Uncle Charliehide bio
 Author has written 617 stories for Man From UNCLE, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sapphire & Steel, NCIS, Batman, Invisible Man, Doctor Who, Despicable Me, Addams Family, and Grace & Favour/Are You Being Served? Again!. I've been messing around in fandom since about 1966, starting with the original Star Trek and moving forward from there. The great loves of my (fandom) life have been Illya Kuryakin (MFU), Spock and just recently, I've started flirting with Doctor 10(I should be way too old for this). I've been writing fan fiction and illoing for as long as I can remember, starting with ST, but mostly MFU for about 40 years. In real life, I'm the office manager and props artisan for a local theater. I've been married to a fellow fan for 42 years. |
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Please Scream Inside Your Heart
What if the image in the mirror is yours, but someone has stolen your body?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Published: 7/20 - Complete
The Whisperer in the Dark reviews
He's their worst nightmare. In fact, the rumor is that he's the thing nightmares are afraid of.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10 - Complete
Mischief Managed reviews
Just want UNCLE needs to storm a factory creating exploding fruit - minions! Written as part of the Literary Quote Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1 - Complete
The Last Dream of My Soul reviews
Napoleon knows they need to talk, but Illya's been avoiding him since his assassination attempt. Now there's nowhere to run or hide. Follow up to The Thrush Roulette Affair Warning Mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28 - Complete
Between the Pages reviews
While reading Jan Eyre to his grandchildren, Napoleon begins to wonder if Illya is hiding any secrets from him. Mouth of Babes series - slash suggested.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21 - Complete
A Chessboard Beneath a Storm
Silver tries to explain Steel to a fellow Element. Problem is, he's got it all wrong. Written for the Literary Quote Challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Published: 6/15 - Complete
The Rub A Dub Dub Affair reviews
Napoleon has seen and done it all... except for this and his will is weakening. written for the Literary Quote Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4
My Little Runaway
Hot night, hot Slayer, Spike is ready... Buffy, not so much. Written for the Lit Quote Challenge
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Brave reviews
Sometimes, it's easier to be brave together. Warning: disturbing images.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25 - Complete
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth reviews
While Steel wasn't amused by the amusement park, he was suspicious as to why they were being followed. Written for Jantojones as part of the Literary Quote Challenge
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18 - Complete
One More Time reviews
Another rescue mission, another reason for something to go wrong. This time, though, Illya couldn't have been more wrong.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30 - Complete
One Bad Trip reviews
The weather is miserable, the park is deserted and dilapidated, what more could a family want from a vacation?
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25 - Complete
The Haleakala Affair reviews
Illya and Napoleon go under cover to safe the world from a laser-welding THRUSH and where better to do it than from Maui?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
The Great Mower Affair reviews
The riding mower really didn't like anyone, but it seemed to really have a grudge against poor Mr. Humphries. A cross with Man from UNCLE
Grace & Favour/Are You Being Served? Again! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
Just One Moment reviews
It was the best of ideas. It was the worst.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14 - Complete
Forever and a Day reviews
Heritage plants have been with us for a long time and UNCLE is determined to keep them around for generations to come, even if Napoleon doesn't care.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Hopping Down the Bunny Trial - Foothills Style reviews
Chef has had enough and Matt is only too happy to help. Humor is a little dark...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
Napoleon and Illya can handle just about anything, even chocolate covered.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10 - Complete
One for the Money reviews
After a daring escape from THRUSH, Napoleon and Illya discover something very odd about where they are being held.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10 - Complete
Just One Time reviews
Of all the things that Kate Weston had never expected to say to her husband...
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
One to Grow On reviews
How do you make a birthday party that much more special? Invite the Addams Family to it.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Complete
One for the Gipper reviews
Sapphire is certain her plan will work, but only if Steel is willing to uphold his end of the bargain. Problem is he's not loving it.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
One Night in a Cemetery reviews
You never know what you are going to run into in a Sunnydale cemetery... or is that Who?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24
The Grace and Favour Affair reviews
It was supposed to be a quiet little vacation in the country, but things are never quiet for Napoleon and Illya, especially when they are staying at Millford Manor with Mr. Humphries and the gang from Grace Brothers.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
Want to see what trouble we can get into? reviews
Napoleon and Illya decide the best way to stage an assault.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Complete
Insanity reviews
"Are you insane?" "Do you really want me to answer that?"
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
Make a Wish reviews
Gomez is having trouble finding just the right gift for Pugsley. It's Aunt Amy to the rescue. The last of the One from Column A challenge.
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
A Man Walks into a Bar reviews
You never know who you are going to bump into when you go for a walk after dark in Sunnydale. Written for the One from Column A Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7 - Complete
Paid in Full reviews
It often pays to update your wall art, especially in UNCLE HQ. Part of the One from Column A and Working Stiffs
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4 - Complete
Now You're Cooking reviews
Sapphire is looking for a cookbook and who better to help her than Matt from Taste? Part of the One from Column A challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
The Days are Numbered reviews
Giles finds something in the library that he didn't leave there the night before and it could only come from one man, The Doctor. Written for the One from Column A challenge
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Complete
Up the Down Staircase
Spike is hungry, but his intended victim of the evening isn't exactly to his tastes. Lead is played by Val Pringle and was Steel's other partner, his protective coating, as it were. Lead also delighted in Sapphire's cooking and seemed more a jovial, friendly giant than a dangerous member of the Sapphire & Steel team. Part of the One from Column A challenge
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
Resuce Mission reviews
Napoleon and The Doctor are in the hands of THRUSH and it's up to Illya and Donna to rescue them. Part of the One from Column A challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
Weird is Relative reviews
Illya can't wake up and there's something new, a little scary and very Addams Family sitting on his kitchen counter. Written for the One from Column A challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - Complete
Sock It To Me reviews
As Rocky is about to find out, you never know who you are going to run into in Old Sacramento while looking for socks. Part of the One from Column A series and also part of the Foothills universe
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - OC - Complete
Remember, It's the Thought That Counts
Buffy and Willow try to decide what to get Giles for his birthday.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
Not a Creature was Stirring reviews
Napoleon and Illya wait for a phone call on Christmas Eve. Written for Down the Chimney 2019 and the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Complete
The Taste of Christmas reviews
When it becomes apparent that two long since departed agents had a pension coming their way, two Working Stiffs pay The Foothills a little visit. Written for The 12 Fics of Christmas 2019 Warning: Slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You reviews
Just when Napoleon thinks his Aunt Amy can't possibly surprise him anymore, she does. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas. Warning: Mild slash ahead.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Complete
It's Cold Outside
Gru tries to explain to Bob the controversy around "Baby, It's Cold Outside." Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Complete
Christmases of Long Ago reviews
Buffy thinks folks in the past had better Christmases than today. The Doctor corrects her thinking. This was written for Wiseheart and Thespian15 for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2019
Fa La La reviews
Napoleon is in a deep seasonal funk, but he's lucky he's got good friends and a better partner. Written as part of the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2019 - Complete
Present Round the Tree reviews
Abby brings Tony along for a very special Christmas party. A sequel to All in the Family. part of the 12 Fics of Christmas
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/16/2019 - Complete
Deck the Hall reviews
A working Stiff story about the person who decks UNCLE's halls at Christmas time. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
Reindeer Paws
What do you get the most evil villain of all times for Christmas? Why, a warehouse of weapons, of course... But who are those guys being beaten up on? Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019
Crossover - NCIS & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
Do You Hear? reviews
Napoleon and Illya are in the frozen north at a research facility when Illya discovers a journal kept by Dr. Arthur Carrington, telling of the discovery of a space ship and alien life, some sort of thing from another world. Written for the Twelve Days of Christmas 2019
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2019
Oh, (dead) Christmas Tree reviews
Buffy's looking at Christmas trees and finds a bunch of dying trees. What if she crossed path with any of the Addams, admiring those trees and choosing one for their Christmas? Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2019
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Buffy S., Joyce S. - Complete
Creatures of the Night reviews
Illya never could quite get the hand on Halloween and when a group of Trick or Treaters turn out to not be what they seem, it's Napoleon to the rescue, except this time he has a little help. Written as part of the MFU Scrapbook Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Complete
Shake it up, Baby! reviews
The building had a rich history of being haunted on Halloween night. But a big brave UNCLE agent shouldn't believe such things, should they? Written for the MFU Scrapbook Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Complete
Bonfire Dance
It's rare that Willow gets invited to a party and when Tara poops out, Buffy steps in. Part of the 13 Days of Halloween
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Complete
Just CLowning Around reviews
He'd always seen children as easy victims until these two... A Mouth of Babes story - written for the 13 Days Of Halloween.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Complete
Walking Elements reviews
Sapphire and Steel are sent into the middle of the Sahara Desert to stop a contagion. Even this is a little out of their normal scope. Written for the Spook Me Challenge 2019
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Complete
Boogie(man) Fever reviews
Illya is a scientist and very pragmatic at times, but he's also a Russian. As such he believes deeply in some of the things that go bump in the night. Written for the 2019 Spook Me Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Complete
Stingy Jack reviews
Abby has the Halloween Blues, but not for long if her co-workers have anything to say about it. Written for the 13 Day of Halloween Challenge
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/25/2019 - Complete
An Odd State of Affairs reviews
Illya Kuryakin carefully read and re-read his assignment. It wasn't that language he didn't understand, but there was so much to America's culture that was still a mystery. Of course, he'd lived through their Christmas and even the 4th of July celebrations... Written for the 13 Days of Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Complete
Love Potion No 9
When Spike receives an invitation to a Halloween party, who better to accompanying him than The Slayer. And who better to put it on but the Addams Family. Now if they can just keep Pugsley from spiking the punch... Written for the 13 Days of Halloween
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for reviews
All Illya wanted was to get out of Medical and back home. Home was never like this... nor was Napoleon. Written for the 13 Day of Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Complete
Table of Contents reviews
You never know who might turn up on Dr. Mallard's autopsy table. Written for the 13 Days of Halloween Challenge
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Complete
Something Batty reviews
Who knew bats could dance... well, besides Illya. Writing for the 13 Days of Halloween Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Complete
All in the Family reviews
Abby is an Addams? It makes so much sense... Written for the 12 Days of Halloween challenge
Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2019 - Complete
Spook House reviews
Be careful when venturing through a Haunted House. You never know who you might run into. Written for bradygirl 12, who wanted a Man from UNCLE Haunted house. Part of the 13 Days of Halloween
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Complete
Happy Banannaween reviews
The minions want to celebrate Gru's birthday by baking him a birthday cake ... of course BANANA is the best flavour. And it's Halloween ... Written for the 13 days of Halloween
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2019 - Complete
A Slight Miscalculation reviews
Written for: televisionmouth - NCIS (Ducky) and The Doctor of your choice. Prompt: "You've got the wrong season, Doctor." Part of the 13 Days of Halloween
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Complete
The Death Tree reviews
Just how had that lone tree survived all these years on the Galveston coast? written for the 13 Day of Halloween
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Complete
Stick By Me reviews
Can one person make a difference? Shu Chang didn't think so, but UNCLE was about to prove her wrong. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2019 - Complete
Ghost of a Chance reviews
There was always something weird about the Rawling's place, but until it reached out and grabbed him, Weed had no idea how weird.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Complete
Just Another Day reviews
It's too hot to sleep, too hot to work, what's a grandfather to do? Part of The Mouth of Babes series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Complete
Mouth of Babes titles reviews
ElizabetRose was nice enough to ask for a listing of all the Mouth of Babes stories. Here they are, unfortunately in alphabetical, not chronological.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2019
The Mirror Image Affair reviews
Slender, skilled, blond, there's a cat burglar on the prowl in New York and Napoleon is afraid he know who it is.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Complete
Not a Peep of Trouble reviews
For Lindafishes8 who wanted an Illya-centric story involving purple Peeps. Written for the 2019 MFUWSS Easter Egg Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Complete
A Mask for All Seasons reviews
Black Mask is back and he's out for revenge on Bruce Wayne. And Batman may just well let him have his way with the playboy billionaire.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2019 - Complete
