In exceptionally short order, Jack Robinson found himself being sent undercover in Melbourne's finest — and therefore most exclusive — sex club.

COMPLETE: **Re-Edited. if you have read this before I took it down to edit, you may need to re-read as things have changed a wee bit.**   Draco mistakenly picks up a dirty story that Hermione has dropped and decides to read it ... What a dirty, dirty mind she has...

"Harry," Hermione began, voice very controlled, but she could feel the blade of panic slicing at her vocal cords. "Why was Draco Malfoy just screaming bloody murder about his," and the word almost strangled her as she said it, "wife?"

Hermione Granger wakes up in bed with a hot blonde and no memory of how she got there. Is it a case of Drunken Love or is something else at play? The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts isn't easy for anyone, and everyone copes in their own way.

After being convicted of Joffrey's murder, Tyrion Lannister escapes King's Landing and spends the next five years in exile. When he finally returns to Westeros, he discovers that there is a new Lord of Winterfell, a little boy named Eddard Lannister. Although Sansa swears the child is his, Tyrion is too jaded to believe it, even though he once spent the night in Sansa's bed.

A dream job. A long harboured crush. An opportunity to combine the two. But Hermione is in for quite the surprise when the combination doesn't go quite as planned.

Draco and Hermione have been seeing each other for a couple of months, and he stumbles across a rather interesting video on her laptop. He enlists Blaise Zabini's help to make her fantasy a reality.

A solid portion of the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry considers the resident Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and his wife to be "goals". This is why. [One-shot]

A smutty oneshot set in Summer of AYITL because it's not right that Rory and Jess have never slept together. Possibly slightly OOC but fun to write! Hope you enjoy it!

The one where Draco and Hermione are unapologetic for all of the kinks that come out over the course of their relationship in any universe. [DRAMIONE SMUT COLLECTION.] [EACH CHAPTER IS STANDALONE.]

It started with a single touch - just a mere stroke of fingertips against her exposed skin. Seemingly innocent, it managed to awaken something she didn't think could ever exist, not between them. It did, though, and suddenly she couldn't think about anything else. A fire started to consume her, begging to be extinguished, even if it would complicate things. [Sirimione, AU]

After a stumble in time, Hermione finds herself stuck in 1981 in the immediate wake of Voldemort's fall. Living under a Muggle identity in a small town in Wales until the Ministry can send her home, she finds a job at a small pub to wait out the next 5 years.

Draco and Hermione are nothing if not adventurous... DracoXHermione and a bit of Blaise. You have been warned.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, who prides himself on his self-control, must be in want of a vice. For William Darcy, that vice is Elizabeth Bennet. Modern AU.

Harry and Hermione, lifelong friends and a duo of wizarding detectives find themselves sharing a nightcap after closing yet another case, but this time, however, it seems they are finally on the same page when it comes to their mutual feelings and desires.

Five years ago a marriage law was enacted. Harry and Hermione did what they always do: she came up with a Plan and they tackled it together. Now they've fulfilled their obligations under the law and it's almost time for them to divorce and go their separate ways. Harry is far from happy about it, but does he dare tell his wife? Written for Harmony & Co's 2k Celebration.

"Astoria is cheating on me," he said. "I don't know what to do." There were dark circles under his eyes and even though his hair was clean, it was disheveled. Hermione put her small, cool hand on his shoulder. "You do what you have to. Not what's expected of you. Not what's easiest. But what's best for you. And it will most likely be dreadful, but you won't be alone."/EWE, Dramione

Draco's got one hell of a problem, and he's really hoping Hermione can help him. These waters are citrusy.

In the fourteen years they'd been dancing around each other, they'd never managed to be single at the same time.

Hermione is happily married to the man of her dreams, living an idyllic life, working in the job she didn't ever dare to imagine she ever would, but she still wonders if she's enough. After attending the worst wedding the world has ever seen, her husband offers her a choice, and proves she is indeed… enough!

Short Sansa x Tyrion fic where bran allows Tyrion to leave with Sansa to become her hand/King.

It's a thing they do sometimes, when they wanna have a little fun. (series of kinky peraltiago one shots from tumblr prompt requests)

"You don't have to," she interjected, her voice breathless, her pupils darkened by desire, "you don't have to say goodnight, not today." - sequel to undiluted and blind (this selfishness of mine). Podrick/sansa smut, but with feelings.

