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Joined 09-13-07, id: 1375901, Profile Updated: 02-29-20
Author has written 9 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, Firefly, Mad Max, Suicide Squad, and Divergent Trilogy.

Firefly & Riddick are my main interests, but I am slowly expanding to include Mad Max, Suicide Squad, and now Divergent. I mean space pirate cowboys and fugitives are just so much fun to work with, and let's face it River is amazing and her past gives me a lot that I can play around with in other verses.

Firefly Verse:

- She smelled like 2am: Two-shot Rayne. Complete.

- I Get Off On Freak Like Me: Another two-shot River and Jayne pairing. Slightly AU and after the big damn movie takes place. River is 18 and has been "reading" certain things from everyone's favorite hired gun. Naughtiness will ensue. Complete.

- I Know You: Two-shot Rayne. Angsty with a side of sweet. Complete

Firefly/ Pitch Black Crossovers:

- Firefly Among Monsters: It is finally complete! After close to 3 years, this story is finally complete. Thank you for everyone who reviewed and offered their support.

- Monsters Hunting Fireflies: It's been two years since the events of A Firefly Among Monsters. The crew of Serenity is searching for River, but they aren't the only ones looking. Complete.

- We Play for Blood: Set after the events of Pitch Black and Chronicles (start of Riddick) and in the beginning of Firefly. Complete.

Firefly/ Mad Max Crossover:

- Furious Firefly: Seriously, how has no one done a Mad Max/ Firefly crossover? Set in Fury Road, pre- Serenity. Still on hiatus.

Firefly/ Suicide Squad Crossover:

- Weaponized: Blame Boomerang. But this verse is so much fun to play with and River fits in quite nicely. Complete.

Firefly/ Divergent Crossover:

- Expectations and Suppositions: Again, we blame Jai Courtney. Currently in-process.