Love also Sucks reviews
Young men are turning up old and dead, everyone seems to be having way more sex than she is and, worse, Buffy is struggling with Theatre Appreciation while have naughty thoughts about a certain vampire. Obviously, there is evil abound.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2019 - Complete
Riddle Me This Again
E. Nigma is out to score his biggest hit yet and all he has to do is find a treasure that's been hidden for a hundred years and steal it from a ghost. And The Batman is going to be right there lending the ghost a hand.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,678 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2019 - Complete
Delivery! reviews
Illya is bone tired and suddenly there is a knock at his door.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Complete
Never Alone reviews
Illya introduces a woman to a world she never knew existed - reading.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Complete
Faceless reviews
When receiving a doll with no face, it's only rational to be cautious, but four-year-olds are seldom cautious... Also a brief appearance by Jack Harkness.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Complete
Take out the Trash reviews
It takes a special breed to comb through UNCLE's trash to make sure the world was kept safe. Part of the Working Stiffs series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Complete
Five Golden Rings reviews
Christmas to Napoleon was round. There were presents round the tree, halos around the heads of the little family in the manger, wreathes, and so on. Napoleon saw circles everywhere, even around the lights when he looked at them without his glasses on. Written for Down the Chimney 2018. Mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas reviews
Two roads running parallel, never meeting, except possibly this time they might. Written for the 2018 Down the Chimney challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
Twelve Minions Helping reviews
When Santa's elves are ill, he decides to take on some replacements. Such a bad idea. Part of The Twelve Fics of Christmas
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Complete
Eleven Guests A'knocking
Napoleon and Illya are home for the holidays and, for once, in good shape. What's an agent to do? "Answer the door, Illya." Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Complete
Ten Minutes Waiting
How do you shop for in Invisible Man? Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Invisible Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Complete
Nine Outfits Ready reviews
Pugsley is acting weird, even for an Addams, and there's only one person for the job - Napoleon Solo. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Complete
Eight Hours Thinking reviews
Ducky opened his door and walked in, pausing before he shut it behind him. It had been a long time since he'd had to worry about being jumped by some over-enthusiastic foe, but he was still cautious. He'd been planning for moment just like this one… Written for The12 Fics of Christmas
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Complete
Seven Generations Passing reviews
Tony's mom's British Paddington family is related to the American Addams. Senior shows up and wants Tony to hit up Gomez and Morticia for money to invest in his most recent schemes. However, nothing ever is as it seems in the Addams household. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Complete
Six Days of Hoing reviews
Santa's in a bind. Who's he gonna call? Why, his two favorite Elements, of course. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Complete
Five Stolen Things - 2018 reviews
While Willow panders to her secret addiction, Spike panders to his. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Complete
Four Doting Girls reviews
Where have all the girl minions gone? Bob realizes you need to be careful what your wish for. Written for the 12 Fics of Christams
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2018 - Complete
Three Gloomy Addams reviews
Omg then YES! I'd like to go for Addams Fam this time, please :D My favourites were Wednesday (of course) and Morticia and Gomez (so romantic!). Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2018
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2018 - Complete
Two Aged Spies reviews
Prompt : Mouth of Babes. The boys run out late on Christmas eve to get a secret gift for the family, and get locked out. Number One, Section One, and Number One, Section Three trying to get back in the house a) quietly, and b) oh, did I mention that Napoleon lost his front door key and Illya's is right on his dresser. And, look, there's a ladder...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2018 - Complete
A Time Lord in a Sunnydale Crypt reviews
The Doctor is anxious for a little peace and quiet this Christmas. He doesn't get it. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2018
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Complete
Evening Song reviews
It had been a long time since he'd had any visitors to the convent. What's a monk to do when two of them show up? Warning for slash suggestion
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
Let the Veil Be Lifted reviews
When Napoleon and Illya happen into some old ruins, Napoleon starts acting very strangely
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
Trick or Treat, Baby reviews
When Napoleon and Illya chaperone a Halloween party for teens, anything can happen.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
All Hail The Pumpkin King reviews
Taking refuge in an old shed overnight, Napoleon sees some things that should never been seen.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2018
The Goatman Cometh reviews
But surely it's just a legend...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Complete
Once More With Rhythm reviews
An UNCLE agent needs to know more than just how to shoot and steal micro dots. That's where a dance instructor comes in handy. My thanks to M H E Priest for her great suggestion! This is part of the Working Stuffs series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Complete
Leaf Me Alone reviews
The world is at stake and Napoleon turns to an old friend for help.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Complete
Roadside Assistance reviews
Ginny Jean needed a knight in shining armor and Napoleon is there to save the day, but is there more to this story than meets the eye?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Complete
Indian Summer reviews
It was the sort of day that made you want to lie back in the grass and stare at the sky. But why was Steel doing it?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Complete
The Yule Cat Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya just intended for a couple of down days after a stressful mission, only to find themselves in an awkward situation and the Yule Cat on the prowl.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
Well, That's Alarming! reviews
Alarms are a good way to protect agents from the bad guys, but who you gonna call? My thanks to MEPriest for the prompt! I hope you like what I've done with it.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Complete
When Opposites Attract reviews
When people think marriage counselors, they don't necessary think of spy organizations, but come to find out, they do need them just as much as any other walk of life. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Complete
The Harsh Light of Reality reviews
It's been an elephant in the room for quite some time, but now it has come to a head. Warning: some slashiness, prejudice, language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Complete
Nothing Up My Sleeve reviews
Written for Obscurefest. Umbralpilot, who requested Sapphire and Steel, titular characters either / or &, heist at the British museum. I hope this fits the bill.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Complete
Poochies in the Night
Bob the Minions walks into a bar and meets Xander Harris. Written for the 2018 Intoabar challenge.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
Pochemuchka
Questions! So many questions! What's an agent supposed to do? A Mouth of Babes tale
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Complete
La Llorona reviews
Children are disappearing from a small Mexican village. Is it La Llorona or something else more sinister?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Complete
Say it with Chocolate reviews
The only thing that equals Halloween for candy is Easter and Napoleon is determined to start Illya off on the right foot. Written for the MFUWSS Easter Egg Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Easter Reimagined reviews
His first Easter without his beloved aunt and Napoleon is feeling low. Thank the stars for loving friends. written for the MFUWSS Easter Egg Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
An Insuring Situation reviews
UNCLE is self insured to take care of all those little mishaps in the field. So when THRUSH decides to file, it's a working stiff to the rescue.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2018
The Bench reviews
It was just an inanimate object. It couldn't possibly have feelings. Written for Nakeisha. Adults only, please.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Worst Boyfriends Ever reviews
They were, without a doubt, all that and much more. Written for Elmey for the 2018 Valentine's Day Challenge. Warning: mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Complete
Let Us In reviews
They were just two kids. Napoleon though there wouldn't be any harm with letting them into the car, but Napoleon couldn't be more wrong. Based upon the urban legend of The Black-Eyed children
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Complete
A Child is Borne
You can learn a lot by listening to your co workers, even if it's not something you necessarily want to know. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Complete
Gather Near to us reviews
It's Christmas Eve and two grandfathers reflect on their lives together. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Complete
First Snow in Brooklyn reviews
Napoleon keeps dreaming that Illya is killed in an avalanche, but it's June in New York. Surely that's not going to happen... is it? Part of the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Complete
A Very Buffy Christmas reviews
She didn't have very many of them, but even Buffy deserved a nice Christmas now and again. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
Sweet Tooth reviews
Who is making UNCLE headquarters smell a lot like Christmas? Part of the Working Stiffs series. Written for Duckys lady as part of the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Complete
Bananas We Have Heard on High reviews
Getting all those minion stockings stuffed takes more than just Santa. It takes Kevin! Written for Slobberpuppy as part of the 12 Fics of Christmas
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2017
How Illya Stole Christmas reviews
Peter is suddenly terrified of his grandfather and no one can figure out why. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Part of the Mouth of Babes and written for Jkkitty for the 12 fics of Christmas challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Complete
Rescue Mission reviews
Her parents are missing. What's a little Element to do but call upon the service of good ole St. Nick? Written for ragnarok 08 as part of the 12 Fics of Christmas
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Complete
A Naughty Secret Santa reviews
Nellie is beside herself wondering what to get her Secret Santa recipient. However, there is someone determined to give her something else to think about. written for Lindafishes8 as part of the 12 Fics of Christmas.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Complete
A Very Krampus Christmas reviews
You meet the nicest people in graveyards. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas challenge.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Dashing Through the Snow reviews
It would take a miracle to find Napoleon in a raging snow storm. Thankfully, there's someone we can always count on for one. Writing for Lgvu for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Complete
A Whovian Christmas
What could be better than being home for the holidays. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas 2017
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2017 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
The Welcome to Night Vale Affair reviews
There are times when everything makes sense and other when nothing is as it seems. Night Vale is very much the latter as Napoleon and Illya discover.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Complete
A Bridge Too Far
Buffy and the Scooby gang don't know what's worse, the ghosts haunting the bridge or the fact that their parents used to 'hang out' there. Kids!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Complete
One Day at a Time reviews
She'd been waiting so long for him - possibly too long. Warning: Character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Complete
The Face in the Fire reviews
They say that at any given time we can be moments away from death. This is especially true when you are seasoned UNCLE agents and there's a face in the fire.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Complete
Rust in Peace reviews
It was a simple case of an agent retrieval, bringing one of their own back home. Too bad the tribe didn't see it that way. written for the 2017 MFU Halloween challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Complete
The Night Visitor reviews
Do you believe in the boogeyman? You should. He believes in you. Written for the 2017 Spook Me Challenge. Monsters assigned - scarecrow and boogeyman
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Complete
Mirror Images reviews
Illya thought his day couldn't get any worse. All he had to do was find and rescue Napoleon and get out of the house. Too bad Time had other plans for him.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/26/2017 - Complete
Watch the Cliffs reviews
A cold Autumn night, a restaurant on the cliffs, what better time and location for a ghost story?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/25/2017 - Complete
Always the Vigilant reviews
Charlie knew in his heart there was something wrong, but he was scared and needed someone to back him up. Who better than King Arthur and a Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Complete
I Can Still See You reviews
Going back to high school always brings back bad memories for the Scooby gang, but when it is sitting over the Hellmouth, it's just that much more complicated.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Complete
We Are Family - Chapter Two - The Game's Afoot reviews
What can you say, kids will be kids. If they are Wednesday and Pugsley Addams, you might want to watch your back...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2017 - Complete
We are Family reviews
Morticia is missing. Who could Gomez possibly get to make a house call? Why a doctor, of course.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
The Board Knows reviews
It's just a piece of wood with some writing on it. What's the big deal? When it's an Ouija board, it's a very big deal, indeed.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Complete
The Lurker reviews
There's something behind Napoleon and it's bad, but what it is he doesn't have a clue.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Complete
The Wicked Stage reviews
It was Ashleigh Murdock's opening night. She was expecting big things, but she never expected a visit from the theatre's ghost.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Complete
Rest in Peace reviews
Rest in peace. You say that when someone dies and you think it's what happens. I'm here to tell you, no such luck.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Complete
Good Boys reviews
When Napoleon was twelve, he almost died. Yet, even now, he's still not sure he's totally alive.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Ever wonder who goes behind agents and finds all the stuff they leave behind? Why, a working stuff, of course.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Complete
A Light Touch reviews
Just who teaches the agents all the skills they need to survive? Why Working Stiffs, of course. It takes a thief or rather a pickpocket to tell just who to pick a pocket or two.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Complete
