Lavender Cathide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Cats, Total Drama series, 9, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Gravity Falls. -enters, wearing hair net, carrying broom and feather duster- Hey everyone! I thought it was time I did a little cleaning up around here, as is evident by the sudden, massive block of nothing you see before you. So, for those of you who are new here, I'm Lavender Cat, and I write stuff. What kind of stuff? Stuffy stuff. Anything that tickles my fancy at the moment. I mostly do unrelated oneshots; rarely everwill you see me crank out a chapter fic, unless I'm particularly inspired. Oh, and I tend to write a lot of slash, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, I suggest you leave by the clearly marked exits. Abandon all hope for canon, ye who enter here! Aaaaaaaaaand, that's all you really need to know. I may post a list of stories that I'm planning on finishing and posting, but I'm not sure. Thanks for dropping by and enjoy your stay. |
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An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 252,269 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
Wolf By the Ears by Thornwitch reviews
TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,093 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
On the Fields of Freedoms Edge by TipsyArmadillo reviews
TF Prime. Optimus goes to extreme measures to stop Megatron once and for all
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Paradise Lost by Gimme-Chan reviews
AUish Knock Out/Breakdown. Chapter 2! Knock Out wakes up and is not exactly happy or grateful to find himself saved. WARNINGS: Talks of suicide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
The Tobikomi Code by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
The discovery of a rogue gaming code leads to the revealing of a strained friendship between Felix and Turbo, before the latter went game-jumping. Oneshot, spoilers.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Partial by TilltheMorningLight reviews
"...Did someone do this to him?" A pause again, and Starscream could have sworn he heard Soundwave snort. "One could say that." -G1, slash!, eventual romance, warnings inside-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Intel Alone by kikaikitai reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Ratchet is ready to ignore another intel-for-medical-kit offer, but finally decides to answer it as at this point he sees no threat. Except Starscream doesn't have anything for him. And the amount of energon spilled beneath him is substantial.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Beautiful Things by Eisee does it reviews
Knockout tortures Silas. Silas returns the favor. As the days pass, sanity slips away. Post 'Human Factor'. Slash. Warnings inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Undone by TilltheMorningLight reviews
Megatron's in quite the predicament. heat!fic slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
is it just me, or is he losing it? by Domenic reviews
Knock Out wasn't there. Again. Post-"Crossfire." AU. UPDATE: Chapter Five.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown
EddieJon drabble by Inuluvr reviews
Something I just wanted to write. Very short and mostly written for practice. M for dark themes. EddiexJon, but nothing graphic.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
An Ahnvee by BiteMeTechie reviews
An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Killer Croc, OC] - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Inebriated by Inuluvr reviews
One shot. Riddler drabbles written originally for tumblr. Extreme angst on the Riddler's part, exploring a little of his origin story. Rated M for language and violence. Batman is a little nicer in this... more like the B:TAS version who actually cares.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Unbreak by v2point0 reviews
Transformers: Prime. Breakdown and Knock Out dealing with the aftermath of the MECH incident. Slash or not, your call.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Way to Go by missmelaniebee reviews
A dialogue-only one-shot ficlet set sometime within "Kubla Khan't." Stuck without their respective partners, Larry and XJ5 talk pride. Or, well, Larry does so anyway.
Time Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Inopportune by The Illegible reviews
He doesn't always catch them in the act. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
26 by IcyUmbreon reviews
Series of drabbles based on alphabet word-prompts. Will be a variety of pairings, some slash, as well as generic. Rating not go above T. Characters are those in the most recent chapter. Will take requests.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - 3, 4
Sometimes Two Must be Sacrificed by Majorkami reviews
Written after pondering the question of why 2 stayed at the Sanctuary despite 1's actions. This follows the beginning and end of their relationship. 2x1 slash, not too graphic, but consider ye warned. Now with an epilogue.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 1, 2 - Complete
Magic and Loss by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Bluestreak finds himself still plagued with nightmares and grief over his lost family and home. He tries to drown his pain in another's arms, but love is more complicated than he realizes. It also has consequences. BluexSunny, BluexWJ, sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
Awkward by PengyChan reviews
Monkey Fist had never been thrilled with Team Possible's habit of showing up in the most inopportune moments, but this time he had to admit that their timing was even worse than usual.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kim P., Ron S., Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
Team by 1000th Ghost reviews
We could all do with a Derek." Dr. Cockroach and Ginormica were connected in that they both used to be humans. Humans that still have feelings...and desires...