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Animals Like Us Belong In the Black by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Simon managed to break River out of the Academy but she won't leave without her partner. Riddick tends to make everything more complicated but he's also handy to have around. From the Academy to the Hunter Gratzner to the Firefly transport Serenity, River & Riddick are partners. Rated M for violence, lemons & language. Please enjoy and review.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 651,901 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Riddick, River] [Jack, Jayne] - Complete
Into The Fire by Veronica Sweetheart reviews
Tifa spends a weekend getaway with Yuffie in Costa Del Sol. An unexpected encounter with a former enemy evolves into an equally unexpected love affair with consequences on all sides. **On-going. Re-writes beginning 1-24-2017. (RenoxTifa/ReTi)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,984 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Tifa L., Reno
In This Together by AshesTheTerrible reviews
Maya clutched her stomach, bile rising in her throat, her heart thundering in her chest. Her fingers splayed over her own skin, the alien knowledge that there was some sort of strange, unexpected, form of life growing inside her washing over her like ice water. Things were about to become much more serious than she had ever bargained for. Handsome Jack/ Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,524 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Maya, Handsome Jack
All the Voices Never Stop by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Riddick has been keeping a low profile on Triumph. No mercs, simple life, and he keeps his edge nice and sharp. The last thing he expected was a proposal. Or the lunatic crew that came along with his new bride. But when has his life ever been simple? At least his wife is able to keep up with him. Rated M for a reason folks.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,972 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Riddick, River] - Complete
Rediscovering Old Skills by Soap1 reviews
Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,363 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eyes on Fire by xbloodlustangelx reviews
What if Eric meet someone that wasn't hung up on another vampire, yet still resisited his charms? What if he met a girl just as "special" as Sookie? Would he stick with the telepath or move on to bigger and better things? Eric & O/C
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,966 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Eric N.
Connected by FuschiaFinn reviews
Rufus meets his match just before he and the Turks face the sins of Shinra's past. Rufus x OC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Rufus
Lighthearted by Sarcasm Turtle reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Meeting the Dads 14: Ethan Rayne by mmooch reviews
**Part of 'Who's Your Baby's Daddy' series.** "For all that is good and holy, please, goddess, don't let him be the dad!"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Buffy S., Ethan R. - Complete
A Logical Choice by Maddie27AZ-Writes reviews
Spock soon realizes, that being with Nyota is the most logical decision he has ever made.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Proof I'll Return by DemonHunteress reviews
Lara returns home after the events of AoD, unsure of what has happened to Kurtis, and still not convinced that Karel is definitely dead. Falling asleep in her study, she wakes to find there is someone in her house, and he wants something back. LCxKT
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
For the Good of Us by Niamh13 reviews
RufusxYuffie - It's been ten years since the Meteor incident - the game - and Yuffie's returned home. What surprises await her? Rated M for strong adult themes and language. You have been warned. All games/movie compatible.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Rufus, Yuffie K.
The Only Chance by Marisa reviews
A diary causes a bit of a disruption in Tifa's comfortable, carefully laid out plans, resulting in some purposeful and some not so purposeful temptation. Cloti Rated for explicit content in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,366 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
At Last by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Finally, he's ready to show her how he feels. CloTi, lemony goodness abounds!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Delirium by DreamsofRain03 reviews
What if Lara took Alex's almost death harder than anyone knew? How can you fight off torments of your own mind? Alex, the man Lara has pushed away to protect, is the only one who can help her now. Very AlexXLara. Rated for later chapters, language, adult.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Seed by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have sex with as many men as possible until she gets pregnant. But when she does, who's the father? What are the men's reactions when they find out thetruth?AU EXPLICIT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tifa L.
Fate has One More Twist by Furyan Goddess reviews
What would happen if fate stepped in again and forced Riddick to marry a woman from Furya to save the race? REWORKED AND REPLACED THE FIRST 27 CHAPPIES... WILL REWORK ALL Rated M for Language, violence, death and sexual content
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,692 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007
Love is War by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Can Tifa escape her loveless relationship with Cloud? Is Rufus Shinra just an arrogant jerk, or is there more to him? And why is Scarlet so hellbent on destroying him? Rufus x Tifa. r&r!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,469 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Rufus, Tifa L.
THE KILLER'S LOVER by FAMAS reviews
47 is a Killer, but he's tired of killing and he wants a Lover
Hitman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2004
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Expectations and Suppositions reviews
"You know what is expected of you?" Jeanine says in hushed tones. While someone else might have leapt for joy that Jeanine Matthews deigned to speak in their general direction, I do not. No, Jeanine Matthews had spent the last six years drilling into my head what she expected. Both figuratively and literally.
Crossover - Firefly & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/13 - River, Eric
Weaponized reviews
weap·on·ize - transitive verb 1. convert to use as a weapon. 2. supply or equip with weapons. - "What do you want her to do?" Rick Flag asks. Waller's mouth curls into a smirk like the cat that ate the canary. "I want her to bring me a weapon. Something capable of defending us against other meta-humans."
Crossover - Firefly & Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,145 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Complete
Furious Firefly reviews
She was caged in a place that wasn't her own. A precious commodity imprisoned on a half-life world by a psychotic dictator. He was running from his own demons. Running from both the living and the dead. Maybe together, they could find what they were looking for. Rated M for eventual violence, language, etc.
Crossover - Firefly & Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,912 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016
I Know You reviews
But everything else around her is lost in that moment, and the only thing she can focus on is him. Every muscle in his body was a tightly wound string, ready to snap, ready to strike out… at her. She can't help the single tear that runs down her cheek. She comprehends, but she doesn't understand. How did it come to this? How did they get here? [River x Jayne]
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Jayne, River - Complete
We Play for Blood reviews
"She knows you're watching, she can feel you out there."... What if River and Riddick shared a bond? That even though they had never met, they were somehow connected, and could see glimpses of each other? Set after Chronicles of Riddick in the Riddick (film) timeframe/ Firefly (tv show) timeframe. Rated M for later chapters.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,568 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Monsters Hunting Fireflies reviews
It's been two years since the events of A Firefly Among Monsters. The crew of Serenity is searching for River, but they aren't the only ones looking.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
A Firefly Among Monsters reviews
Slight AU, What if River was on the Hunter Gratzner instead of Jack and without Simon? What would have been different? Crossover with Riddick/Firefly-verse.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,017 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Riddick, River - Complete
I Get Off On Freak Like Me reviews
Two-shot...slightly AU. Set after the events of the big damn movie, the crew of Serenity is enjoying a night in a bar on a backwater moon. River has turned 18 recently and has been "reading" things from a certain hired gun...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - River, Jayne - Complete
She smelled like 2am reviews
"You can hurt me do whatever you like." She told him. A short little River/Jayne pairing.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - River, Jayne - Complete