The Revenege of the Pop Art Affair reviews
Something silly and inspired by the Waverly Affair.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Complete
The Harvey Affair reviews
The people you meet in a bar... written for the 2017 Easter Egg Challenge in MFUWSS. this is a cross over with the 1950 movie - Harvey
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
The Home Again Affair reviews
Illya has been recalled and as he packs, he remembers the good times.Warning - death is mentioned. And with death, rebirth. Written for the 2017 Easter Egg Challenge in MFUWSS
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
The Spring Affair reviews
When April decides to strut herself, what's a fella to do? Written for the 2017 Easter Egg Challenge in MFUWSS
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
Eggsactly reviews
Summary The prompt was for an Easter egg with both Illya and Napoleon, a nice day off, and egg rolling. Written for the 2017 Easter Egg Challenge in MFUWSS. This is a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Complete
A Rose is Just a Rose, Except When it's Not reviews
Summary A man died trying to get a microdot to UNCLE. He just forgot to mention where he put it. Written for the 2017 Spring Fling for MFU
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Complete
Just Plain Ducky reviews
Five scientists have vanished. UNCLE suspects THRUSH. Napoleon and Illya go undercover to trap them. Who would have thought ducks could be so complicated? Written for the 2017 Spring Fling in MFU Scrapbook
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Complete
Angels We Have Heard On High reviews
Napoleon is usually the picture of holiday cheer, but his mood is definitely dour and for good reason. He's the only one left. Written for 2016 Down the Chimney
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
If I Could Talk to the Animals reviews
They say on Christmas Eve, the animals can talk, but will the people listen? Written for 2016 Down the Chimney. this is a Mouth of Babes tale
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
Twelve Minutes Ticking reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Tim is questioning everything and his purpose in all of it. Thankfully, there's someone he can talk to just downstairs. This is the final installment in the 12 Fics of Christmas. I hope that you have enjoyed reading them as much as I have enjoyed writing them. Merry Christmas, everyone!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Ten Laughing Friends reviews
Alone at Christmas, Ducky starts to reminisce on Christmases past, not thinking about his future. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Complete
Nine Presents Hopping reviews
Illya and Santa's helpers are planning a special surprise for UNCLE HQ, except even Illya had no idea it would be this special! Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Four Christmas Demons reviews
People with dyslexia should be careful when writing their wish list. Part four of the 12 Fics of Christmas
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Complete
Two Tired Agents reviews
Napoleon and Illya are trapped with a THRUSH and his family. Who will crack first? Second in the 12 Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Complete
A Light Bulb in a Pine Tree reviews
Sapphire and Steel are on a mission to save Santa and Christmas from being swallowed by Time. The first in this year's 12 Fics of Christmas
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
It's Illya's first Halloween in America. Written for the 2016 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Complete
One for the Books reviews
Written for the Scrapbook 2016 Halloween Challenge - talk about a needle in a haystack.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Complete
The Daimaji Affair reviews
Trapped on an abandoned island with THRUSH, April and Illya will need a miracle to win. written for the Scrapbook 2016 Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Complete
Field Work reviews
It's just another day in the field. written for the 2016 Scrapbook Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Complete
Death is Easy reviews
Ever wonder just how Napoleon and Illya escaped all those brushes with Death? Written for the 2016 Spook Me! Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Complete
If The Shoe Fits reviews
There is a prankster in their midst and no one is safe. Written for Element Flash, prompt Wrongfully convicted
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Complete
The Lazy Days of Summer reviews
As concern over Steel's mental state grows, Sapphire attempts get him to relax with an old-fashioned picnic. Written for Element Flash Prompt - Mistaken for gay
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Complete
An Afternoon at the Museum reviews
Sapphire and Steel visit the American Museum of Natural History. Written for Element Flash - crossover with Night at the Museum
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2016
Illya and The Mullo reviews
It's a simple rescue - just go in and find his friend among a labyrinth of rooms. He did it once and everything went well. All Illya had to do was face his fear and a very bad memory.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
In the Nick of Time reviews
Written for Element Flash - it's a very strange day at the zoo and it's up to Sapphire and Steel to fix things before they get too carried away and Time is changed for good.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Complete
The Dialogue Meme Tales reviews
These bits were written in response to a Dialogue Challenge Meme. People were able to pick two characters from the various fandoms that I write and I would write them something, but only with dialogue. Fandoms include: MFU, BtVS, ST:OS, ST:NG, Sapphire & Steel, NCIS, Sherlock, Invisible Man, Sherlock, & Despicable Me.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Complete
One from Column A reviews
After his life was radically changed in a car accident, Danny never thought he'd amount to much, until he saw something happening in a tailor shop. Part of the Working Stiffs series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Complete
Asylum reviews
Was it love or something else that had trapped the nanny for so many years? That's what Sapphire and Steel are hoping to find out, if it doesn't kill them first. Written for Element Flash. Prompt: Unrequited love
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting reviews
Napoleon and Illya babysit their grandson for the first time. What could possibly go wrong? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Complete
No Way Out reviews
When the transuranic operatives arrive, Sapphire and Steel both know it's all too late to save anyone. Written for Obscure and British commentfest for candyflosskillr
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2016
Hard Day's Night reviews
As Sapphire struggles to command Time, a stranger finds his way into their midst and is bent on one task, killing Steel. Written for Element Flash
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Complete
The Back to the Wall Affair reviews
All of THRUSH has descended upon Napoleon and Illya and they are desperate for help... perhaps too desperate. Warning: Please read this with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
A Fire to be Kindled reviews
Sapphire and Steel are trapped, seemingly forever. There's nothing that can be done, except for one box that stands in the way of the Transuranics winning forever. Written for Element Challenge - A horrible disease
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Complete
Visiting Hours are Over reviews
Ever think about the guy stuck outside the hospital room door, making sure nothing happens? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Complete
What a Terrible Way to Begin the New Year reviews
Pat wasn't have a good start to the New Year, but Sapphire and Steel weren't exactly having the best of luck either. Written for the Element Flash - January Challenge. Prompt: What a terrible way to begin the New Year.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Jingle Bells reviews
Chaos, confusion and missing panties - it must be Christmas with the Solos. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
Santa's Naughty List reviews
Sapphire and Steel visit Santa and it's not surprising who's coming up on his naughty list. Written for Element Flash - December prompt - Santa's Naughty List
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Complete
The Guardian reviews
Illya is in trouble and Napoleon must team up with an unlikely alley for help - a statue! Written for the 2015 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/26/2015
Just About Midnight reviews
Napoleon and Illya have a very unusual stake out, but it's nothing compared to what happens next. Written for the 2015 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Complete
Run! reviews
What did Napoleon see that has turned the UNCLE agent into a nervous mess? That's exactly what Illya wants to know. Written for the Scrapbook's 2015 Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Whooo Goes There reviews
Napoleon and Illya meet a very unusual presence while camping one night. Written for the MFU-Scrapbook 2015 Halloween Challenge for Laurose8
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Topper Affair reviews
Mr. Waverly has taken to talking to himself. Is it just old age catching up or could it be something else?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
Memories Fade reviews
A town is suffering from mass amnesia and Sapphire and Steel are sent to make sense of it. However when Sapphire becomes afflicted, it's up to Steel and Lead to save her. Written for Element Flash - October prompt - pumpkin carving.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Complete
September Burn out reviews
What happens when an Element suffers job burn out? That what Steel is about to find out. Written for Element Flash - Sept prompt - things have happened in September.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Eat Up! reviews
Take three bored Canteen workers, an agent with the reputation of eating anything and it's the start of a very bad day...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Complete
Cigars, Cigarettes? reviews
When you are an UNCLE agent, it helps to have people watching out for you. Part of the Working Stiffs series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Complete
Day Tripper reviews
When undercover goes terribly bad... I'm so, so sorry...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Complete
Seek and Ye Shall Find reviews
They looked everywhere for the proof, knowing that without it, their mission would be deemed a failure. Or at least, almost everywhere. My sincerest apologies for this up front. It's just one of those days.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Complete
Should Auld Aquaintance reviews
It's the day Illya Kuryakin fears, but there's no getting around it.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
Driving Mr Kuryakin reviews
A Working Stiffs story - She thought she'd seen it all until a car, crammed full of garbage, drove into their car wash. She hadn't seen anything yet.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
By the Sea, By the Sea reviews
It's just a day at the shore, but nothing is ever as it seems in Sapphire's and Steel's world. Written for the Element Flash July prompt - grain of sand
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Complete
June is Busting Out All Over
They are bringing in new agents and there is concern among the Elements. Written for Element Flash - June 2015. Let me apologize now...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Published: 6/24/2015
I Heard it Through the Grapevine reviews
The things you overhear in the restroom at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Complete
Just Shoot Me Now reviews
Illya is concerned when he discovers that nearly all the female support staff at UNCLE are afraid of their weapons. He comes up with a clever plan to drive home the point, but things never work out as he plans. A Mouth of Babes story. My thanks to Reapermum for a great bunny
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Research Can Be Fun
Neither Sapphire or Steel understand what sort of experimentation took place in this torture chamber or why they have strict 'hands off' instructions. Written for Elemental Flash - prompt: unethical human experimentation. No warnings - unless you react poorly to Jell-O
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
In Spring Eternal Hope Lives reviews
Napoleon is missing and Illya is desperately searching for him. Who could have known that it would lead Illya right back to where it all started. This started as a 400-word Easter egg and there were several kind requests to expand it. Here is the results.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Complete
A Pound of Flesh reviews
What could be killing some of the most important and unlikable men in Gotham? That's something The Batman wants to find out, even if it means the death of him.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Complete
Back for the First Time reviews
Written for Intoabar - Steel walks into a bar and meets Spike. Steel never thought his relationship with Sapphire would require a vampire for explanations, but Spike is willing to overlook that and give his advice anyways.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Complete
The Year of the Cat reviews
When the Batman is injured, where should he turn for help in protecting a cat-loving VIP to Gotham? It is just a matter of letting a cat(woman) out of the bag. My thanks to Laurose8 for her beta and charming comments.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K. - Complete
Out of the Trenches reviews
First poisoning Mr. Waverly, then being kidnapped by THRUSH, there are some days that it's not worth getting out of bed. A new Working Stiffs
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Complete
The Language of Flowers reviews
It was just like any other Valentine's Day for Nellie... until the roses started showing up. Written for Lindafishes8 for the 2015 Valentine's Day Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
The Setting of the Sun reviews
Two ships sailing in different directions. Written for the MFU Scrapbook 2015 Valentine's Day Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
A Kiss is Just a Kiss Affair reviews
Most of the men in New York are suddenly stricken with some bizarre flu. Could THRUSH be behind it?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Complete
A Moment Once Split reviews
A sort of Man from UNCLE meets Twilight Zone. A long rest stop, two separated partners - how could two people have such different experiences?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Oh, What a Party reviews
Steel sick? Is that even possible? Written for the January Element Flash challenge. Prompt - hang over
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Complete
The Revenge of the Fruitcake Affair reviews
Just why are those two THRUSH agents so hot of Napoleon's and Illya's heels? Could it be that Napoleon is safeguarding Mrs. Waverly? Could it be Illya stationed at the Waverly house? Or might it be something else entirely different? Written for the Down the Chimney 2014 challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Twevle Minutes Missing reviews
One minute Spike was in LA, preparing for the big showdown and the next he's in New York. Shame THRUSH mistakes him for a certain blond UNCLE agent... The last fic for the Twelve Fics of Christmas. Warning : slashy overtones
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
Eleven Ornaments Hanging reviews
Illya is recuperating and not very happy about Napoleon's care and comfort until he realizes what it's masking. Napoleon can't understand why Illya just isn't getting it. Warning - slash is mentioned, but nothing graphic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Ten Time Lords Leaping reviews
The Doctor and Donna decide to visit an old friend of The Doctor's, Alexander Waverly. Part of the Twelve Fics of Christmas series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Nine Agents Dancing reviews
Napoleon takes Illya to see "The Nutcracker" on his first Christmas in America. A Solo tradition every year when he's in town. Part of the Twelve Fics of Christmas series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
Eight Agents Thinking reviews
What would happen if there were an irregularity in Time and Sapphire and Steel had to help IK and NS deal with THRUSH's toying with it?
