![]() Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kingdom Hearts, and Kuroshitsuji. Hiya! Darky here. I love to write, but don't have much up 'cuz I dun like to type...so problem there...ANYWAY Stuff 'bout me time. THANK YOU TO xAngelic, lovescent, AND Lolishi FOR BEING MY FIRST EVER REVIEWERS Books I read and love (Grouped by Series and Manga Before Books) Loveless(All):.:Shaman King(21/??):.:Millenium Snow(2/??):.:Yu Yu Hakusho(9/??):.:Death Note(7/13from 7 and forward) Eragon,Eldest,Brisinger:.:House of Night(All out):.:Vampire Kisses(All Out):.:Twilight Series (Bold is DRAGON, Italics is VAMPIRE, and Underlined is FICTION. I will try requests for MOST of the above) RANDOM FUNNY QUOTES OF MY BUDDEHS AN MEEEE Joe: -After seeing the Heartless/Nobody Symbol I drew- I'M A HEARTBODY! I SPREAD THE LOVE! Darky: Dear lords NO! Darky: -In odd voice- It's like...Let the lemon tempt you~ Michi: -Cracks up- Darky: What?-Thinks about what she said for a while- OOOOOOHHHHHHH! Itzel: -In whiny voice- But I don't wanna! Fluffy: What a lazy Mexican. C.17: So would that mean that if you were able to go back in time you would have never helped that hobo? Bio Teach: I never said that! I said it was stupid that I was fixing his infected open wound, ring worm infested hand while he had lice and scratched their little dead bodies all over my dorm room while I tried to shave his hippie head with no gloves on. Darky: So you DIDN'T keep him as a pet? Bio Teach: What gave you that idea? Darky: I have no idea... TIGGER'S MOLESTING SELENA AGAIN! Fluffy: But they always do that. It's when they aren't that ya gotta worry. Tigger: I'm in love with a stripper~ Darky: Don't be mean to Selena! Shi: She said a stripper not a hooker. Quin: Yeah because I totally get paid more Fluffy: -Goes quiet right as she says-TIGGER IS YOUR PIMP! Class: -Silent- ... Darky: If there was butt juice in my brain I think I'd be worried. Grandpa: I'm always worried about you girl. Darky: I know. Stop it. Darky: It was sexy. Kit: I'm sure it was.-Turns page in book- Darky: ...What was I talking about again? Darky: -In twilight- You know...I'm expecting there to be girls falling over seats, maiming each other, and frothing at the mouth over this scene. Kit: I'm sure you do...I miss that happening in a fandom. Crazy: I just wanna stab a handle in your back and drag you around with me! Darky: ...I thought you wanted to kill me and keep me in your Freezer. Crazy: -Gasp- THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! Darky: I love you Crazy. Nemu: I think It's a blow job. Darky: -As it goes quiet- Kii-chan(Another name for Kit) Likes that -looks up- ...What? Tigger: -Drawing things- Pac man,Pac man,Pac man,Pac man, What the hell? Pac man,Pac man,Pac man,Pac man, Bitch what the fuck? Pac man... Motivational Speaker Dude:They're the kind of Latino who'll stab ya with a rusty knife. Random Funny Stuff I Say/do When Alone -Looks at side of Raman cup before licking away some broth- Ok I was just making sure I could lick that...wait...what? Nightmare Owl :-: Chapter two was put up a while ago... On Hiatus until issues end D: |