Kingdom Insanity

By RedBlackandWhite

A/N: Hey this is my second fanfic I hope u like it or ill cry.

Sora: He's serious.

Kairi: If you tell him you hate it then we'll have to comfort him for 10 hours straight!

Riku: holding up a HELP US sign

On with the fanfic!

Messing With the Voice and Annoying Intros

Ok so I was on my PS2 playing Kingdom Hearts 2 for the second time and was fighting the last boss. "Die XEMNAS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I said as I maniacally bashed away at him. Okay so you're probably thinking that I have no life, but you're WRONG, WRONG I TELL YOU! I do have a life. I just choose to let the world suffer without my numerous talents and instead spend hours playing this video game 'cuz it's awesome. Anyway all of the sudden the PS2 goes blank.

"WTF! Ahhhh!" I maniacally sob until I hear a voice. Shut up! Stop crying! How am I supposed to tell you that you're going to be sucked into the game if you DON'T SHUT UP! "Hey, well some disembodied voice got off the wrong side of the bed this morning." I said. Silence, ugh I knew they picked the wrong voice for this… moans the voice. "Hey, is that you, Demyx?" AHHHHH how dare you call me Demyx, that is an INSULT. I hate that little stupid guitarist moron! Woah, ok, calm down. You have been chosen to help the keyblade-bearer on his second journey… "Ok, sounds cool." What? You don't have any questions that I get to refuse to answer just to make you're life miserable? "Hmmmm, nope." WHAT? But that's always fun. Hmph. " Ok, am I going to be forcibly sucked into the game this century or not?" Hm? Oh fine. snaps fingers (which is impossible cause it's a voice) "AHHHHHHH!" I scream as the game pulls me in. Soon everything went black.

I woke up and I saw that I was at The Awakening. I ran up the glass steps to the next platform (I mean what else am I supposed to do?) and saw that it was a glass floor with Sora, Kairi, Riku, Donald, and Goofy. Then the voice came back. Now for you to choose your weapon. "Sweet." I said. What is it with you? Sora was so much more fun to confuse.

Then all of the sudden a keyblade appeared out of nowhere. Take it now. "WHAT? A keyblade? Gee, how original. I want something different!" I whined. AHH I swear I should smite you right now. Fine. Then 2 silver Way To The Dawns appeared in my hands, except I was holding them backwards. (A/N: I know that Way To The Dawn is a keyblade, but its less of one compared to Sora's (at least that's what I think, plus it's used by Riku.)).

"Awesome." I said, completely in awe. Now you must choose a pillar. 3 pillars appeared a sword, a staff, and a shield (A/N: I hope all of you who are reading this know how this works or leave now). I picked the sword like always. Good, now you must pick one to... I had already kicked the shield away. "Hurry up! I don't have all day." How rude. Now that you have your equipment, your journey shall begin, remember to never lose your light.

"HOLD IT!" I scream. "Where the heck is the Darkside? HM?" Oh he's on vacation, he got tired of getting his butt kicked all the time and the producers gave him 2 weeks off. "Fine." I murmur. A door appeared. After you… Snickered the voice. I opened the door and walked through. A bright light engulfed everything.

I opened my eyes. I was in the Basement Corridor next to Sora's Pod Room in Twilight Town.

I heard footsteps and hid behind a pod. The owner of the footsteps was Roxas. The blond was looking very angry and had his keyblade already out, so I decided against getting his attention. He ran into the Pod room and I followed. DiZ appeared and they had their angry conversation. After that Roxas talked to Sora's sleeping figure. Roxas then disappeared.

An opening sound followed and I realized it was Donald and Goofy waking up, so I had to hide again, which was getting old fast. I watched them follow Roxa's footsteps into the Pod room. I heard Donald's nasal voice scream out to Sora, and watched as his Pod opened again. He woke up and I sniggered at his appearance (A/N: Sorry its just everytime I play that part his outfit is hilarious because it's so small) The 3 had their reunion (which wasn't really a reunion cause they were just sleeping one room apart for a year). They decided to leave and they started for the door.

