In which getting reborn as Basil of the CEDEF means the start of a ridiculous life, Iemitsu is an idiot, the CEDEF are sane to balance out his crazy, and a prepubescent boy is now the only reason the Young Lion's paperwork gets done. Cracky. Very cracky. featuring repeated assurances of not making anyone Robin, filibustering, and the education of old men through popular culture.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

Albus Dumbledore expected Harriet Lily Potter, meek and humbled as a result of being under the Dursleys' care. He didn't expect Adrianna di Vongola, confident and powerful as a result of being blood adopted by Xanxus di Vongola. Papa!Xanxus. fem!Harry.

In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.

Inspired by Xomniac's This Bites! I get a chance to join the king on their march to the throne. There's only one thing that can throw a wrench in what I know, well two things I guess. One, that king isn't Oda's version. And two, the 'higher plane' being that sent me there is more than happy to throw a guy with a few out of the box skills into the mix.

HP/KHR fanfics I may or may not continue. I just need to get them out of my head to make room for the things I'm working on /now/. 2 - Deathchild. Sawada Tsunami was more than just the last of Primo's line (Iemitsu didn't count); blood calls to blood, and the Master of Death will NEVER turn down family in need.

Hibari catches the flu and unwillingly exposes a much more vulnerable side of himself to his boyfriend. Side work to Come Together, established relationship

Verde really should have been more careful. If he had been then he wouldn't find himself in a smaller body AGAIN. Granted being in the past is new. Maybe the situation wasn't so bad. Armed with knowledge of the future, our favorite lightning Arcobaleno plans to turn the world on its head with all the 'new' scientific discoveries and technological advancements. A Verde-is-Harry fic!

...or be nothing worth. Oh, but she was a liar, and she was a very good one. No one could play the game the same way, no one could ever hope to match her. Half-truths, white lies, black lies, all falling from blood red lips and smirking in poison green eyes.

When Tsuna is young, he gets into an occult phase. Problem is, he never really grows out of it, because he's actually really good at it. Reborn can only adapt as best he can when he comes to train him. Semi-AU, Witch! Tsuna, crack-ish, oneshot

A series of short stories surrounding the Heart Pirates and their captain, with occasional guest appearances from other characters. (Ignores One Piece Novel Law)

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Harry James Potter. It had been Centuries since I last heard that name. It was the name of a child, a child I knew better than anyone. A child I had forsaken and by doing so had Killed. "There is no Harry Potter in Vendicare. "

Tsuna...honestly didn't know HOW he ended up a cleaner. At least the pay is good, even if the job is disgusting. And don't get him started on Lussuria's special 'collection'. It could be worse, even as he slowly begins to unravel the lies that surrounded him for years, thanks to the fact he's besties with most of the Varia.

Tsuna may have solved some problems, but not all of them. Sequel to Father Problems

Xanxus and Tsuna have many things in common, but it's only one that causes both of them to get along.

Tsuna wakes up in Xanxus's bed. And keeps waking up there.

"Marry me?" Tsuna asked Kyouya. Or the fic where Tsuna knows Kyouya's weakness and ruthlessly takes advantage of it.

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

Xanxus makes a decision and follows through on it, far-reaching consequences be damned. It's harder than it sounds. (Post-canon, canon-typical violence, crime and child abuse, exploration of trauma and recovery, panic attacks, non-traditional relationships, family fluff.) Third in the 'Pick up the Pieces' series. Cover art by mayurei.

Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix

Xanxus wrestles with the healing process, changing relationships and Don Vongola's expectations. (Post canon, canon-typical violence, crime and child abuse, exploration of trauma and recovery, consent issues, theology, religious intolerance, non-traditional relationships, family fluff.) Second in the 'Pick up the Pieces' series. Cover art by mayurei.

Following the Arcobaleno Battles Xanxus tries to get his life back together and makes a friend along the way. (Post-canon, canon-typical violence, crime and child abuse, exploration of trauma and recovery, non-traditional relationships, family fluff.) First in the 'Pick up the Pieces' series. Cover art by mayurei.

Zuko's under pressure to marry and produce an heir. One small problem - anytime he shows serious interest in a girl she leaves him with a flimsy excuse. Zuko reunites the Gaang and they send Katara undercover as a bridal candidate to flush the person who chased the other women away out. Of course it's all fun and games until someone loses their heart.

Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language

Some people get invited to the Varia...others sneak in. Rosethorn is a witch who desperately wants to forget who she was when she left England. Where better to make a fresh start than in a group of elite assassins like the Varia? Hexe is going to have her work cut out for her when her secret is discovered...and an unexpected chance for romance blooms.

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

When the Young Justice land themselves in another dimension by accident and then manage to escape the entire Justice League (who strangely don't know them at all) and flee into the world outside, Batman can only come to one conclusion, "They're us, from a different world."

Xanxus picks up his first Guardian very early; his father rather wishes he hadn't. Things change accordingly. (SI-OC Fix-it fic. Canon-typical violence and themes, including terrible parenting, organised crime and murder-for-hire. Diverse pairings. Characters discussing mature themes; also fluff, common sense, happy endings.)

Yusei panicked, and now Jack and Crow are hoping to be Zora's new favorite tenants. Why did he have to be afraid of insects?

Spiders, spiders, everywhere. Nobody in the cave likes them, and when they show up; they're nothing but trouble.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

An assassin goes around, killing off high profile targets everywhere. Nobody knows how he looks like. Nobody knows how he manages to overcome the best and oldest wards. One thing they do know is that he never fails. His name? Gabriel. / Dark story, not suited for children.

'Iemitsu was a dead man walking. He just didn't know it.' A statement that Reborn itched to correct. He had never denied the fact that he hated the idiots incompetence, but this was unacceptable. This mistake was unforgivable. His heart ached for his new student, for a child punished with that as a father, and he swore revenge for her. Who the fuck got his own child's gender wrong?

If only all First Aid was this fun to learn - the team tackles that special skill, very funny, Rated T for safety, Humor, Friendship, No Slash

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Eureka has a problem of the giant robot variety. Nathan Stark doesn't specialize in putting down giant robots, but he may know a Stark that does.

Caught up in a bank robbery, Seto and Otogi must deal with the robbers. Their only weapons are a deck of cards and a handful of dice. Luckily, that's all they're going to need.

On this fine summer day, the Varia are faced with the most dastardly foe they will ever fight. Crack in every sense of the word. Rated T for language, content,and general Varia shenanigans.

With school really kicking in for the rest of YJ Superboy is left feeling alone and increasingly isolated. After a mission gone wrong, feeling worthless he runs off and ends up being taken in by Flash's Rogues.

Lussuria has to go to the supermarket. Fran and Bel are forced to tag along. Recipe for disaster. Rated for language, questionable content, and general Varia-ness. Crack attack spawned from hunger. Enjoy.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

There is a problem at the X-Men's mansion and Logan is the last one standing. Crack-fic. One-shot.