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Complete
Seven Days A'Passing reviews
Left on a scuttled ship, newly partnered Napoleon and Illya must find a way to work through their difference and get rescued - part of the Twelve Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Six Towers A'Shining reviews
Napoleon and Illya chase Thrush agents into Saint Basil's Cathedral at night, but unexpectedly they bump into Ivan the Terrible instead. Part of the Twelve Fics of Christmas
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Complete
Five Stolen Things reviews
The Scooby gang is snatched from their time to be shot back to New York City, circa 1966... and, oh, is that a Hellmouth opening up under UNCLE HQ? This is a sort of sequel to "Cage without a Key"
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
Three Tired Elementals
Another 12 Fics of Christmas and part of the Becoming Human series - "Yes, Astra, there IS a Santa Claus."
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Two Coffe Cups reviews
Another 12 Fics of Christmas - Buffy hadn't meant to walk in on them. The sight was more than the vamp-dusting, demon-tromping heroine could take.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
A Departure from Gate Three reviews
Aunt Amy has a special Christmas present for Napoleon and Illya who haven't come to terms with their relationship. Warning - suggestive slash A take off of the Twelve Days of Christmas from prompts given
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
A Word of Caution reviews
His job is to advise folks to slow down, but THRUSH isn't inclined to listen, especially when chasing Napoleon and Illya. Now it's up to Old Ned to save them. A Working Stiff story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
A Cage Without a Key reviews
It isn't a fit night out for man or vampire. Spike (BtVS) walks into a bar and meet Mr. Waverly (MFU). Sometimes it takes the soul of a poet to really see things. Written for the Into the bar challenge.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2014
The Night Had Eyes
The safe house is proving to be anything but. What was supposed to be a sanctuary might well be their tomb. Written for 2014 Halloween challenge. Warning: slightly slashy overtones
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Complete
Just Around Midnight reviews
Illya meets a very strange young lady is a rather unusual place. Written for the 2014 Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014
Baby Blue Eyes reviews
All she wanted was to be loved. Is that too much to ask? Written for the 2014 Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
How The Raven Made Mr Kuryakin Dance reviews
The Raven stories are abundant, but they were brand new to Illya. Written for the 2014 Halloween Challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Free Hugs reviews
Illya was certain it wasn't a dream, but a seasoned UNCLE agent just doesn't vanish from the face of the earth... does he?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
(Don't) Eat Your Veggies reviews
It's not just the puns that are explosive in this affair.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2014
Between Reality and a Nightmare reviews
It happened to Napoleon as a child and it couldn't possibly have been real. Yet, who's to say that the creatures from nightmares don't really exist and we spend our lives trying to convince ourselves otherwise. Written for LeetheT
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
Not All That it Appears reviews
It's 1994 and the World Cup is coming to the US. UNCLE is scheduled to provide security, but something is very wrong with Illya. Napoleon is determined to find out what it is. My thanks to Reapermum for a great prompt! This is part of the Mouth of Babes series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Sapphire gets some unlikely advice from a unexpected source.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Complete
Acid Wit reviews
Someone is taking out THRUSH employees and Waverly is determined to get to the end of it. Andin the background, there's someone writing every word down. Part of the Working Stiffs series. Warning: disturbing images
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
Flushed with Pride reviews
Sapphire and Steel face their most difficult assignment to date - toilet training. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
Again! reviews
Proof that pain meds and PBS children's television doesn't mix. This is pretty much unbeta'd so if you find stuff, please feel free to PM me. Otherwise, don't hate me - it's all the pain meds fault. Illya meets some very odd creatures while recuperating...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014
Pinkies Up reviews
Good manners always count and you never know when they just might save your life. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014
Many Realities Hidden reviews
Everyone has secrets, even Dr. Mallard. In fact, he has one so well hidden that even Gibbs doesn't have a clue what it might be.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2014
Technical Difficulties reviews
It was only a record - what harm could come from that? Written for the July Elements Flash challenge - Technical Difficulties
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
A Brave New World reviews
Just why did Ducky become a medical examiner. That's what Jimmy wants to know.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Ducky M., Jimmy P., Breena S. - Complete
B' Mine reviews
Steel has been very patience with all of Sapphire's demands, but finally even she goes too far. Written for Element Flash, Prompt: THE CHICKEN DINNER THAT DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE! Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Friendly Fire reviews
Illya is captured by THRUSH and escapes. However things are not what they first appear.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2014
Strange Goings on
I offer you something very silly, but what else would you expect when you have a pink, orange and blue spotted kangaroo jumping around UNCLE HQ
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Complete
The Witch in the Well reviews
There has been a legend about the mère engueule snatching children for many years in the small village and Sapphire and Steel come to make sure no more meet their death. If only the town would cooperate. Written for Obscure and British commentfest. My thanks to Svetlanacat4 for this nifty legend!
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Trapped in an Elevator (or Lift if you prefer) reviews
Written for Obscure and British Commentfest. Lost Spook wanted to know what would happen if Sapphire, Steel and Silver got stuck in an elevator. This is my response.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Complete
Illya and the Tambourine reviews
Why do they hold such a spell over him? Part of the Illya and the Gypsies series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
The Creation of Man reviews
Sapphire and Steel try their hand at Worldbuilding.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
I Love Paris
It wasn't really Steel's fault that he misunderstood Sapphire's comment. Written for the May Element Flash. Prompt - Paris in springtime
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Complete
The Gatekeeper reviews
All that stands between UNCLE HQ and a THRUSH invasion is Napoleon and he's busy flirting with the receptionist.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
The Blue Plate Special reviews
It's never wise to invite two women to the same restaurant on the same evening, but when they are both THRUSH agents, it's a very bad idea indeed. Written for the 2014 Easter Egg challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Complete
By the Beautiful Sea reviews
A follow up to "Till Death Do We Part" - Doctor Mallard runs into some interesting characters at the beach.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
April Showers reviews
It's a special day and Sapphire fears that Steel has forgotten all about it. Written for the April Element Challenge. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014
Just the Facts reviews
Napoleon contemplates the puzzle that is Napoleon Solo. Written for the 2014 Easter Egg challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Complete
The Retrieval reviews
Elementals aren't supposed to fall in love with humans, but that doesn't stop a determined Agent from doing just that. Based upon a suggestion made on sapphire&steel.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
The Gay Bomb Affair reviews
Why is Napoleon suddenly so unattractive to women and yet men can't seem to resist his charms? Why, it's THRUSH, of course. It's always THRUSH. Based on a true story and a wonderful prompt! If it's yours, please let me know. Warning - some adult situations suggested, but no "/".
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014
Regrets on a Bench reviews
Three Innocents, all thinking about their time in a Chrome and Gunmetal Madhouse.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2014
It's a Mystery reviews
A locked room, a dead body, and Sapphire and Steel - Hercule Poirot couldn't do it better. Written for Element Flash - March prompt - a locked room mystery
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
Up on the Roof reviews
Napoleon is desperate to find out where Illya disappears to during the day. When he finds out, Napoleon decides to kick it up a notch. HELP! someone gave me this as a prompt, if you recognize it, please let me know it's yours.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2014
The Importance of Listening reviews
A new Working Stiffs. In the war, she'd been part of an elite force of code breakers, but that was merely training for the biggest challenge of her life - UNCLE. My thanks to Reapermum for a fabulous prompt.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014
In the Still of the Night Affair reviews
A good old fashion UNCLE romp in four acts with bad guys, good guys, a worm in the works, and even Hawaiian food.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Caught in the Moment
She spun and screamed and died - again and again and again. It's up to Sapphire to set her free. Written for the Element Flash February Challenge - Sleepy Hollow
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
Buffy Who? reviews
Time Lord meet Vampire Slayer. Let the games begin.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Then Nightmares are Made of This Affair reviews
A sequel to That Dreams are Made of This Affair. Rapidly aging, it's a race for the agents to discover an antidote before they die of old age.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviews
I'm so, so sorry, but I can resist everything except temptation. Warning - ahead there be puns
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/25/2014
Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviews
Written for Element Flash January. Just what are Sapphire and Steel looking for? Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Complete
Saving a Penny reviews
A Working Stiffs tale - UNCLE was the sort of organization that needed a lot of money to operate. This working stiff is the man responsible for guarding the bank, but that doesn't make him Scrooge... does it?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Complete
To Watch Over You reviews
Be careful what you wish for for Christmas. You might just get it.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/19/2013
Old Snowman Winter reviews
Who do you turn to when you want to keep your snowman safe? If your grandfather happens to be an UNCLE agent, there's only one answer. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Complete
Light My Fire
Why would Silver give Astra an album by The Doors? Why was Jet coming on to Steel. Steel doesn't know, but he is determined to find out. Written for Element Flash - December prompt: Jim Morrison/The Doors
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Complete
Christmas By Any Other Name reviews
Illya's hurt and THRUSH is on the hunt. What's a little cat to do? Quite a bit with her friends at her back.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
A House in the 'Burbs reviews
Napoleon has to face his Waterloo - namely a soufflé. A follow up to the Suburbia Affair and a gift for Insaneladybug
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
November Rain reviews
Sapphire is waiting in the rain, but even she can't anticipate what is about to happen and with whom. Written for Element Flash's November challenge
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
A Kid in a Candy Store reviews
Illya goes into a candy store... now there's trouble waiting to happen. No warnings, just silly fun.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Bar Hopping reviews
Steel walks into a bar and meets Jackie Tyler - just the person to give advice to the lovelorn. Written for the Fall 13 Intoabar challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Always Solo reviews
Napoleon sits in captivity and wonders if anyone even misses him or why they would even bother.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
The Devil in the Red Dress reviews
While on a stake out, Napoleon asked Illya for a Halloween story. Illya's story is too convincing. Written for 2013 MFU Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013
Beware the White Witch reviews
While escaping from THRUSH, Napoleon and Illya stumble over the ruins of an old structure. They didn't think it was inhabited. They were wrong. Written for 2013 MFU Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Complete
Riders in the Night reviews
Written for the Spook Me 2013 challenge. Napoleon and Illya are sent on a mission to observe a THRUSH encampment, but they take a wrong turn along the way.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
Something's in the Closet
Written for the Spook Me 2013 challenge. The adults can't find a thing, but Debbie insists there is. No one believes her until Debbie goes missing. Good thing Sapphire and Steel are up to the challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
A Full Moon over the Pumpkins reviews
A Mouth of Babes story. Irina is carefully painting a pumpkin patch worth of pumpkins. Lisle is arranging a display and Illya is taking care of the twins. What could possibly go wrong? Napoleon is about to find out. Based upon a photo prompt from Sparky955
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013
Thoughts on a Rainy Evening reviews
When Napoleon is hurt, Illya begins to question their relationship.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Complete
Squeaky Clean reviews
It takes a high level of trust to be the person who cleans Mr. Waverly's windows, but when he looks in and sees something wrong, this Working Stiff must decided whether to do the right thing or the easy thing. My thanks to Rachaeljurassic for the prompt
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
Silence is Golden reviews
Sapphire and Steel are called in to rid the Earth of a horrific alien, one determined to wipe out mankind one yummy bite at a time. Warnings: intense images that might be unsettling. Written for Element Flash October 2013
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Complete
Leaves on the Wind reviews
All the children have vanished from a small town and Sapphire and Steel still can't figure out exactly what their mission is. Written for Element flash - prompt - fallen leaves.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013
Never Assume reviews
Based upon a Craigslist entry, a mugger picks the wrong two guys to rob. Just some silly MFU fun
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
The Happily Never After Affair reviews
UNCLE and THRUSH agents are being killed and the only link is their gruesome nursery rhyme deaths. It's up to Napoleon, Illya and Del Floria to track down the killer before he or she strikes again..