This seemed like an opportune moment to make myself noticed, so I jumped out and screamed "HI THERE!" Sora and Co. screamed and drew their weapons. "Wait no! I'm here to help!" I exclaimed. They chose not to move. "Well maybe we don't need your help." Retorted Sora. "Well SOMEBODY is cranky from their nap, aren't they?" "Anyway the mysterious voice told me I had to help you, so we might as well get off on the right foot." I said, holding out my hand. This made them drop their weapons. Sora seemed to be pondering while Donald was shooting me uncertain daggers.

"Gawrsh Sora, he seems friendly, why not, the more the merrier!" said (take 3 guesses) the peacemaker Goofy. Sora broke into a smile and did his trademark hands-behind-the-head move. "Sure why not?" Sora glanced at Donald and the duck finally broke down too. Sora took my hand and shook it. "The names Sora" He said. No really? I thought, but I kept it to myself. "This is Donald, and that's Goofy." He said. "And I'm Michael" I said, finishing the annoying introductions. "So what now?" Sora inquired.

"OFF TO THE USUAL SPOT!" I shouted. Everyone jumped back. "What?" said Sora. "Just listen to me, because throughout this journey I'm just going to know things that I shouldn't and you just have to accept that." I explained. "Okay." Agreed Sora.

When we got there we were greeted by a brunet, a black-haired heavyset kid, and a brunette girl. "What do you want?" said the brunet whom I knew to be Hayner. "Oh, nothing, just seeing what was back here." Said Sora. "Well now you know, and this is our Spot." Said an angry Hayner. "Hey are you guys new? I'm Pence." asked the black-haired kid A.K,A. Pence. "Hm? Yah kinda." Said Sora. "And I'm Olette, nice to meet you." Said the only girl. "And I'm Hayner" said the other guy. "Have you finished the summer homework yet? Independent studies are the worst, huh?" Asked Olette.

"Homework?" exclaimed Sora. He then looked back at Donald, Goofy, I and we all shrugged, even though I personally didn't have to. Pence then told us that a guy in a black cloak with big ears (need I tell you who it was) was looking for us and that we should look for him at the station. We went there but what we found wasn't King Mickey. Instead we found Nobodies.

I summoned my W.T.T.Ds and started hacking away. The others followed suit. Sora was really rusty and so were Donald and Goofy. I'm not saying I was all that great either but playing KH2 for hours and hours seemed to help a little. The dusks were really ugly and the way the moved always made me think that they looked like ugly runway models with zippers for mouths.

Sora got really tired and fell down. Donald and Goofy followed suit, and soon I did too. I knew what was coming next, but that didn't stop me from being scared. The Nobodies were about to get us (notice in the KH series they never actually say kill or die?) when King Mickey appeared and defeated them.

"It's the King!" cried Donald. "Shhhhh!" said the King. Then he told us to get on the train and go. The other 3 protested but we walked to the station in the end, that is of course, after I did what anyone in the world would do in my position.

Can u guess what it is? That's right! I pulled Mickey's ears! It was so fun. "What do you think you're doing!" cried The King. "Sorry Your Majesty, I had to." I apologized. The others dragged me into the station. We were about to go when Hayner and the others appeared. "Hey there." Said the easy-going Pence. "Oh, hi." Said Sora. "What are you doing here?" "Just came to see you guys off." Replied Hayner. "But, why?" asked Sora. "We don't know, just felt like something we should do." Said Pence. "Oh alright." Said Sora. That's when he started to cry. Everybody gasped (save for me) at the tear. Sora quickly wiped it away. "You okay?" asked Olette. "Yah, don't know where it came from." Replied an embarrassed Sora. We said our goodbyes and got on the train. This was going to be an interesting journey for sure.

A/N: Okay I'm sorry its soo bland but IT WILL GET HILARIOUS! If I get a few reviews then ill keep it going and update maybe every other day. And like I said there will be a Whose Line Interlude every 5 chapters, I already have some good material. Oh! And I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR MY OUTFIT which I will get next chapter. BTW I have reallllyy dark brown hair and in the story it's straight and short. I would prefer a black outfit like Soras but change it up a bit! Oh and Riku will be adventuring with us soon! Au Revior! R&R!

Kairi: Hey! Riku and I aren't in it yet! Hmph.

Riku: Stupid writer stole my sword….

Sora: busy beating author for comment on small outfit