She was captivated by the marks on his skin. He was mesmerized by her. It all started with the lily and then it led to something more. - Pure fluff Harmony in two parts inspired by a simple question: What tattoos would Harry get? [COMPLETE]

After the war at King's Landing, Arya gets ready to set sail and find out what's West of Westeros. She has the presence of mind to say goodbye to Gendry first and things happen.

Spoilers8x05 She had spent so much time training herself not to feel, trying to be No One. She had spent the majority of her life building a wall around herself thicker than the one Bran the Builder had made. What was she supposed to do now that the wall was crumbling down? After the destruction of King's Landing Arya returns home and tries to learn how to live with herself again.

Arya may have refused Gendry's proposal, but he still can't let her go. He talks to certain people before and after the war at King's Landing and then he makes a choice.

A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?

Daenerys was worried he would be angry with her but she needn't be, It wasn't her his anger was aimed at. She couldn't erase his anger but she could show him he's loved. And perhaps one day, they could return to that waterfall with no worries left in the world.

Dramione one shots, each chapter a new story. The title explains the form.

Hermione's known Draco and Theo for a few months now. It's not like she has a choice since they're so often stuck in the same safe house. Maybe she's started viewing them as more than her friends, but she never expected anything to come of it. Unfortunately, or fortunately, booze has a particular way of making you say just what you think without worrying about the consequences.

"Well - well, I just.. I just never really thought we'd kiss and if we did I thought it would - I don't know, I thought it would be a big deal."

Hermione's always a step ahead of him, even with this. Dramione. DPOV. Citrus warning.

Life, work, children, beach house...it must be bliss, right? PART 3: Something Beautiful in Return. Hermione/Draco.

The war is over and it's finally time for Harry Potter to have a normal year at Hogwarts. He plans to indulge himself with his girlfriend, Hermione, as much as possible. **My entry for the Harmony & Co. Facebook group's Shag-a-thon Fest**

"I must become a borrower of the night. For a dark hour or twain," wrote Shakespeare. Hermione is all too familiar with such darkness. But is she really prepared to explore the extent of it in Harry, when she knocks on the door of Number 12 Grimmauld Place on Halloween night?

It's girl's night out, and Luna's got a magic pair of glasses that can help Hermione to find the man of her dreams. Hermione's not looking for anything special, though, she just wants a good kisser. (Written for I was BOTWP, and inspired by the music video for Findin' A Good Man by Danielle Peck.) S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

Something's up with Hermione Granger. Well, more than the usual, at any rate. And Harry Potter, having bestowed upon him the exclusive privilege of bearing the brunt of her strange moods, has reached the point of being jolly well fed up with it. It's high time to get to the bottom of this all but insoluble mystery...

Clothes on the floor. Naked in bed. Hung-over as all hell. Hermione has no memory of New Year's Eve, but there's one person who is more than willing to help her remember.

Frigid. Boring. That's how Hermione Granger sees herself following a bitter breakup on the previous Christmas. Planning to make the annual trip home to her family, she's not looking forward to discussing her relationship status. That's where Harry comes in.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

Draco has always wondered what it would be like to have Hermione Granger call him 'Professor' and submit to him. After a series of clandestine meetings around the castle with her, he finally finds the courage to suggest these fantasies become realities.

A series of smutty one-shots. RATED M FOR A REASON!

Five Dates, that's what she offered. Five chances for him to prove himself. Five chances for her to fall even deeper.

Professor Hermione Granger has to stay at Hogwarts all summer to teach. At first, she's not very happy about that, but then she and her colleague grow closer. Should one mention her colleague is Draco Malfoy? Probably..

There are fewer things more delightful than finding out how much you have in common with someone that surprises you. How much could Draco possibly have in common with Hermione Granger? EWE Dramione. One Shot. M for language

Hermione and Draco fell in love in the summer following the war when they met on a Greek island in 1998. Twenty years later, Draco tells their children the story of how he fell in love with their mother, though the help of a photo album.

Elizabeth is understandably a bit worried about submitting to her new husband's desires. Little does she know that Mr. Darcy desires only to submit to hers. A wedding night/marriage bed story.

A very incrediblely sexy story featuring draco malfoy and Hermione Granger, massage parlor!