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Complete
Due Date reviews
A Working Stiffs story - a young UNCLE employee discovers what friendship is all about, as lovingly taught by Napoleon.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving reviews
A sequel to The Mean Reds Affair. Things are getting more and more confusing for Illya around HQ and why is everyone having such a problem with that one report he filed?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Insurance Policy reviews
Sapphire and Steel are summoned to a small village that is empty and protected by large white orbs. Their assignment is a mystery until one of the orbs starts to talk. Crossed with The Prisoner (1967). Written for the August prompt in Element Flash
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Teaching is not for the Weak reviews
What could Illya do to strike fear into the hearts of his students? Based on a joke I post recently. No warnings.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Heads or Tails reviews
What happens when a Cambridge man meets and Oxford cow? Illya picked the wrong day to wear his favorite jacket. Warning - alcohol-induced punning ahead...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Independence Celebration reviews
Steel is tired of being regarded as a monster. written for the July Element flash challenge. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013
Seeing is Believing reviews
The girls in Public Relations discover just what it means to rescue Napoleon and Illya. A new Working Stiffs adventure. Suggested by Laurose8.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Complete
The Mean Reds Affair reviews
Illya has a bad case of the Mean Reds (reference Breakfast at Tiffany's), but he has no idea what caused them. A birthday prompt for Ducky's Lady.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
The Romanian Affair reviews
Illya goes to Romania to claim his ancestrial home - there are just a few obstacles in his path - family, friends and, oh, yes, a Phantom. This is my very first MFU story written in 1980 without ever having seen the show. Forgive the Marysueish lead and the constant 'Solo'
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
The Screaming Tunnel reviews
The legend is that if you light a match, you will hear the screaming of the tunnel's victims. The problem is that you might be the one doing the screaming. Warning for June Bugs and violent images.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Moments in a Cave reviews
Napoleon and an injured Illya take refuge in a cave and Napoleon tries to keep them both safe from THRUSH. No warnings. This is a gift for Sutherwinds
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
Second Glances reviews
Kate: Gibbs, what did Ducky look like when he was younger? Gibbs: Illya Kuryakin Illya Kuryakin walks into a bar and meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Written for intoabar challenge. No warnings except reference to violence.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya journey to Maine to retrieve the diaries of a dead THRUSH official. While there, they meet his seven adult children. Then the kids start dying, each in a manner of a deadly sins, until it's just Napoleon, Illya, and an unknown assassin. Warning graphic images and suggestions of het. Winner of the 2013 MFU Fan Q award.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
The Home Was Never Like This Affair reviews
A sequel to The Romanian Affair. Napoleon and Illya are headed back for retraining at Illya's ancestral home, except now it's the northern version of Survival School and the guy in charge is just as hardnosed as Cutter... My thanks to Queena Foster for her considerable clean up on this!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
An Eye for An Eye reviews
Mr. Tully is back and he's not very happy. Written for the May Element Flash challenge: The Day the Lights Went out by Gensis Warnings: fairly dark, no pun intended.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
The Night in the Museum Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya spend a night in the museum. Did that mummy just move? Written for Tamingthemuse - prompt 354
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Heaven on Earth reviews
Ever wonder what sort of man could work at the Survival School with Cutter? It takes a special sort of Working Stiff. No warnings unless you have something against tropical splendour.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Exploring Your Assets reviews
All those rumors were just that, so what was Napoleon Solo trying to prove? Written for Tamingthemuse - Prompt 353 In Flagrante Delicto.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013
Mirror Finish reviews
Sapphire and Steel must battle their most deadly foe yet - a family-sytle restaurant - oh, and defeat soul harvesters at the same time. No warnings unless you really hate family-style restaurants
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers reviews
Someone is in love with Napoleon. Written for Taming the Muse.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
The Rescue of the Black Knight reviews
Napoleon is held captive by THRUSH and it's up to Illya to rescue him. Written for Taming themuse and for Mayamaia's birthday. Warning: Here thar be puns...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Spring Cleaning reviews
They were expecting great things from Astra, just not quite so soon. part of the Becoming Human series. Written for Element Flash April Challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Never a Dull Moment reviews
A new Mouth of Babes Illya is left in charge of his grandkids. When an accident happens, Illya suddenly finds himself at odds with his own daughter. No warnings unless you don't like kids. Writting for Taming the Muse
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Cooking it up in the Labs reviews
A new Working Stiffs story. Ever wonder about the person who has to finish all of Illya's little lab projects? Meet the guy who tries.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
A Moment in Spring reviews
In a moment, someone must die and yet the spring morning is too lovely for death. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Into the Woods reviews
In the quest to understand the meaning of the phrase, non sequitur, Illya will go to great lengths, even consulting a gypsy about the mysteries of Baba Yaga! An Illya and the Gypsies story. For the purpose of this story, I am using the a definition of a conclusion that does not follow from the premises
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Images Not to be Forgotten reviews
When a building suddenly reappears, Sapphire and Steel are sent to discover its purpose. It is not what they thought and nothing could have prepared them for what was waiting inside. Warning intense images, dismemberment, violences towards children
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
You Say Goodbye, I Say Hello reviews
Wanderlust has no age limit - a Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
Chest Pains
Steel thinks he can handle a baby. Steel is wrong. Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
The Rat Race Affair reviews
It's just another day in the life of this hardworking UNCLE agent.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Like a Virgin reviews
On a solo mission, Illya stumbles across a devil-worshipping sect that needs a virgin sacrifice for a ritual and why is everyone looking at him like that? Warning: HET and adult situations
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Starting Out With a Bang reviews
Sapphire thought pregnancy was the hard part. The baby has arrived - now what? Part 4 of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Nothing was Stirring reviews
Illya is left guarding the fort and when he decides to stretch his legs, he also gets his mind expanded. This is the final story in the Twenty Five Days of Christmas. For the complete list, visit Spikesgirl58 at AO3
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Up on the Rooftop reviews
It's Christmas Eve and there's a storm raging outside. Will Santa make it? A Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic and Mouth of Babes.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Christmas Dreams reviews
Two views of Christmas from two very different and very young standpoints. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
City Sidewalks reviews
It's Illya's first Christmas in New York and Napoleon has a surprise for him, several in fact!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
A Winter Solstice Tale reviews
Sapphire and Steel await a very special visitor at Stonehenge. Their purpose, to reign in a Time Lord... but what is that howling noise? Could it be the Curse of a Demon? Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Price to Pay for Getting well reviews
A Working Stiffs story - a nurse discovers why it's safer to not be around an unconscious UNCLE agent. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas - MFU style reviews
The title pretty much says it all. What is Illya hearing up on the rooftop? Part of the 25 Days of Christmas fic series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Home for the Holidays reviews
Part four of the Becoming Human series. Sapphire is about to give birth and Steel couldn't be more annoyed.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Santa Claus is Coming to Town reviews
Stranded in the Sahara Desert, the best either man can hope for is a swift death. Do you hear sleighbells? Part of the 25 Days for Christmas Fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Ho, Ho, Ho reviews
Steel gets in touch with his 'holly jolly' side. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Silent Night reviews
While on a Christmas shopping trip with Napoleon and Illya, Amy and Mrs. Waverly are involved in a car crash. It's up to the women to take the lead and get help. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas fic. Warning: death of a wild animal.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
The Santa Affair reviews
Alex asks the age-old question, "Is there really a Santa Claus?" His grandfathers are determined to give him a proper answer. Part of the Mouth of Babes series and Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
Reflections on a Christmas Eve reviews
In desperation, Illy seeks out sactuary in a church to try and make sense of his latest assignment. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
Christmas Among the Dinner Trays reviews
A Working Stiff story - A canteen worker get to see how Napoleon and Illya celebrate Christmas. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
A Very Merry Unbirthday reviews
Napoleon thinks everyone has forgotten his birthday - he couldn't be more wrong!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
A Christmas Assignment reviews
Napoleon knew he'd been given up for death. When an older, well-dressed Illya and a beautiful blonde stranger come into his cell, Napoleon couldn't be more surprised! Part of The 25 Days of Christmas Fic.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
An Elemental Beginning reviews
Steel returns from a four-month assignment to discover Sapphire has a surprise for him - fatherhood. Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
The Burning of Snowmen reviews
Illya shows Napoleon an old American Tradition that he never knew about. Warning: tongue in cheek
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Volunteering - It Does a Body Good reviews
A Working Stiffs tale. A newly retired Section Two Agent discovers that in order to live in the present, he must let go of his past, even if that means his recently dead partner. Who better to show him how to live but Napoleon and Illya? Suggested by Jkkitty
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
In the Chill of the Night reviews
What really did happen to Illya during that long night on the mountain and why is he suddenly smoking? Written in response to Avery's prompt on MFU Scrapbook's Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Dead Man's Road reviews
Napoleon and Illya really shouldn't have taken that short cut that night. Written in response to Alynwa's prompt on MFU Scrapbook's Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
All the Wee Beasties
When a friend's home suddenly becomes haunted, Dan Westin steps in to see if they are dealing with real ghosts or something more human in nature. Written as part of the 2012 Spook Me Challenge
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,172 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Invaded reviews
A sequel to Amazing - Norman's sister is all grown up now, but she's not what he expected. Written as part of the Spook Me 2012 challenge
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Nights Like This reviews
Alexander Waverly really hated nights like this.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
One Russian Night reviews
Napoleon discovers the dangers that hide in a Russian forest one Russian night
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
Fallen Enemies reviews
Angelique is dead, but no one expected Napoleon to take it so very hard.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Who'd Thunk it? reviews
Napoleon discovers a previously unknown secret about Illya and it's not what you think.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
A Tale of Two Houses reviews
Two houses, two very different stories - a Mouth of Babes and an early Halloween tale.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Black Out reviews
Just exactly how did Illya and Marion pass the time during the Great Black Out of 1965? Warning - suggested het.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Illya Kuryakin Walks into a Bar reviews
A bar joke, naughty language and images. - written for a Meme challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
An Empty Mind reviews
Just how far will Napoleon go to get out of a little work - written as a Meme challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Naughtiness in Springtime reviews
Nellie has since left UNCLE. When she meets the guys by accident, she very nearly lets an important secret slip. Part of the Nurse Nellie series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
School Daze reviews
Steel discovers that Sapphire has been replaced as his partner and no one will tell him why.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Moving On reviews
Napoleon reflects about his life as they prepares to move from his penthouse to live with his kids. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
I See You reviews
A story about a Russian and his glasses.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Memories of the Past reviews
Alexander Waverly thought his past was dead and buried until it stared him in the eye and blinked. No warnings
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
YOu Can't Go Home Again reviews
Sometimes, it's as hard to say goodbye to something as it is to someone. Response to NCIS Drabble Challenge - Sad
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ducky M. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes reviews
As punishment, Sapphire and Steel are stripped of their powers and made human. Now mere survivial may be the biggest challenge they have ever faced. In response to Element Flash deadline challenge. Warning: adult situations.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Heart of a Gypsy reviews
Illya has only been this close to a gypsy once before.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Daytime Realities reviews
A sequel to Seriesfive's Night Reflections - Sapphire is worried about Steel's current state of mind.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012
Painting a Pretty Picture reviews
Ever wonder how they keep the walls of UNCLE HQ all nice and gray? And it doesn't hurt if he has a secret power, too. A Working Stiffs story. Note: This story was written before I knew there was even a new Batman movie out. This has nothing to to do with the movie or the Colorado incident.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
In My Life reviews
Illya is left alone to brood about his birthday - based on the Beatles song.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Going Postal Naue A Pele Affair reviews
Napoleon is stuck in Hawaii. Illya is stuck in Medical. The Affair continues
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls reviews
Alex is discovering girls. What's a grandfather to do, especially if your name is Napoleon Solo? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Going Postal The Fire and Ice Affair reviews
A look at two missions as seen through an exchange of letters. Co written with Avery11
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Riddle Me This reviews
Riddle me this - there's something odd about the Clairmont Masion. Could it be bats in the belfry, a jokester in the basement or something more sinister at work? Warnings - adult topic and violence
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, E. Nigma - Complete
One Foot in Front of the Other reviews
It was a fabulous mission until... but being partners means no one is left behind. Warning - Gen-Hurt/comfort
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012
And Only the Truth reviews
Steel and The Doctor engage in a game of 'Truth or Dare.'
