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Joined 11-04-07, id: 1413850, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

WHOO! Haven't wrote on this in a while... Dum dum dum... oh yes, favorite pairings if you want to leech off my favorites and C2 pile... (I encourage it!) Let's see- in Naruto... SasuNaru (and the other way around), and I agree with almost anything else... Harry Potter... DracoHarry (still, and the other way around), JamesLily, Snape!mentor, the Marauders with pretty much anyone... yup! Hey, while I'm at it, better change my Avatar/Image too... ~hauntful yay

Oh, and this goes on my C2 list... http:///1785.html

And for one of the most beautiful death fics I've ever read... http:///authors/cinnamon/BW.html

Harry/Draco action-adventure... lovely, lovely... http:///res/transfig.html

http:///131802.html For the totally true, unattainable (for me) voice of reason...

Now for the fun stuff...

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

and...MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

and...

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 8,343 - Follows: 11,064 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 4,816 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8437 - Favs: 11,206 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two and One by Silver1Sun reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU in a time of peace. When a request comes in from England, Naruto is happy to oblige. Naruto Harry Potter crossover. SasuNaru pairing by popular vote
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Anbu and the Teacher by just a rambling romantic reviews
ANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5672 - Favs: 11,388 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Great Naruto Bridge by Insomnia Productions reviews
Set years in the future, Naruto makes a journey to Wave Country with Sasuke and their teams on a mission that's not quite what any of them expected... (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/25/2005
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weapons Dance by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Like many other shinobi, Tenten has achieved her status through hard work and her own unique training style. After all, she is known as the Weapons Mistress of Konoha, and she can make her weapons dance. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5983 - Favs: 7,332 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6247 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dynasty by Painted Smile reviews
Alex Rider; teenage spy for the M16. Artemis Fowl; genius criminal master-mind. AlexArtemis SLASH. WARNING: some spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/12/2004
If for Honor and Glory by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,148 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Handcuffs by Mijan reviews
An accident in charms class leaves Harry and Draco handcuffed together for 24 hours. If they manage to get through the day, and the night, without killing each other will they ever be the same? (Slash H/D)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Our Week Without Thumbs reviews
The Ministry official that is not a Ministry official has come in and cast the cursed Animagus spell... and one black wolf and very poisonous snake have been deemed The Boys Who Will Save Us All. Now, if they can only understand a wolf's Parseltongue...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,874 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Eyes reviews
Harry has always had his mother's eyes. But green is an uncommon color.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily and the Stick reviews
Since every loves Ollivander's wand shop, Lily gets a turn! But as a muggle-born, there are plenty of mysteries as to what a wand could possibly do...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Musicianship reviews
The silent war between the Uchihas and the rest of the world had been going on a long time." AU, the clarinetist and the pianist. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Each and Every reviews
Rated high for safety! Sasuke and Naruto friendship fic. Sasuke's back, and it's been a week. Emotions are running high, but everyone deserves a home. Let the 'saving' begin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Pretty Good Day reviews
After falling down a waterfall, and meeting Sasuke, Naruto's day is pronounced good.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skywatching reviews
In which Sasuke gets a foot massage and Kakashi's best effort. One-shot, Sasuke centric.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Exerting Oneself reviews
Sakura never had understood exercise. But as an overachiever, she always strove to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Summoning Chickens reviews
Short 350 word spazz. Naruto's view on life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Finer Art of Floo reviews
When the core of Dumbledore's Army assembles to apparate, they didn't expect to be shipped off to the land of ninjas. Furthermore, being trained by 14 murderous shinobi wasn't exactly what they had had in mind. NarutoHarry crossover... DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Random Ficlets of DOOM reviews
The typical life of the Naruto teams... living life as best as they can through tiny oneshots. Yay for no plot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Primary Colors reviews
One VERY long metaphor. Must say, pretty boring. But I wanted to post it, so hey!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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