The first Christmas since the final battle is spent in the company of foes and good whiskey. Original Prompt: Draco and Hermione are back for their 7th year at Hogwarts. They play a game together at Christmas time as neither went home for the holidays. Cover art: Cioccolataconpanna at deviantart

If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.

It's becoming harder and harder not to kiss him. :: EWE OS Dramione lemon in which they're Hogwarts professors.

It's Draco's birthday and besides his mother, Hermione's the only one who remembers. He basically gets to have his cake and eat it too. ;) All in all, a nice birthday. ;) Set post Hogwarts, not epilogue compliant in the slightest. Hermione owns a bookshop, Draco rents the office upstairs. One Shot. Mind the Rating. bg Hinny.

Hermione loves him. How infuriating. Draco POV. One shot. Dramione. Post Hogwarts. Not Epilogue Compliant. Mind the rating. Mentions of Hinny.

After the Great War has ended, Sansa Stark takes her rightful place as the Lady of Winterfell. Sansa knows she must marry again someday for the good of the North, but after all she has suffered, she is certain she will never marry for love. Instead, she decides on a more practical match, offering her hand in marriage to the only man who has never betrayed her, Tyrion Lannister.

The Hogwarts Library after curfew. Two professors. One spell. Or: I always thought Hermione would enjoy shenanigans in the place she values most ;). A gift to the lovely LadyChocolateLover! Dramione, EWE, PWP, explicit lemons.

Dany smirked at him wickedly. 'Sate your appetite, Jon Snow. After all, I wouldn't want my King to be famished'. Jon and Daenerys spend a morning on the boat alone and enjoying themselves immensely.

Weddings are dull affairs...at least that's what I thought...

She had read countless stories of women bold enough to allow a man to dominate them like this. Countless times she'd imagined what it would be like to be that woman. But all of that, all of that, paled so completely in comparison to actually feeling the soft silk of her bindings against her wrists, anchoring her completely to the posts of the headboard. His headboard.

What happens when you mix one neurotic witch, one insatiable Slytherin, and one illicit Time-Turner? Dramione. 7th Year AU. One shot.

A short continuation of Draco and Hermione's lives from Something Beautiful in Return.

Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.

Hugh and Dot's wedding day approaches, but Hugh's worried about what should happen on the wedding night. He needs advice - and he's decided Detective Inspector Robinson is just the man for the job. M rating for smut. It's rather smutty. Did I mention it was smutty?

HermioneRemus - Hermione asks an unexpected question, with interesting consequences.

A research project gone wrong sends Hermione hurtling through time again and again. She never knows when or where she'll end up, but she always seems to pop up next to Remus Lupin.

Hermione wakes up from a nightmare... and reality might prove itself a lot more interesting. Remione, Fluff Post-war, no major characters are dead (because they just shouldn't be). Remus/Tonks and Hermione/Ron never happened.

After the Exodus disaster, about 150 people have survived and found a way to repair the Ark. They don't know if the 100 are still alive, so the council decides to do what it takes to ensure that the human race will survive, and edicts a new law: Each person between the ages of eighteen and fifty are obliged to have a child. Strictly Kabby.

She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!

Lexa will never admit it, but Clarke makes her weak. Her blue eyes, her laugh, her stubborn nature. But what really makes Lexa weak, is when Clarke gets on her knees. Yup shameless smut. Some hurt/comfort. Happy Ending. Really it's mostly sin and fluff. Enjoy

Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy share their first kiss.

Draco has scheduled dinner with Charlie to discuss a new business venture. Hermione is waiting back at Draco's flat, hoping the three of them can explore a different type of arrangement after the men finish their meeting.

Remione One-Shot. Post-War. It's Christmas and Sirius is hosting a fancy dress party. Also, Remus is high. Nothing goes wrong. Rated R. EWE

He knows exactly what Rory needs. She needs someone who will be there when she wants it. Someone to scratch an itch. While he's probably always going to be a little in love with her, he knows he can live with that. For once, Jess is absolutely, without any doubt, positive he can give her what she needs.

When Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place over the Easter holidays in her fifth year, she cannot deny the inexplicable vibrations she has been experiencing anymore. At the discovery of having been slipped an experimental potion, she needs to find out how to stop its effect. Will her former teacher be able to help? One-shot.

An account of what happens between Jake and Amy on their first date. Four-drink Amy can be a bit of a perv, but Jake takes it like a champ.