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
A response to Element Flash June Challenge - just how do the Elements get away from it all?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Never Alone Working Stiff reviews
It takes a special sort to provide comfort for those whom will never recover. UNCLE only hires the best. Not a death fic, no matter what you think.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Around the Campfire reviews
It a tradition - telling ghost stories around a campfire. Now Napoleon is wishing he hadn't said a word. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Enter Aunt Amy reviews
The trick is knowing where to look when you need just the right person for the job.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
How to Spend Easter Vacation reviews
A request for an Easter Egg that was later done by someone else. How to spend Easter - mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Those were the Days reviews
Napoleon reminisces about love and life in general - An Easter Egg challenge - prompt Napoleon-centric, an song stirs an old memory.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Hopping Down the Bunny Trail reviews
Why was Napoleon so insistent that no one see him with UNCLE's latest improvement for the communicators - an Easter Egg Challenge - prompt an Easter song
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
An Easter Surprise reviews
Illya wanted to shoot the rabbit, Napoleon wouldn't hear of it. An Easter Egg challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
And the World Stood Still reviews
An Easter Egg challenge - a song makes someone come out of his shell and speak from his heart. Warning mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
The Great Chicken Wars reviews
A S&S/DW cross. They didn't mean to start a war when they stole some chickens, but now it's up to Sapphire, Steel and The Doctor to find a solution or watch the world wink out of existence.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Tell Me a Story reviews
They are pinned down and injured, so Napoleon's request seems an odd one.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Carpe Noctem reviews
And just when poor Nurse Nellie thinks no one remembers her on Valentine's Day... warning - adult content and *gasp* sex
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Friday Night Insanity reviews
It's just a typical night in the ER when two familiar faces stumble in. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye reviews
All five Section One heads have been captured by THRUSH. To rescue them, you'd practically need to be invisible... good thing Dan Westin is. MFU/Invisible Man 1975 cross.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
The Wanderers reviews
Adults need to be careful what they say to children. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
A Rare Find Indeed reviews
Napoleon and Illya go to the ends of the earth to search for a rare element. Warning: do not read with your mouth full as the story is very silly.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
An Almost Christmas Naughty reviews
After Nellie shows up at the wrong apartment following a wild party, Illya has to decide what to do with a drunken nurse...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
A Heartbeat at their Feet reviews
Holed up in an abandoned cabin, Illya and a senator's daughter experience some Christmas magic - and it's not what you think!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
A Mouth of Babes Christmas story - the grandfathers decided to take all five grandchildren shopping... in New York... alone. Ho, ho, ho...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Christmas Spirits a Working Stiffs Tale reviews
Sometimes you need more than luck Christmas Eve. Sometimes you need a little boost from some spirits.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
A Bit down in the Mouth reviews
What's worse than a toothache? Illya with a toothache rated S for silly
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
A Christmas Presence reviews
Caught in a surprise avalanche, Steel needs a miracle to survive it and find his partner - the question is, has he been naughty or nice?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time reviews
What UNCLE thinks makes a good vacation and what Illya thinks isn't always exactly the same.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
The Clothes Make the Man Affair reviews
Bullet proof... underwear? What will THRUSH think of next?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Stacked to the Rafters reviews
Ever wonder who comes in to make all those repairs after the big fight? A guy has to start somewhere... A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
A New Lease on Life a Mouth of Babes story reviews
Napoleon and Illya prepare to face their biggest affair ever - retirement! warning - tuxes, bubble baths, and unexpected surprises.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
The Whipping Cream & Ping Pong Balls Affair reviews
A microdot sends the guys in opposite directions in the episodic hunt for the bad guy. Warnings - CIA, stuffed toys, exploding jeeps, cross dressing, it's all here, folks.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
In Honor of the Guy reviews
Mark and Illya celebrate a differnt sort of Autumn tradition - Written for the MFU Halloween 2011 Challenge -
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011
The All Wrapped Up Affair reviews
Babysitting at its worse - Written for the MFU Halloween 2011 Challenge -
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Just Ducky reviews
What happens when one of Ducky's 'guest' counsels him? Written for the MFU -Halloween 2011 Challenge -
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
For Sparky reviews
A drabble for Sparky who hated the ending of "Thirst" and wanted something happier.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
The Headless Horseman Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are hot on the trail of THRUSH's newest weapon... or is it something more in keeping with the season. Baw Ha Ha!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
Always in the Market reviews
When UNCLE wants to rent a safe house, where does it go? Why, to its friendly neighborhood real estate agent of course. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Nighttime Reflections reviews
Sapphire dreams.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Amazing reviews
Death stalks the country's largest corn maze and it's up to Sapphire and Steel to find those responsible and deal with them without becoming victims themselves.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Clean up on Aisle One reviews
A new Working Stiffs story inspired by JkKitty - just what sort of store would they have inside UNCLE HQ and what would it stock?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
A Family Affair a Mouth of Babes tale reviews
When tragedy hits Napoleon's family, he's forced to take drastic measures to protect it and his pig-headed partner. Not a death fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Time, Gentlemen, Please! reviews
Being the Pub from UNCLE takes a special kind of bartender - at times one who can shoot first and ask questions later.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Ruling the Mind reviews
Do you ever wonder why Illya is so fascinated by food? Warning - sort of angsty
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
And Now You Don't Affair reviews
The sequel to Now You Seen Him Affair. Napoleon discovers the advantage of having an invisible partner. Cross with Invisible Man
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Blowing in the Wind reviews
The lengths one partner will go for the other - yes, I was bored, why do you ask?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Just Lucky I Guess reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - Nellie has lost the baby and is moving on. A chance encounter with Illya makes her realize that everything and nothing has changed.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
The Now You See Him Affair reviews
previous published, but now entirely rewritten due to the discovery of Invisible Man DVDs. Illya's been dead for thirteen years... or has he? Napoleon discovers that things aren't as they appear.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Sailing against the Odds reviews
What did happen to the crew of the Mary Celeste? Sapphire and Steel, along with Lead are determined to find out.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Can't Live with Him reviews
But Napoleon doesn't want to live without him either. A story of Napoleon's frustration with his Russian partner. Rated PS for pretty silly...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
For All the Crying Children reviews
When Napoleon and a young child are trapped beneath a demolished building, a certain type of UNCLE agent is needed to lend a hand. a Working Stiffs story - inspired by a request from JkKitty1
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Tickled Pink reviews
Baseball, laundry, and hanging dolls from ceiling fans, life around the Solo homstead is never the same thing twice - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
The Tigers are Gone reviews
A follow up the The Tigers are Coming Affair. Why was Napoleon acting so odd during that affair?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Which Witch? reviews
When Time comes marauding as a white witch and starts stealing folks away, it's up to Sapphire and Steel to stop it. Shame she grabs Steel in the process...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Bumps in the Night reviews
Written for the Summer Solstice challenge - Illya and an Innocent take shelter in a house - the Belasco Mansion, Hell House.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
The Food of the Gods Affair reviews
Exploding watermelons? Is nothing sacred to THRUSH? Apparently not as Napoleon and Illya investigate an attack on one of their Vermont field offices
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
In the Garden a new Working Stiffs reviews
His job is to tend the graves of fallen UNCLE agents. It's just after Memorial Day when he notices a new grave - warnings: death, life, and surviving. Not a death fic despite what you might initially think!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Peanut Butter Wars A Mouth of Babes tale reviews
Is all peanut butter the same? That's what Illya aims to figure out. Written by special request *you know who you are...*
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
On the Couch reviews
Why aren't you sleeping, Mr. Solo? - no warnings unless you don't like dialog This is a call and respond story - I called and Avery 11 responded with a fabulous follow up!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
A Warrior Knows reviews
Somehow, the Terra Cotta figures Od Xi'an are walking and Sapphire and Steel are not only confronted with a sizable army of well armed warriors, but also a weasel within their own ranks.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Bottoms Up reviews
Why do they do what do? Napoleon is feeling philosophical, Illya's just feeling hung over...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Clean as a Whistle reviews
A Working Stiffs Story - just because a woman polishes your floor or scrubs your toilet doesn't mean she can't think on her feet - thankfully for the lives of Napoleon and Illya.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Life May Not Be the Party reviews
There is something very odd about this assignment, Steel knew that from the first, but even he couldn't suspect this.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
Time marches on and it's time for a trip down the aisle, providing Genève can stop crying and Alex can stop throwing up. A Mouth of Babes story. No warnings unless you hate weddings
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
First Steps reviews
Did you ever wonder what Napoleon and Illya were like when they weren't head of Section Two, but mere agents? What was that moment like just before...?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Last Minute reviews
A split second decision is often the key between life and death, as Illya discovers. Warnings: HET - adults only please
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
A Tasty Dish reviews
Is often not what it appears. Read it with a tongue planted firmly in your cheek. K for some naughty imagery that kids won't get, but you will.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
An Eruptive Situation reviews
Why are Sapphire and Steel standing on the brink of an erupting volcano. They don't have a clue. Warnings - het, that means sex, folks! Adults only please
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
The Perfect Gift reviews
What do you give the man who has everything - that's what Illya would like to know... Warnings - silliness and bad puns ahead.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
A Man's Real Strength reviews
No. really, his job is to build dams, not knock them down. A Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Take Me Home reviews
Napoleon goes home one last time to say good-bye. Reposted from an early date. The end of the Vermont Series. Warnings: death, biogtry, and accepting the inevitable
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
A Moment in Time reviews
Just what is says and no matter what you think, read to the end.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Come Snow reviews
Illya and a female co-worker are trapped in the black out - however shall they pass the time. Warning: Extreme Het! Reposting.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
The Break a Few Eggs Affair reviews
The Kind of Thailand is assassinated and a film crew accidently recorded it. Now it's up the Napoleon and Illya to get the crew safe out of the country, even as an entire nation goes gunning for them. Reposted from an earlier date
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Eating Right reviews
If you are what you eat, then how do you make UNCLE agents eat properly?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
The Rug Rat Affair reviews
See Leon. See Leon take his kids to UNCLE HQ. See HQ cry and writhe in agony. See Leon run. Run, Leon run... A Mouth of Babes story. K for a naughty word and an ugly thought
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
To Nellie reviews
Their relationship from Illya's point of view. Warnings - mild het, angst
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Riders of the Storm Affair reviews
Towns are being devastated, THRUSH has to be behind it - don't they? It's hard to say when The Doctor's involved. Warnings: DW, language, moderate violence
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Bar Talk reviews
You have to watch out for the quiet ones. Warnings - het, that's a guy and a girl being intimate, but no details. Still, adults only please
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Last Man Out reviews
Rescued from a bomb sight, Illya is left suffering from Survivor's Syndrome and it's up to Napoleon to cure him or watch his partner pulled prematurely from the field. Part of the Vermont Series Warning: language, h/c and angst.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Reflections reviews
Sometimes one more chance is all you're given; the trick is knowing what to do with it. Warnings - angst, naughty language, and a tenetative future. Prequel to Flexing Your Muscles. but not Working Stiffs
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Hair Today a Nurse Nellie Story reviews
Nellie gets the perfect start to her vacation. Het - adults only please!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Stacking the Odds reviews
When you are a very little girl, it's hard to make the connections between A and B. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Idle Hands reviews
Someone finds an interesting way to spice up a staff meeting. Warnings - we're dealing with kids' cereal here...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
A Titanic Decision reviews
The Titanic doesn't sink. Sapphire and Steel are sent to find out why and to figure out what has happened to their fellow Elements. Warning for Elemental sex...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
The Checkmate Affair reviews
Manipulating enemies into corners is Napoleon's specialty. Making them thinking they are winning is his gift.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
The And Now a Word from our Sponsor Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover to infiltrate a THRUSH ad agency. What they find isn't pretty - warnings for language, violence, the California lifestyle, and body waxing...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
New York Dreaming reviews
Napoleon and Illya play a game of 'What if? Warnings: H/C, boredom, and paperclips
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
One Miracle at a Time reviews
Illya's mother has a confession that has the potential to change everything Illya thought he knew about himself. A Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Nothing to Hide reviews
