Kingdom Insanity 2

By RedBlackandWhite

RBW's School-Exhausted and Somehow Apologetic Drabble: Hm, yeah, took a long eternity, more than 2 months, but hey, gotta expect it ya know. Oh, by the way, Michael and Alexis ARE NOT Gary Stus and Mary Sues, they are just original characters the idiot author had to put in there. The story will center around Sora and whatever. I AM NOT one of those lame egotistical writers who need a fictional story to make them feel better about themselves. Anyway, yeah the winner of the contest and host for Whose Line is ShadowShapshifterandHerCat. I really considered just having Whose Line this chapter as an "I'm sorry" present for the lapse of updates. I'm going to go on a writing binge for that chapter because you all deserve it, I actually spend time in class thinking up material. So maybe like 3K words. Oh, and there's an interesting twist with this chapter.

(Looks at readers, who are all glaring.)

Ohhhhhhkayy…..just gonna hide behind Riku here….

(Hides behind Riku, who gives him the 'yeah, your on your own man' look and walks away)

(Readers ready their automatic weapons)

Did I answer all the reviews separately? I can't remember.

Disclaimer: The producer of this work formally known as the Author does not own Kingdom Hearts or it's characters. Damn.

Confessions from a Lioness

…and then she'll get it, that overprotective idiot of a friend Ale…WOAH who's that??? Huh? I'M NARRATING THE NEXT CHAPTER!?!?!??! Damn author I'm going to kill him.

Hi. Rira here. Apparently I'm the commentator for this evening. Where did we last leave off? Oh yes, the jump to that black and white world. Well…

When the old man in the pointy hat (which by the way looked yummy) summoned the door, I was confused to say the least. I usually am, because nobody bothers to tell me anything. Okay so I'm a different species. That doesn't mean you can't tell me stuff. The duck and the dog get told stuff. LIONESS RIGHTS HERE!

Anyway, Alexis told me to jump in, so I did. After a minute of twirling through a vortex of zero-gravity (which I took complete advantage of to practice acrobatics), we landed in a gray expanse of landscape that reeked of 1930's classic animation.

I looked over at my faithful blonde companion, and she had become a stick figure with a large head (larger than usual I mean, but don't tell her I said that). Scratch that, she wasn't a blonde anymore, more like a light grey.

I turned only to find out that the others and Sora were stick-ified too! That was okay though because he's still amazing anyway. His hair was untouched. That stuff is impenetrable because I CALLED IT.

I looked over at the duck and the dog and they looked even more weird than usual. The kid that was here before us, umm…Michael! Yeah that's his name, like I said I get told nothing. He was pretty much the same just stick arms and legs. He's weird.

And then there was the moody one, Riku. He had the most significant changes. Oh significant? I didn't know I knew that word. Sounds funny. Like improbable. Improbab-bab-bab-bab-…bable. Hehe. Oh, sorry.

Riku was all…moody. The black and white helped his moodiness. He was less thin than the others, because he was bulkier than the others before. His hair was all long and soft, like yarn. I like yarn.

Anyway, this big dog thing came near us, hiss. I hate dogs. He came up to us and Sora was all "get him!" so we did. I'll tell you, seven on one is not a fair fight. We destroyed him. Afterwords, Sora figured out that he wasn't the one we were looking for. Oops. The big dog ran away. Hehe.

The duck found a few little window frames that turned out to be movies! I love movies.

Afterwords we jumped through the windows and they brought us to all these places where we had to fight the Truffles. What??? Those things with the hearts on them that always annoy us, I call them Truffles. They remind me of chocolate. They don't taste like chocolate though, no no, trust me I tried. Bleck. Bad chocolate.

The first place was a little place in the sky, all skeletony and wobbly. Lex called it a building. Sounds like a type of sandwhich. We fought all types of Truffly chocolates and saw this mouse with BIG ears. Really big. I mean you could put entire cakes inside them. MMMmmmm, cake. After that, we went to a burning building, where we fought Truffles on wheels.

After that, we went to what looked like a mini city.

RAWR ALL FEAR THE GINORMOUS RIRA MUHAHAHAHHA.

More Truffly evil. More of the Mr. Cake-Ears.

Then a little house with flying furniture. More evil. More mice.

No more windows. Sora led us to a river.

EWWWW no water. No dogs. No watery dogs.

Wait, there were TWO dogs. What is, this some kind cornucopia of canines? Die alliteration die.

We fought the dog with the rad clothes and finally left the grey world for the big castle place.

Leaving that world, we got on the Gummi ship (which DOES NOT taste like Gummy worms, I tried that too) and jettisoned off onto the next world that sadly needs liberation by a group of teenagers, a lioness, a dog, and a duck.

I got the position of gunner this time, by some odd coincidence that the others were too busy restraining Lex and that other kid from getting to the laser to claim it themselves. Big sigh from the trigger happy teenagers.

BAM! BAM! BAM! BOOM! WURRRRRR! ZAP! POW! GOLDFISH! ... programming error on that last one I'm sure. Anyway, lasers are funnn. They get rid of pent-up lioness anger. Die Truffle ships die.

Okay enough R-rated chocolate bloodshed.

I left the bridge and went to the living area. Alexis was stuffing her face AGAIN. She eats too much. And I thought I was the carnivorous mammal here.

Sora came in from the hot tub (hot tub on a ship, something isn't right about that). EEP DRIPPING WET SORA HAIR. Drool. More drool. Hoover Dam unleashed levees drool.

Okay so we're different species but that's still a FINE slice of (enter certain nouns here) there.

Sora noticed my drool and was puzzled (sexy….). He looked at Alexis and she was…BLUSHING?!?!

That backstabber! HES MINE! I didn't know she got all red around him. Grrr… Someone is going to find their necklace cut in half…

After the evil contemplation the duck announced our arrival at the next world (how convenient), Port Royal.

A/N: Many apologies for the shortness. INTERLUDE NEXT!! I promise a smashing show for you all!

Ideas welcome.

-RBW-

Review with love.