Smoothing her windblown bob as best she could, Phryne Fisher entered the lobby of the Savoy and paused to exhale. (Takes place after 3x08)

What if... Aunt Prudence had not interrupted that fateful moment. An exploration of Jack and Phryne's relationship. Warning: absolutely M-rated!

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Hermione gets a lot more than she bargained for when visiting her wizard at Hogwarts. One-shot, alternate reality, Hermione/Remus, rated M for language and adult content. See inside for further warnings. Written for Worthfull1.

Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! WARNING: Rated for language and smut! Two-shot.

Jack makes a wager with Phryne. Fluffy, smutty romping ensues.

In the midst of a looming war, an old law is brought back to life. Hermione Granger soon finds herself in a hasty engagement to a man that just happens to be her professor. Marriage Law. AU from the end of HBP. COMPLETE.

While watching the football game at the end of season 2's "Marked for Murder", Jack and Phryne's relationship takes on a new speed.

"To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts."

A storm is battering Melbourne, the power is out, and Jack and Phryne are searching for a way to keep themselves occupied.

It's Hugh and Dot's wedding anniversary. And another anniversary as well - Jack and Phryne's. Warning: Sickly sweet... But then, we all need a little Jack-Phryne sweetness sometimes.

After much pestering from Harry, Hermione decides to get a drink. Who wouldn't when their best friend is essentially telling her to jump not one, but two Remus Lupin and Sirius Black's bones? Little did she know they were dealing with the same thing... Threesome: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black. Don't like, don't read! Rated M for a reason!

Remus discovers a way to distract Hermione from her books. Hermione succumbs to a moment of weakness in the middle of Flourish and Blotts. RemusHermione.

It's a Halloween Party at Weasley Wizard Wheezes! Now, it wouldn't be Halloween without candy, and it wouldn't be Fred and George without tricks. Lucky for us, they have their trickster's eye set on everyone's favorite werewolf and bookworm. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE.

Submission for the Twin Exchange Valentine's Day Challenge! REMUS/HERMIONE - "I'm sure Sirius and James would be proud. Drinking wine with a beautiful woman in the Headmaster's office seems like something they would approve of."

After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.

A wee little oneshot featuring Hermione and Remus. I just desperately needed to get it off my chest, heheh.

Hermione/Remus - When Hermione's less-than-desirable boyfriend beats her to the break-up, she finds out the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... Belated birthday gift for KaraSays

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

Who said Quidditch isn't fun in the rain? Hermione, Remus and Sirius's perfect private box seats aren't much good when they can't see anything, so they are forced to entertain themselves. Gift for angelically-devilish. RemusHermioneSirius.

RLHGSB. She had lived with them for almost 2 years, and it had become very comfortable. The sexually-themed dreams she had suddenly started having, however, was quickly starting to change the way she looked at her two housemates. Gift for pelespen.

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

¿Qué tienes para mí hoy, Hermione? Ni te lo imaginas. D/Hr.

Remus and Sirius get an offer they can't refuse. M/M/F. Threesome PWP - some het, some slash. Written for purplepanties' birthday!

Remus is drunk! What mischief will he and Padfoot get up to? Or rather, what women will they conquer? CONTAINS SEX. VERY GRAPHIC SEX. HG.RL and implied SB.LL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Vamos… ¿Draco Malfoy y Hermione Granger? Ni siquiera sonaba bien. Gilderoy Lockhart complica un San Valentín de Draco. Oneshot. Dramione.

She made him feel again. :Remus/Hermione - OneShot:

RemusHermione yes it's a time turner story but it's Remus that goes forward to present day Hogwarts. My first fic please R&R-COMPLETE! yah! but you can still leave me a review.

On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG

Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash

Diálogo entre los protgonistas de Harry Potter tras un intento infructuoso de enseñar a volar a Hermione. no puedo decir nada más porque es muy cortito. DrHr.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

She was the brightest witch of her age. She had the world at her fingertips. And she loved him.

After celebrating the fall of Voldemort, two people wake up in bed together...and clueless.

Draco y Hermione tendrán ke llevarse bien para regresar al pasado y salvar sus vidas, como los tratará el tiempo? que sorpresas les tendrá preparadas? no soy buena para los summarys :

Remus' grading papers when he's interrupted by the Head Girl, who has a rather startling warning to give. Enough fluff to gag you with a stick [RL x HG] 1,075 word drabble.