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Somewhere, My Love by Go-Go Spiders reviews
He asked her for a dance. Just one. Sappy and short Dr. C/Susan drabble.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Goin' Nowhere by Go-Go Spiders reviews
Doctor Cockroach and Susan have a short chat during one of the Doctor's early attempts to get her back to normal size. Oneshot. Slight Dr. Cockroach/Susan.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Buddy by Running With The Shadows reviews
Ties into TGP, Silent, He screams and Help. Geoff is feeling under the weather, it's nursemaid DJ to the rescue! Small cameo by Bridgette in this one.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Broken by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. IronhidexRatchet. Interfacing until Ratchet was in recharge sounded like a good idea at the time, but Ironhide soon realises that all may not be well. Fluff and vague references to intimate behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Three Kittens by Crawler reviews
There's a new protector in the junkyard, and he's trying to do a good job. Meanwhile, the junkyard is seeing some new faces... Ritzkin Arc 8
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Catnip and Alcohol by Wolfjet reviews
When a magical spell backfires, Misto is forced into taking some of Jenny's potent medicine. In his resultant attempts to cure himself of his intoxication, Skimble somehow gets involved, and old emotions resurface. Very random threeshot!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Hostage by Valoofle reviews
After being set free from the asylum, Wanda kidnaps one of the Acolytes in order to lure Magneto to the Brotherhood and avenge her lost childhood. But having a hostage isn't exactly what she expected... JONDA! Complete!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,905 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Pyro - Complete
More Than A Friend by Wolfjet reviews
Munkustrap is alone in the junkyard when an unexpected visitor drops in — and no, it's not Macavity. The resultant confrontation leaves both cats with a few lessons about the other — and themselves.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Love and Sickness by philosonica reviews
Stupid title, I know. A fic with an overly used plot, but I've tried to make it good. Jenny nurses Skimble, who's taken ill. May be rather different from what you might think.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Horse Play by Dahlia Mockery reviews
WARNING:contains some sexual content. Where exactly do kittens come from? The kittens soon learn after watching a certain Railway cat with a rather affectionate Gumbie cat get a bit too cuddly. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
FEAR by Morbid Cheshire reviews
Scarecrow's got a new fear drug... and he's testing it within the "safety" of Arkham Asylum. Harley ends up being the test subject! PG-13 just in case. R&R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Unexpected Happenings by QuiteSo reviews
My first fic! Producers, MaxLeo slash. Leo and Max get into a fight, and Leo comes home to his empty apartment....Rated R, because Leo's a naughty little accoutant XP Read and review! Was posted awhile ago, but has been edited a bit.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2004
Dreams by Ivydoll reviews
LoganKurt. When Kurt has a nightmare from his past, gruff and impatient Logan shows how marshmallowlike he is on the inside. Revamped.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Wolverine/Logan, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Vigil by Nightwind reviews
G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
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Life Support reviews
It's 1982, and Ford Pines has called his brother to Oregon, in desperate need of his help. Fate keeps Ford in this reality, and forces him to confront some very uncomfortable truths about his relationship with his twin.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Grunkle Ford, Grunkle Stan - Complete
Clipped reviews
Post-Predacons Rising. Knock Out has officially joined the winning team, washing his hands of any ties to the Decepticons. Too bad for him he finds a big, broken reminder of his past affiliations amongst the rubble of an abandoned base.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014
Sympathy reviews
Reeling from the death of his partner, Knock Out receives sympathy from an unexpected, but ultimately understandable, source. Spoilers for Crossfire. Warning: Angst abounds.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Cultural Lesson reviews
"No doubt lingered in Starscream's processor. He detested Earthling music."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Roll With It reviews
If there's one thing I've learned from hanging around my fellow losers, its that you have to roll with the punches and learn to let things go. Request fic for paulinaghost. In other news, yay, I'm not dead!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Courtney, Justin - Complete
Dreams In Darkness reviews
Six never liked the dark. A little oneshot I wrote during a sleepless night of my own.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 6 - Complete
Feminine Wiles reviews
A little oneshot detailing just how Heather got the map from Duncan in "Are We There Yeti?". Rated T for sexual content that may offend virgin eyes. This is the kind of stuff that happens when I watch TDI late at night and get the urge to write.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
In the Name of Desire reviews
Desire is a funny thing. It can overtake you in a matter of seconds, and still leave you burning for more. It's up to us whether the moment of passion was worth it or not. Slash warning. Don't like? Don't read.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Chris M. - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
When Valerie Greywool, a painfully shy young woman, dies prematurely trying to save her beloved pet, she gets a second chance at life...just not the way she'd planned. Mark the calenders! It's finished!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Tango Tugger reviews
Bombalurina knows Tugger's past relationhips have been a little...shaky, but she thinks it will be different with her. And who better to point her in the right direction than Tugger's brother. One of the many reasons I shouldn't be left alone with an Ipod
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
You Are Loved reviews
A flusty little songfic I wrote while listening to my iPod one lazy afternoon. This is my first shot so be gentle. Warning:contains slash! Rated to be safe.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
