that she loved. Ahiru introspective piece.

An addendum to episode #25. What would happen if Autor read the Story Drosselmeyer made Fakir write?

Femio is romancing the librarian's assistant, his bull is let loose in the library, and Autor is forced to be a matador. Yes, this is a very strange day. Takes place between episodes 19 and 20.

It was really no wonder that the Bookmen's leader's mind snapped that night. Takes places during episode 25.

Why do I always have bad luck like this? Autor thought to himself as the axe-wielding Bookman broke through the door. Takes place during the final episode.

An addendum to episode 21. After Fakir completes the oak tree's test, there is still something he and Ahiru need to do.

It's a mad, mad world, after all. Sometimes when one gets what they want, they don't even realize it.

The town has been peaceful for awhile now. But, as jealousy rages through a boy's mind, body and soul, he becomes consumed by a tale of his own creation. A tale of magic and power. A tale that could thrust the world into chaos...for all of eternity.

Princess Tutu X Harry Potter crossover. What possible influence can a writer and a duck have in the fight against Voldemort? But then, some characters defy and overcome their roles...

The story ends, and the Prince and his Princess set off for Happily Ever After. However, they get a bit lost along the way . . . Written for secondlina at the fic/art exchange on the Princess Tutu LJ Comm.

Ahiru is a maid under the ruthless hands of Lady Llewyn and her two daughters. But an invitation to the Princes' Ball might just change her fate. AU

Writing a good ending can be harder than it seems. One-shot, Post-series.

All of the D.A. members are dead, except Dennis Creevy. He plans to commit suicide by jumping off a roof. Will he?

Post-series. Since leaving Kinkan Town, Fakir has started having strange dreams that fade from his memory as soon as he wakes up. What do they have to do with Ahiru - and Princess Tutu?

Drosselmeyer never gave anything away.

Ikuko Itoh, meet Raymond Chandler: Mr. Cat drowns his sorrows, complains about his love life, and buys a lady a drink. 3rd Place and Members' Choice in the Princess Tutu category at the 2007 UFO Awards.

Their story is not quite finished yet: how Ahiru and Fakir move past the endings they find themselves in. All reviews welcome. AN: Ch. 7 now moved to its own multichapter story: Reactions: A Tale of Unmitigated Sap. I apologize for the confusion.

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?