Napoleon and Illya carry the plans to end the world and THRUSH very much would like to prevent them from returning to New York with the plans. The UNCLE agents have different ideas.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Attention, Class reviews
A new Working Stiffs. A survival instructor discovers the difference between practicing what he teaches...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
The Devil Take You reviews
Sapphire and Steel go devil hunting in the 'wilds' of turn of the century New Jersey.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
The 747 Affair reviews
A short bit of why you should always make sure you have an UNCLE agent or two on your flight.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Winkin, Blinkin, and Nodd Affair reviews
If only he could get some sleep, Napoleon could take on the world, if only he could get some sleep...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Boxing Day reviews
Trapped, Napoleon and Illya talk about not keeping New Year's resolutions. K for language.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
The Fruitcake Affair reviews
It wouldn't be the holidays without fruitcake and when Mrs. Waverly decides to deliver them in person, THRUSH will never be the same... Warning: May contain nuts...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
When All Else Fails reviews
What happens when you die, but are told your parnter can't come with you? When you're Napoleon Solo anything is possible. Warnings - possibly differing religious views, so read with an open mind.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
A Little Christmas Naughty reviews
Illya - Mistletoe, does it get any better? Not to Nurse Nellie's way of thinking. A Nurse Nellie story - Warning - There be Het ahead - adults only please.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
A Cinderella Ghost Story reviews
Sometimes Prince Charming comes in the form of a short blond Russian with a limp - a Mouth of Babes story - Co-written with GeorgiaMagnolia she did the third person bits
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Illya's Big Day Out reviews
Don't you hate it when UNCLE agents don't stay where you put them? Warning - silliness and inept THRUSH agents ahead...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Mounds of Mistletoe reviews
Christmas is the time for surprises and Illya isn't immune to them.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Reason to be Thankful reviews
Napoleon discovers a real reason to be thankful.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Every Dog, Every Day A Mouth of Babes story reviews
Fall is settling in and even UNCLE agents have to accept that they aren't the men they once were.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
In God's Hands a New Working Stiff story reviews
When Napoleon has a crisis of faith, he goes looking for a little help. Who better than a Working Stiff? Religion discussed
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Steel gets a taste of humanity.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Objection! A Working Stiffs story reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get lawyers! Cowritten with Tafizgurl
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Time and Time Again reviews
Why is Illya dreaming of twin suns, red skies and what does a fob watch have to do with any of it? An appearence of Doctor 10 solves all the problems - and creates a whole bunch of new ones
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
The Trick or Treat Affair a Mouth of Babes story reviews
Written by Georgiamagnolia. Irina and Alex try to decide what the gradnfather should dress as for Halloween - princes or superheroes. Sadly, Poppy's knees ain't what they used to be...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
The Pavlov Affair reviews
Waverly's been kidnapped and Napoleon is the new Section One, Number One, but why is he acting so odd? Illya's determined to find out, even if it costs him his partnership and career with UNCLE. Mild het referred to at the end.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Changing of the Guards reviews
The head of UNCLE is dead and Napoleon contemplates the meaning of life.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Ghost reviews
There's an addition to the Solo household, but it's not what you think. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
War is Love reviews
What is the price of partnership? One partner must determine that when he loses his friend and coworker. And it's up to Napoloen and Illya to hold him together long enough to get Waverly home. K for suggested violence
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
The Fly By Night Affair reviews
Even UNCLE agents can use a little help, especially when they are in Gotham City. Cross with Keaton's Batman
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Time Revisited reviews
Steel wonders if humans got it right all along
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
An Itchy Predicament reviews
Leon and Lisle are off for a second honeymoon, leaving the grandfathers in charge. What could possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong? A Mouth of Babes story Warnings - possibly offensive words
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Fool's Errand reviews
Napoleon and Illya are assigned to track down a missing journalist, but why does something feel so wrong about this set up. Warning - silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Sometimes it's just easier to talk at night. Warning - not slash, just friendship.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
Sometimes you need to see beneath the skin to see the person - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Secrets reviews
A follow up to A Healthy Glow Just what was the scret that Illya didn't want Napoleon to discover in his closet...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Death in a Mirror reviews
You never know who you are going to run into in a waiting room... warnings: angst and a bad word
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
In A Perfect World reviews
Everyone is accepted for who and what he or she is - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
A Healthy Glow reviews
Napoleon has a big problem and Illya can help, if only he can stop laughing. In response to the Crayon challenge... warning, silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
The Owl and the Poosy Cat reviews
Old children's story told as only Illya can do. A Mouth of Babes story and the response to the Crayon challenge - sea green
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Midnight Blue reviews
In response to a Crayon challenge - I give you Midnight, when the world is blue
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Color Me Blue reviews
Just how does Illya relax?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
A Grandfather's Right reviews
What happens when something you cherish, but take for granted is taken from you? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Gotcha! reviews
A follow up to "Are You Bored?" Revenge is a dish best served cold... you're about to enter the Illya Zone...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010
Out of Control reviews
A split minute decision - too bad one didn't check with the other. Based on Deadly Quest Affair.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Act LikeYou Mean It reviews
A Working Stiffs story - just how do the UNCLE agents adapt themselves to all those different roles? And what happens when the lines start to blur between reality and acting?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
A Little naughty
Previously posted then pulledv for a zine, Nurse Nellie and Illya dance for the first time. Adult themes
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Mistakes Happen reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - about taking responsibility, facing the truth, and being adult when it's the last thing you want to be. Warning - angst ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Are You Bored? reviews
Illya is and that's a bad thing...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Hi Ho, Hi Ho reviews
The family is off to Disney World - how will Napoleon and Illya cope? A Mouth Of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
In a Pinch reviews
Napoleon and Nellie are kidnapped to treat an ailing THRUSH agent in an attempt to forestall a flu epidemic. When the enemy agent turns out to be his own partner, how will Napoloen react? A Nurse Nellie story - warnings, bad choices, vomiting, and het...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
I've Got My Eye on You reviews
Illya meets his new neighbor, but be warned for silliness...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The California Valley Affair reviews
What do comic books, sleeper agents, Caliornia Valley, and Tesla all have in common? The latest THRUSH plot to take over the world. Mild cross with Are You Being Served Again/Grace and Favors
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Not All Fun and Games reviews
Napoleon wants to join the family for vacation, but Illya is dead set against it - a rock and a hard place or will Mickey win? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Lost reviews
Sometimes you need to know what you've lost in order to know what you have. Angst, het sort of , no "/" no matter what you think at first...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Just Lucky reviews
We've all heard about Napoleon's luck, but just what it his good luck charm?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Was Illya just brought on as Napoleon's new partner or did Waverly have something else up his sleeve when the Russian was recruited?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
It's Only Me reviews
The follow up to THRUSH Roulette - Plese heed warnings: violence, graphic images, hints of B&D, N/I, angst and H/C Illya has a bad dream and goes just a little crazy
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Full Circle reviews
A follow up to Ring of Truth Affair. Rule Three cuts both ways.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Putting the Right Spin on Things reviews
Even a great lover can get occasionally tongue tied. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Showdown reviews
The follow up to Passport Please and For the Love of a Cigar - Napoleon goes to find and drag his partner back to New York and their partnership. Rating is for language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Taking it to the Mat a new Working Stiffs story reviews
Would you get between Solo and Kuryakin in the gym - some poor fool has to...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
That is the Quextion reviews
Irina, a typical five year old, has a quextion... well, several of them actually. It's a obliging grandfather to the rescue. Part of the Mouth of Babes series - thank you, Goldfish, my sweet!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Are You Soul Mates? reviews
A response to the Spam challenge on LJ - trapped with nothing to do, Napoleon and Illya pass the time. In spite of the title - not slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
For the Love of a Cigar A Working Stiffs story reviews
Their partnership is headed south and Illya turns to someone he hopes has all the answers.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Rendering Care and Aid reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - It's up to her to offer Napoleon a little TLC afte rhis partner's been hurt. Mild language and suggestive situations
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Ring of Truth Affair reviews
Sometimes it's just a piece of jewelery and for others, it's a lifelong committment.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Boys and Their Toys Affair reviews
Napoleon is bored - not a good thing. He involves his partner - equally not good. The havoc they rain upon their fellow employees - priceless...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Home is where the Heart is reviews
You're never too old to find refuge in your father's arms - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Fear No Evil reviews
Napoleon wakes up after being a guest of THRUSH's finest and prompts beats his partner silly before turning on a nurse. Illya's determined to figure out what's going on before Napoleon is committed for insanity.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Naturally Driven reviews
After Napoleon has a close call, Illya demonstrates how he prefers to let off steam. Warning - Het sex with all the bells and whistles.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Music of the Night reviews
Napoleon has a slight muscial problem with... Naughty, but very silly... and a knowledge of 60's music is helpful...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
An Extra Pair of Eyes reviews
A Working Stiffs/ Mouth of Babes cross. The Old Guard has stepped down; the New Guard is in place and the good times are still at the whim of THRUSH
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Be Afraid reviews
When Napoleon and Illya babysit - it's time to... be afraid... be very afraid... an Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Venom reviews
Trapped in the jungle, both suffering from the effects of venom, Napoleon makes a decision.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Some Days It Doesn't Pay reviews
A failed rescue attempt, his partner probably dead, a THRUSH interrogation - Napoleon is having a very bad day... warning, silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
What's up, Doc? reviews
Warning - punning, silliness and Napoleon betraying a trust for a good cause... personally, I blame Tex AVery...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
The Grampa Affair reviews
Next in the Mouth of Babes series - the title really says it all. And I still maintain that this is all Ikeepgoldfishinmy bra's fault...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
To Have Your Cake reviews
Part of the Easter Egg challegne - prompt was a lamb cake
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Inside Looking Out reviews
A Working Stiffs story for St. Crispin as part of the Easter Egg Challenge. sometimes just seeing is the hardest part.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Double Take reviews
Napoleon and Illya find out soething about Mr. Waverly that neither of them suspected. Slash alluded to but nothing else. PG-13 for language only
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
FLW Famous Last Words reviews
Since taking Illya home was such a success, Ruth decides to try with Napoleon... the results, not as satisfying. Warnings - sex discussed, naughty language, 3-way indicated, less than stellar words about a Marine.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Taking Matters into Your Own Hands
Desperate to avoid being sold off to a THRUSH agent, a young woman turns to Napoleon and Illya with a rather unconventional request. WARNINGS - Unusual Sexual situation, 3-way, some N/I hinted at - not for children!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
How Do You Do? reviews
Taking a Russian home to meet Mom and Dad and over-protective brothers, always an adventure. Warnings het sex, blow jobs, parking, tight pants, and Flowering Myrtle bushes...adults only please...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Time Out reviews
It's over, they are permanently imprisoned... now what?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Berkley Horror reviews
There is something roaming the hallways of No. 50 Berkely Square, but not all is as it should be. Sapphire and Steel investigate.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Categorically Speaking reviews
What if you suddenly discovered your entire life was a lie?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Born to Run reviews
Just when Napoleon thinks life can't hand him one more surprise, it does. Part of the Mouth of Babes series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
The Bagpipe Affair reviews
Recovering from injuries received on the job, Illya goes undercover with a band to discover what's causing their audiences to turn ugly. Some slashy elements suggested...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
The Menehune Affair reviews
When UNCLE needs help with a certain bad guy, who's hidden himself in a Hawaiian swamp, who do they call for help? Why, Special Agent Fester Addams, of course! Napoleon's and Illya's just got a bit more surreal.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
But Not Today reviews
The last of the Working Stiffs series and who better to close it than with the little old man who had a hand in hiring all those people. No sex, no cussing, no spurting blood and guts - sorry...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Breaking the Mold reviews
What is a father to do when he discovers his daughter is a THRUSH agent. If you're Illya kuryakin, your choices are limited. Part of the Mouth of Babes series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The All Good Things Affair reviews
Napoleon is missing and Illya must retrace his partner's footsteps for clues, discovering just how different the two of them really are. Mild Addams's Family mention
