lacenoelhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Goose Girl, Twilight, and Greek Mythology. Hi, I'm new to the whole posting stories here, but I've been reading others' stories for a while. My favorite books include: the Twilight series, Goose Girl, Enna Burning, Graceling Wicked Lovely, the Uglies series, Harry Potter, The Host, Elsewhere, Ink Exchange, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Eragon, The Truth About Forever, The Time Traveler's Wife, Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, Mortal Instrument series, Southern Vampire Mysteries, Fifty Shades of Grey and many others! I don't have set days that I post and my updates are kind of inconsistent. Sorry about that. I love reviews, but I don't like reviews that just complain about my stories without any constructive criticism. Feel free to message me if you want to talk! My unfinished stories are currently on hiatus at this point in time. Sorry to all loyal readers! | |||||||
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Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 466,878 - Reviews: 9083 - Favs: 9,241 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10836 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9208 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21566 - Favs: 12,154 - Follows: 8,091 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,250 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
NOVA by cupcakeriot reviews
The early 27th century - a young omnilinguist gypsy girl who creates visions with her li'lute, an alien bio-weapon struggling with his control, the Federation starship Nova, and how their lives intertwine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 165,448 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,112 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood by cupcakeriot reviews
I realized, with no small amount of disbelief, that my life had become the vampire version of Cinderella. Except that I didn't lose a shoe once upon a time; I lost my life. I also realized, reluctantly, that I belonged to him – that my blood was his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,496 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4500 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make Your Own Kind of Music by lazykate reviews
True love always conquers all...but in the real world, can Edward handle what Bella has chosen to do for those she loves? AH, ExB, OOC, and honest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,697 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10865 - Favs: 12,415 - Follows: 12,899 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14846 - Favs: 11,891 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All the Wild Horses by elusivetwilight reviews
In her suffocating small hometown, Bella Swan meets widowed Edward Cullen. Can she pull him from the depths of his grief? Is there enough of him left to soothe her clawing loneliness? AUAH E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 6898 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fine Line by kris salvador reviews
A vampire with a temper and another with a secret are forced into an unconventional union. Won 2nd place, AU, popular vote at the Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,122 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Moon by lola-pops reviews
In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11799 - Favs: 10,124 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12806 - Favs: 11,161 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14539 - Favs: 16,979 - Follows: 8,763 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4864 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6494 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Go by Chromes reviews
Told in Derek's POV when Chloe finds Derek as he was changing.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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Antigone 2nd episode: Modern Day reviews
This is my modern take on part of Antigone in which Antigone tries to break her brother out of jail. Please read and review!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Crushed Valentine reviews
This is something I thought of the other day, just a cute little piece between Claire and Quil. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
