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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Howdy everybody. Despite what you might think (I'd have given up on me by now too) my story will eventually be finished. Eventually. I refused to leave things abandoned forever, even if it takes me years in between updates. If you're still checking, though, I guess you're one of those people who believes in miracles. Anyway, I'm going to finish it. I just can't make you any promises that it will be in any sort of timely manner.

I may also work on some other things in the meantime.

If you can't deal with that, then please feel free to poke me. :)

Thanks for reading,

Love somnifer

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Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 12,145 - Follows: 11,996 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Duality by Anda Faith reviews
HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, darkness, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 205,082 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5992 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 8,987 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,959 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11263 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 7,126 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
Gray Skye Mourning by KneazleGriff reviews
As Severus Snape lay dying on the filthy floor of the Shrieking Shack, bleeding in the arms of Harry Potter, a profound, devastating realization awakens a long lost love, latent for years and torn asunder by time's cruel fate. Is love strong enough to overcome the pain from the past and ensure Severus' survival? Time-Travel fic. SSHP - COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 183,486 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 8,565 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Child's Play by libertineangel reviews
After an unsuspecting Draco uses a curse that transfigures Harry into a baby, Dumbledore appoints Snape as carer. Follow them both through Harry's slow, strange journey back to 15!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
As Yet Unwritten by Persepolis130 reviews
What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6379 - Favs: 17,205 - Follows: 6,027 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Not Quite the Shilling by Annie D reviews
Harry's a teacher at Hogwarts. It's mostly boring, but he likes it that way. Snape likes it that way, too. HPSS slash. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows: explanation in the opening notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Ordinary Wizards by Delaine reviews
Of Ordinary Wizards is about the tangled knots of enmity and having the courage to unravel them. It's about realizing you don't have the whole story when you were certain you did. Post HBP. An Albus Severus Harry fic. An AU book seven story. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 168,636 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Island reviews
Harry is on his way to an Order safehouse with Snape and Malfoy when their plane crashes into the ocean. Stranded on an island with no food, no shelter, and no hope to return home, the three will have to find some way to survive. Snarry slash. 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.