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Grease Monkey reviews
Napoleon brings his Jag in for service and discovers a little something extra under the hood. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Apple of his Eye reviews
There are even more surprises in store for Napoleon and Illya as Leon, Napoleon's son, is brought into the fold.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Pay Up reviews
A payroll clerk learns the very steep price of accepting a ride from Napoleon Solo. Part of the Working Stiffs series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Lights Out reviews
After an accident leaves him blind, Napoleon discovers one door often opens when another one shuts. Napoleon Het
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Faking It reviews
One of UNCLE's forgers is asked for a special rush job in order to prevent the end of the world. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Flexing Your Muscles reviews
When Illya's PT is at the end of his ropes, it's time to call in the Big Dogs. A Working Stiff story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009
Checkmate reviews
Leon, Napoleon's son, has a little surprise awaiting him in his office... Next in the "Mouth of Babes" series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Talking with Your Hands reviews
Sometimes a good communication tech needs to be able to speaking with something other than his mouth. a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
That Dreams are Made of This reviews
Napoleon has a nightmare
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
New Year, Old Life reviews
Illya goes home to Russia for the holidays, but something is missing. What's a mother to do?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Twelver Days of Christmas, ala Napoleon Solo reviews
Napoleon decides that Illya needs a very special Christmas tree. Beware - puns ahead!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Chill Out reviews
Napoleon and Illy are stuck in a cave during a blizzard. How will they keep warm?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Illya's Revenge reviews
It's a dish best served cold. This is a sequel to Illya's Christmas Story. PM me if you'd liked the accompanying illo
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Making the Line Safe reviews
There's one spot in UNCLE HQ where even Napoleon and Illya have to toe the line. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
A to Z reviews
When presented with the chance to find out everything you want to know about UNCLE's Golden Boys, would you hazard a peek? Even knowing it's against UNCLE policy? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
An Illya Christmas Story reviews
A reason why Illya shouldn't drink eggnog and you shouldn't leave Uncle Charlie alone for any length of time. PM me for the accompanying illo...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
A Working Stiffs Christmas reviews
It's not what you do, but who you do it with that makes the day special.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Order Please? reviews
As a Section Three agent, one needs to be flexible, but even a waiter has his limits - a Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
The Christmas Affair reviews
Mr. Waverly is having a hard time finding his Christmas Spirit. Thankfully he has April, Napoleon, and Illya to fall back on. Part of the Vermont series and with sincere apologies to Charles Dickens...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Dying is Easy reviews
The title says it all, but it's not what you expect.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
The Beetlejuice Affair reviews
Okay, so being dead isn't that bad, but how to stop those nasty THRUSH? Say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Researching Life reviews
It wasn't his fault that Napoleon shot Illya, so why is everyone looking at him that way? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Art Imitating Life reviews
Just where does Illya go on Thursday nights? Napoleon just can't take it anymore and has to find out
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Receptive Audience reviews
Adn you think being a receptionist is easy work - not at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Coming Home to Roost reviews
Remember Leon - Napoleon's son? time has marched on with no fewer surprises for the Russian. Based upon a request by Ikeepgoldfishinmybra.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Passport Please reviews
Making travel arrangements and keeping agents on schedule is one thing, but sometimes a girl needs to think outside the box to best serve her clients.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Once the Ink Dries reviews
A contract worker is brought in for a specialty job and how are they going to get Illya to sit still for this one. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
The See You Later Alligator Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya must infiltrate a THRUSH stronghold and their greatest weapon is also their greatest weakness - Uncle Fester. A silly MFU/Addams Family romp.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Benched reviews
Life can be strangely revealing when you stop long enough to watch.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Ready to Copy reviews
When you repair the copy machines in UNCLE Headquarters, you must be ready for anything, even a couple of cocky Section Two agents. - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
The Touring Affair reviews
Cars, drug runners, crazed FBI agents, and backseat sex, what else could two UNCLE agents hope for out of a cross country road trip? Very slight cross with The Prisoner
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Speak Words of Comfort reviews
Being the medical examiner for UNCLE is no walk in the park, but it's even more unplesasant when the man on your table was a friend and a valued Section Two - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
The Northstar Affair reviews
Based loosely upon the movie "Meatballs" is Illya really truly ready for the summer...? Serious fluff...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Grave Yard Shift reviews
When your job is to retrieve dead bodies, you never have a good day - when one of those bodies is UNCLE's CEA, the day gets that much worse - a Working Stiffs Story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
A Stitch in Time reviews
What does it take to become Del Floria? Napoleon is about to find out and his tape measure will never be the same - a Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
To Play To Dream reviews
A young Illya Kuryakin plays...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
If The Look Fits reviews
Two Section Eight agents work their magic and Napoleon just can't help but wonder who the new girl around headquarters is. A Working Stiff story -- warning, seriously fluffy!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
The Run No Header Affair reviews
In the infancy of computers, a scientist has created a new storage device which THRUSH has claimed as their own. Now it's up to Napoleon and Illya to steal it back and crush THRUSH in one blow if they're not crushed first.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Valet Parking Only reviews
So, if you had Illya Kuryakin holed up in a parking kiosk for eight hours, what would you talk about? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Walking the Walk reviews
When you're a new Section Two agent, eveything can be a bit overwhelming, but when your leaders decide to lead by example, it can be even worse. A Working Stiffs story. Rate K for language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Head Case reviews
Another 'Working Stiffs' story - three of UNCLEs finest contrive to get two certain Section 2 agents to take some much needed down time.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Take Me Home Affair reviews
Napoleon goes home to Vermont for one last good bye. Yet he discovers things are very different from when he last visited home with his partner.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Delivering the Goods reviews
A mail delivery boy discovers the upside to having a boring, dull, stupid job. A Working Stiffs story Rated K for naughty words
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Keepn' It Clean Affair reviews
Sometimes, it's not what you say, but when to keep quiet that makes all the difference. Another "Working Stuffs" story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
More Than a Starched Cap reviews
A nurse needs to know her job and when to care, when to fight and when to leave things in the hands of a bigger force. Written for Sparky995 - some religious and slash implied - no flames please, this is a special story for a special friend.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Out of the Mouth of Babes Affair reviews
Napoleon is faced with taking responsibility for his actions and his first reaction is to turn to his parnter for help. Written as a prompt for IKeepGoldFishinmyBra
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009
Making it All Add Up reviews
Another in the Working Stiffs series - an accountant finds out who you really can count on in an emergency
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
The Vinea Vitreaus Affair reviews
THRUSH has started targeting wine growers in Napa Valley or is this just one step in a much more fiendish plot of world subjugation?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Down in the Mouth reviews
Removing explosives from the mouth of a downed agent, my dental professors never warned me about days like this. Part of The Working Stiffs" series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Elevated Thoughts reviews
What is a girl to do when stuck in an elevator with two of Section 2's finest?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
The Night HE Came Home Affair reviews
Just when you think it's safe to roam the corridors of UNCLE HQ, enter one inept bumbling French chief inspector Peter Seller's version, not Steve Martin's . THRUSH never knew what hit them...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
The Till The Cows Come Home Affair reviews
Napoleon's father has a stroke and Napoleon, along with a reluctant Russian, head back to Vermont to run the farm. Sequel to "Mistletoe" and "Taken for Granite" And seriously fuffly...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Addams Affair reviews
Sometimes all you need to escape from THRUSH is the help of family, even when that family's name is Addams.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
The Mickey Mouse Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are in charge of escorting a Section One's daughter through Disneyland, but THRUSH is determined to make the park the unhappiest place on Earth.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Ripping Good Time Affair reviews
A decade ago, a madman killed a camp full of people and now he's back. Or is it just THRUSH using a legend as a cover? With any luck Napoleon and Illya can stay alive long enough to find out.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Wonderfulness of It All Affair reviews
Add a pair of UNCLE agents, sprinkle with just a touch of I Spy and THRUSH and introduce a hapless turncoat for spice and the results could be every agent's nightmare.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The Crab Apple Cove Affair reviews
In Maine, with a badly wounded partner, where's a doctor when you need one?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
The Are You Being Served Affair reviews
Being an UNCLE agent is tough, but buying a suit from the staff at Grace Brothers is even worse. Toss in a couple misguided THRUSH agents, and things couldn't get more crazed.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Friday the 13th Affair reviews
Illya has a bad day - warning, major fluff
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Come Into My Parlor Affair reviews
Section 2, No. 1's are dropping like flies until there's only Solo left and Illya is determined to save him, no matter the cost.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Rock A Bye Baby Affair reviews
When THRUSH goes after UNCLE's top men with a sleep virus, it's up to Napoleon and Illya to take charge and take down the opposition - without becoming victims themselves.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
The Happy Sails Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illys go undercover on a cruise ship to discover THRUSH's plan for mind-controlling cigarettes. Their main objective - to keep from being the next batch of test subjects before shutting them down.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The Aloha Oe Affair reviews
There's a move afoot for Hawai'i to secede from the United States and UNCLE isn't sure if THRUSH is 'helping out' with the cause or if there's something else more sinister going on.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
The Pahoehoe Affair reviews
When THRUSH invents a very real version of acid rain, Napoleon and Illya must go undercover at a Hawaiian resort to track down the missing scientist and stop THRUSH in its tracks.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
The Rattan Bumbershoot Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are assigned to take a seemingly harmless old lady on a whirlwind tour of the globe, but can they keep her alive along enough once THRUSH catches their scent?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
The Slightly Out of Hand Affair reviews
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Add two bored UNCLE agents into the mix and things can get a little crazy. Just a bit of fluff.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Things Go Better With Affair reviews
An UNCLE agent is struck down, carrying a can of infected soda. It's up to Napoleon and Illya to brave the wilds of San Francisco and the west coast to track down his killer and put THRUSH out of the soda business
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009
The Things That Go Bump in the Night Affair reviews
What can I say - it came to me in a dream. Napoleon/Illya classic haunted house story and, yes, I should have never eaten that chili.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Taken for Granite Affair reviews
Injured and tormented, a recovering Napoleon Solo needs a safe haven to heal and where better than back home. A 'sort of' sequel to "Mistletoe"
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Mistletoe Affair reviews
Napoleon heads home for the holidays, dragging his partner along for the ride. Curare? Exploding cars? Even Napoleon has to reluctantly admit that home was never like this before.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Idle Day Terror Affair reviews
Christmas Eve and nothing is supposed to be stirring, except there's an intruder loose in UNCLE HQ. Merry Christmas from Uncle Charlie
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
The Fawlty Affair reviews
Illya is sent to Jolly Old England to observe a rocket launch. It should be an simple assignment, but when you mix in the staff from Fawlty Towers, anything can happen.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008
The Midnight Dreary Affair reviews
Illya Kuraykin and a THRUSH agent are paired to solve the mystery of a haunted house before either organization loses another agent. Now they're both missing and Solo is left to try and find them before it's too late.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
The Smooth As Glass Affair reviews
It's up to Napoleon and Illya to prevent THRUSH from melting down the Sahara. Along the way, all they have to battle with are camels, cops and windegos
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Cyanide Flats Affair reviews
THRUSH has decided to add cyanide processing to its list of business. With any luck, Napoleon and Illya can put them out of business before a truck load of D&Der's do it for them.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Bump and Grind Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover to flush THRUSH out of a women's only strip palace. With any luck they will get out with their reputations and lives intact
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Ghostlight Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover at a theater to try to catch THRUSH in the act. The only problem is their cover story. Them? Gay? Rated T for implied sex and language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
The Pain the Neck Affair reviews
A MFU/BtVS cross. Ethan Rayne joins THRUSH. Can Napoleon and Illya stop him or will they only hinder Buffy along the way?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Love Sucks reviews
A succubus is wandering the streets of Sunnydale - will the gang be able to track her down or will they be too busy 'doing what comes naturally?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Me and My Mummy Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are off to Egypt to discover if a Pharaoh's curse is really a THRUSH plot.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
